"La Puce" wrote in message
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Jim Scott wrote:
Farmers' supply shops keep them.

Rollins too - Rollins Online sales assistance (44) 01279 401570. They
have YD ash fork handle or straight handle - any handles for that
matter )

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My advice is, don't fash yourself with it.
Simply stop the wife's beer money for two days and go and buy a new one.
(if it's the other way round, Stop his black twist bacca, - one day's ration
should be enough, but if its a dry day.watch out for him going out and
scavenging fag dimps from the pavement.)
(Wa-a-al!, - nowadays one has to have a good laff now and then, what with
all this snow, 'n all, )- otherwise we'd all go round the bend.
Doug.

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