You should teach your mutt to **** in the toilet bowl. I had a cat that did
that, but cats are much smarter than dogs.

(Frank Solis) wrote:

Am temporarily keeping our daughters dog which is a female. Naturally,
it urinates at random spots on the lawn, leaving brown circles. I've
been sprinkling lime on the spots hoping to counter the acid of the
urine. What advice do you experienced grass growers have for me?
Please don't say get rid of the dog. I've already thought of that.

Frank