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Old 15-06-2008, 10:08 PM posted to rec.gardens
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Default How to prevent worms in apples


But if we're preventing worms? How can there be any wormholes to keep
open?

-dickm

On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:29:12 -0700, "Zootal"
wrote:

Pshaw...I did that many years ago. I came up with a trans-dimensional
quarternally unified field theory that went so far as to explain how to keep
wormholes open using common household items and proved that the universe is
actually eliptical, not round.

Problem is, I quit smoking, and now I can't remember any of it....

"Walter R." wrote in message
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Forget about your worms. Use the wormy apples to make cider. Wonderfully
refreshing and nourishing. You can ferment it and legally make 200 gallon
of "hard cider". That will help you forget all about your worms. The worms
will provide for protein in your power-drink.

Newton developed the Law of Gravity when he saw an apple fall. Just sit
quietly under an apple tree, enjoy some hard cider or applejack, and maybe
you will present the world with the Unified Field Theory.

:-)
--
Walter
www.rationality.net
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"Zootal" wrote in message
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Here is yet another apple tree question. My old apple tree has a
bazillion apples on it. Question: Exactly what do I do to it to keep
worms from eating the apples? Every year, almost every apple has one or
more worms in it. Is there a spray that can be safely used? And - here is
the important question that I haven't found an answer to - exactly how do
I go about applying it, IE what equipment do I need? This tree is 30-40
feet tall, and 30+ feet across, it's quite large. My wife bought me a
hand sprayer (bless her soul LOL), but it isn't quite up to the task. How
do I spray a huge apple tree?