Bird Poop on my driveway - I'm going to cry

[Mac3]

I don't know if anyone can help out here. I've looked through google and
have seen suggestions from hanging cd's to bb guns, etc. But my driveway
has some many bird droppings on it, I just can't compete. It gets loaded on
a daily basis. It's almost as if my driveway is attracting birds or is at a
fly by intersection for birds. I don't get it.

[Val]

"Mac3" > wrote in message
...
>I don't know if anyone can help out here. I've looked through google and
>have seen suggestions from hanging cd's to bb guns, etc. But my driveway
>has some many bird droppings on it, I just can't compete. It gets loaded
>on a daily basis. It's almost as if my driveway is attracting birds or is
>at a fly by intersection for birds. I don't get it.
>

Just be glad that cows don't fly..........

[Doug Kanter]

"Mac3" > wrote in message
...
>I don't know if anyone can help out here. I've looked through google and
>have seen suggestions from hanging cd's to bb guns, etc. But my driveway
>has some many bird droppings on it, I just can't compete. It gets loaded
>on a daily basis. It's almost as if my driveway is attracting birds or is
>at a fly by intersection for birds. I don't get it.
>

Time to buy yourself a new high-tech gadget: A hose.

[hob]

"Mac3" > wrote in message
...
> I don't know if anyone can help out here. I've looked through google and
> have seen suggestions from hanging cd's to bb guns, etc. But my driveway
> has some many bird droppings on it, I just can't compete. It gets loaded
on
> a daily basis. It's almost as if my driveway is attracting birds or is at
a
> fly by intersection for birds. I don't get it.
>

First - Are they sitting on a perch above, or just dive bombing the
drive-way?



>

[Mac3]

No overhangs for birds to sit on. Just two tall house and a couple of trees
to fly back and forth. Is it because birds are eating alot for feeding
their young right now?(Northern Ohio). I just don't remember it ever being
this bad.


"hob" > wrote in message
. ..
>
> "Mac3" > wrote in message
> ...
>> I don't know if anyone can help out here. I've looked through google and
>> have seen suggestions from hanging cd's to bb guns, etc. But my driveway
>> has some many bird droppings on it, I just can't compete. It gets loaded
> on
>> a daily basis. It's almost as if my driveway is attracting birds or is
>> at
> a
>> fly by intersection for birds. I don't get it.
>>
>
> First - Are they sitting on a perch above, or just dive bombing the
> drive-way?
>
>
>
>>
>
>

[JoeSpareBedroom]

"Mac3" > wrote in message
...
> No overhangs for birds to sit on. Just two tall house and a couple of
> trees to fly back and forth. Is it because birds are eating alot for
> feeding their young right now?(Northern Ohio). I just don't remember it
> ever being this bad.


I think you should ask other people about something they can't see (i.e.:
your property, your birds), rather than put your fat, lazy dumb ass in a
chair and OBSERVE FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS, you ignorant twit.

[Myrl Jeffcoat]

Mac-
I don't know what kind of birds you have, but I might have a
suggestion. At Home Depot or other garden centers, you will often find
fake owls available for sale. They are provided to help run off most
birds.

My daughter had trouble with birds attacking her apricot tree just
before harvest. And, she was losing an awful lot of fruit to them.
She put out one of those owls, and voila' many of the birds went
elsewhere.

I've seen little sidewalk cafes that have these same owls in the
overhangs and on roofs, and it keeps their diners from being bombed.

There are also little devices you can purchase that make the sounds of
preditary birds, and runs off most other birds. But, they can be
pricey, and the sound can be annoying.

Hope this helps!

Myrl Jeffcoat
http://www.myrljeffcoat.com

[Pat Kiewicz]

Mac3 said:
>
>I don't know if anyone can help out here. I've looked through google and
>have seen suggestions from hanging cd's to bb guns, etc. But my driveway
>has some many bird droppings on it, I just can't compete. It gets loaded
>on a daily basis. It's almost as if my driveway is attracting birds or is at a
>fly by intersection for birds. I don't get it.

Let me guess:
It is an asphalt driveway, and the birds are dropping fecal sacks produced
by nestlings.

This used to happen a lot to my driveway before it was repaved to concrete.
I theorized that the birds mistook the large, dark expanse for a body of
water that they could hide the evidence of their nestlings in. At that time
our road was unpaved. The nearest actual body of water is a few blocks
away.

--
Pat in Plymouth MI ('someplace.net' is comcast)

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
(attributed to Don Marti)

[George.com]

"Janet Baraclough" > wrote in message
...
> The message >
> from "Doug Kanter" > contains these words:
>
> > "Mac3" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > >I don't know if anyone can help out here. I've looked through google
and
> > >have seen suggestions from hanging cd's to bb guns, etc. But my
driveway
> > >has some many bird droppings on it, I just can't compete. It gets
loaded
> > >on a daily basis. It's almost as if my driveway is attracting birds or
is
> > >at a fly by intersection for birds. I don't get it.
> > >
>
> > Time to buy yourself a new high-tech gadget: A hose.
>
> Don't listen to Doug the water -squanderer. Use an old toothbrush, and
> some water in a tin can.

hoses are also very good for washing away dog poop in gardens.

rob

[dr-solo@wi.rr.xx.com]

sounds logical. Ingrid

(Pat Kiewicz) wrote:
>Let me guess:
>It is an asphalt driveway, and the birds are dropping fecal sacks produced
>by nestlings.
>
>This used to happen a lot to my driveway before it was repaved to concrete.
>I theorized that the birds mistook the large, dark expanse for a body of
>water that they could hide the evidence of their nestlings in. At that time
>our road was unpaved. The nearest actual body of water is a few blocks
>away.



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[hob]

Since there is no perch, it is likely that the birds are "playing" - they
have learned to "bomb" your driveway just for the fun of it.
Or it may be that there is a thermal there (e.g., black driveway next to
green grass - heat rises off the driveway in a column of rapidly rising
air), and they get an "elevator ride" as they fly into the thermal - lifting
them up without work, or if it is strong enough, giving them lift that gives
them a "jump" like a roller coaster ride when they fly into it - or maybe
they are just doing what they saw some bird do. Do. Birdy see, birdy do-do.
(sorry, had to :-) )

(Kind of like squirrels that sit by the road and sit there and wait for the
car to get close before they run across the street, or like birds that swoop
at your moving car so they can get a jump when they hit the air coming over
the car. Game playing.)

Not likely they are hunting food or just using a thermal, because they leave
droppings at the base of the dive. More likely they are in it for the rush.

It will be hard to break them of the "game" - you're going to need to break
the thermal if there is one, or get in their flight path.

With that as background, is there any obvious way to break up their game?
( I know ways to do it, but if I have guessed right, this is a site-specific
problem.)

fwiw


"Mac3" > wrote in message
...
> No overhangs for birds to sit on. Just two tall house and a couple of
trees
> to fly back and forth. Is it because birds are eating alot for feeding
> their young right now?(Northern Ohio). I just don't remember it ever
being
> this bad.
>
>
> "hob" > wrote in message
> . ..
> >
> > "Mac3" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >> I don't know if anyone can help out here. I've looked through google
and
> >> have seen suggestions from hanging cd's to bb guns, etc. But my
driveway
> >> has some many bird droppings on it, I just can't compete. It gets
loaded
> > on
> >> a daily basis. It's almost as if my driveway is attracting birds or is
> >> at
> > a
> >> fly by intersection for birds. I don't get it.
> >>
> >
> > First - Are they sitting on a perch above, or just dive bombing the
> > drive-way?
> >
> >
> >
> >>
> >
> >
>
>

[Koi-Lo]

Ah you poor ****tards....bird shit on a ****ing driveay, get a god dam
life jerks.........ya all probably go postal when a dog shits on the
lawn or ****es on yur shrubs....


This post brought to courtesy of Carol Gulley aka Koi Lo the USENET
Ho'

[Koi-Lo]

Me thinks those birds needs to drop a few slimey hot turds on your
poor freaking head............****ing and moanng because birds shit on
yur driveway.....get a ****ing life!
On Fri, 26 May 2006 09:28:47 -0500, "hob" >
wrote:
>><>Since there is no perch, it is likely that the birds are "playing" - they
>><>have learned to "bomb" your driveway just for the fun of it.
>><> Or it may be that there is a thermal there (e.g., black driveway next to
>><>green grass - heat rises off the driveway in a column of rapidly rising
>><>air), and they get an "elevator ride" as they fly into the thermal - lifting
>><>them up without work, or if it is strong enough, giving them lift that gives
>><>them a "jump" like a roller coaster ride when they fly into it - or maybe
>><>they are just doing what they saw some bird do. Do. Birdy see, birdy do-do.
>><>(sorry, had to :-) )
>><>
>><>(Kind of like squirrels that sit by the road and sit there and wait for the
>><>car to get close before they run across the street, or like birds that swoop
>><>at your moving car so they can get a jump when they hit the air coming over
>><>the car. Game playing.)
>><>
>><>Not likely they are hunting food or just using a thermal, because they leave
>><>droppings at the base of the dive. More likely they are in it for the rush.
>><>
>><>It will be hard to break them of the "game" - you're going to need to break
>><>the thermal if there is one, or get in their flight path.
>><>
>><>With that as background, is there any obvious way to break up their game?
>><>( I know ways to do it, but if I have guessed right, this is a site-specific
>><>problem.)
>><>
>><>fwiw
>><>
>><>
>><>"Mac3" > wrote in message
...
>><>> No overhangs for birds to sit on. Just two tall house and a couple of
>><>trees
>><>> to fly back and forth. Is it because birds are eating alot for feeding
>><>> their young right now?(Northern Ohio). I just don't remember it ever
>><>being
>><>> this bad.
>><>>
>><>>
>><>> "hob" > wrote in message
>><>> . ..
>><>> >
>><>> > "Mac3" > wrote in message
>><>> > ...
>><>> >> I don't know if anyone can help out here. I've looked through google
>><>and
>><>> >> have seen suggestions from hanging cd's to bb guns, etc. But my
>><>driveway
>><>> >> has some many bird droppings on it, I just can't compete. It gets
>><>loaded
>><>> > on
>><>> >> a daily basis. It's almost as if my driveway is attracting birds or is
>><>> >> at
>><>> > a
>><>> >> fly by intersection for birds. I don't get it.
>><>> >>
>><>> >
>><>> > First - Are they sitting on a perch above, or just dive bombing the
>><>> > drive-way?
>><>> >
>><>> >
>><>> >
>><>> >>
>><>> >
>><>> >
>><>>
>><>>
>><>

[sockiescat]

sounds logical. Ingrid

(Pat Kiewicz) wrote:
Let me guess:
It is an asphalt driveway, and the birds are dropping fecal sacks produced
by nestlings.

This used to happen a lot to my driveway before it was repaved to concrete.
I theorized that the birds mistook the large, dark expanse for a body of
water that they could hide the evidence of their nestlings in. At that time
our road was unpaved. The nearest actual body of water is a few blocks
away.



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sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed with this comment

I think you should ask other people about something they can't see (i.e.:
your property, your birds), rather than put your fat, lazy dumb ass in a
chair and OBSERVE FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS, you ignorant twit.

if the birds have young ones u will end up getting a lot more droppings because of the little ones still being in the nests.
hopefully it will let up once the young are gone. if not i would go with getting one of those fake owls (as was suggested) they have worked great for a couple of my friends. good luck. cyaaaa, sockiescat.

[JoeSpareBedroom]

I'll bet you $2.87 that this thread will continue until at least next
Tuesday, with maybe 50 more messages. :-)


"Koi-Lo" > wrote in message
...
>
> Me thinks those birds needs to drop a few slimey hot turds on your
> poor freaking head............****ing and moanng because birds shit on
> yur driveway.....get a ****ing life!
> On Fri, 26 May 2006 09:28:47 -0500, "hob" >
> wrote:
>>><>Since there is no perch, it is likely that the birds are "playing" -
>>>they
>>><>have learned to "bomb" your driveway just for the fun of it.
>>><> Or it may be that there is a thermal there (e.g., black driveway
>>>next to
>>><>green grass - heat rises off the driveway in a column of rapidly rising
>>><>air), and they get an "elevator ride" as they fly into the thermal -
>>>lifting
>>><>them up without work, or if it is strong enough, giving them lift that
>>>gives
>>><>them a "jump" like a roller coaster ride when they fly into it - or
>>>maybe
>>><>they are just doing what they saw some bird do. Do. Birdy see, birdy
>>>do-do.
>>><>(sorry, had to :-) )
>>><>
>>><>(Kind of like squirrels that sit by the road and sit there and wait for
>>>the
>>><>car to get close before they run across the street, or like birds that
>>>swoop
>>><>at your moving car so they can get a jump when they hit the air coming
>>>over
>>><>the car. Game playing.)
>>><>
>>><>Not likely they are hunting food or just using a thermal, because they
>>>leave
>>><>droppings at the base of the dive. More likely they are in it for the
>>>rush.
>>><>
>>><>It will be hard to break them of the "game" - you're going to need to
>>>break
>>><>the thermal if there is one, or get in their flight path.
>>><>
>>><>With that as background, is there any obvious way to break up their
>>>game?
>>><>( I know ways to do it, but if I have guessed right, this is a
>>>site-specific
>>><>problem.)
>>><>
>>><>fwiw
>>><>
>>><>
>>><>"Mac3" > wrote in message
...
>>><>> No overhangs for birds to sit on. Just two tall house and a couple
>>>of
>>><>trees
>>><>> to fly back and forth. Is it because birds are eating alot for
>>>feeding
>>><>> their young right now?(Northern Ohio). I just don't remember it ever
>>><>being
>>><>> this bad.
>>><>>
>>><>>
>>><>> "hob" > wrote in message
>>><>> . ..
>>><>> >
>>><>> > "Mac3" > wrote in message
>>><>> > ...
>>><>> >> I don't know if anyone can help out here. I've looked through
>>>google
>>><>and
>>><>> >> have seen suggestions from hanging cd's to bb guns, etc. But my
>>><>driveway
>>><>> >> has some many bird droppings on it, I just can't compete. It gets
>>><>loaded
>>><>> > on
>>><>> >> a daily basis. It's almost as if my driveway is attracting birds
>>>or is
>>><>> >> at
>>><>> > a
>>><>> >> fly by intersection for birds. I don't get it.
>>><>> >>
>>><>> >
>>><>> > First - Are they sitting on a perch above, or just dive bombing the
>>><>> > drive-way?
>>><>> >
>>><>> >
>>><>> >
>>><>> >>
>>><>> >
>>><>> >
>>><>>
>>><>>
>>><>
>

[Koi-Lo]

I'll see your $2.87 and raise you $1.00.........



On Fri, 26 May 2006 22:04:48 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
> wrote:
>><>I'll bet you $2.87 that this thread will continue until at least next
>><>Tuesday, with maybe 50 more messages. :-)
>><>
>><>
>><>"Koi-Lo" > wrote in message
...
>><>>
>><>> Me thinks those birds needs to drop a few slimey hot turds on your
>><>> poor freaking head............****ing and moanng because birds shit on
>><>> yur driveway.....get a ****ing life!
>><>> On Fri, 26 May 2006 09:28:47 -0500, "hob" >
>><>> wrote:
>><>>>><>Since there is no perch, it is likely that the birds are "playing" -
>><>>>>they
>><>>>><>have learned to "bomb" your driveway just for the fun of it.
>><>>>><> Or it may be that there is a thermal there (e.g., black driveway
>><>>>>next to
>><>>>><>green grass - heat rises off the driveway in a column of rapidly rising
>><>>>><>air), and they get an "elevator ride" as they fly into the thermal -
>><>>>>lifting
>><>>>><>them up without work, or if it is strong enough, giving them lift that
>><>>>>gives
>><>>>><>them a "jump" like a roller coaster ride when they fly into it - or
>><>>>>maybe
>><>>>><>they are just doing what they saw some bird do. Do. Birdy see, birdy
>><>>>>do-do.
>><>>>><>(sorry, had to :-) )
>><>>>><>
>><>>>><>(Kind of like squirrels that sit by the road and sit there and wait for
>><>>>>the
>><>>>><>car to get close before they run across the street, or like birds that
>><>>>>swoop
>><>>>><>at your moving car so they can get a jump when they hit the air coming
>><>>>>over
>><>>>><>the car. Game playing.)
>><>>>><>
>><>>>><>Not likely they are hunting food or just using a thermal, because they
>><>>>>leave
>><>>>><>droppings at the base of the dive. More likely they are in it for the
>><>>>>rush.
>><>>>><>
>><>>>><>It will be hard to break them of the "game" - you're going to need to
>><>>>>break
>><>>>><>the thermal if there is one, or get in their flight path.
>><>>>><>
>><>>>><>With that as background, is there any obvious way to break up their
>><>>>>game?
>><>>>><>( I know ways to do it, but if I have guessed right, this is a
>><>>>>site-specific
>><>>>><>problem.)
>><>>>><>
>><>>>><>fwiw
>><>>>><>
>><>>>><>
>><>>>><>"Mac3" > wrote in message
...
>><>>>><>> No overhangs for birds to sit on. Just two tall house and a couple
>><>>>>of
>><>>>><>trees
>><>>>><>> to fly back and forth. Is it because birds are eating alot for
>><>>>>feeding
>><>>>><>> their young right now?(Northern Ohio). I just don't remember it ever
>><>>>><>being
>><>>>><>> this bad.
>><>>>><>>
>><>>>><>>
>><>>>><>> "hob" > wrote in message
>><>>>><>> . ..
>><>>>><>> >
>><>>>><>> > "Mac3" > wrote in message
>><>>>><>> > ...
>><>>>><>> >> I don't know if anyone can help out here. I've looked through
>><>>>>google
>><>>>><>and
>><>>>><>> >> have seen suggestions from hanging cd's to bb guns, etc. But my
>><>>>><>driveway
>><>>>><>> >> has some many bird droppings on it, I just can't compete. It gets
>><>>>><>loaded
>><>>>><>> > on
>><>>>><>> >> a daily basis. It's almost as if my driveway is attracting birds
>><>>>>or is
>><>>>><>> >> at
>><>>>><>> > a
>><>>>><>> >> fly by intersection for birds. I don't get it.
>><>>>><>> >>
>><>>>><>> >
>><>>>><>> > First - Are they sitting on a perch above, or just dive bombing the
>><>>>><>> > drive-way?
>><>>>><>> >
>><>>>><>> >
>><>>>><>> >
>><>>>><>> >>
>><>>>><>> >
>><>>>><>> >
>><>>>><>>
>><>>>><>>
>><>>>><>
>><>>
>><>

[JoeSpareBedroom]

I'm in for another 73 cents.


"Koi-Lo" > wrote in message
...
>
> I'll see your $2.87 and raise you $1.00.........
>
>
>
> On Fri, 26 May 2006 22:04:48 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
> > wrote:
>>><>I'll bet you $2.87 that this thread will continue until at least next
>>><>Tuesday, with maybe 50 more messages. :-)
>>><>
>>><>
>>><>"Koi-Lo" > wrote in message
...
>>><>>
>>><>> Me thinks those birds needs to drop a few slimey hot turds on your
>>><>> poor freaking head............****ing and moanng because birds shit
>>>on
>>><>> yur driveway.....get a ****ing life!
>>><>> On Fri, 26 May 2006 09:28:47 -0500, "hob" >
>>><>> wrote:
>>><>>>><>Since there is no perch, it is likely that the birds are
>>>"playing" -
>>><>>>>they
>>><>>>><>have learned to "bomb" your driveway just for the fun of it.
>>><>>>><> Or it may be that there is a thermal there (e.g., black
>>>driveway
>>><>>>>next to
>>><>>>><>green grass - heat rises off the driveway in a column of rapidly
>>>rising
>>><>>>><>air), and they get an "elevator ride" as they fly into the
>>>thermal -
>>><>>>>lifting
>>><>>>><>them up without work, or if it is strong enough, giving them lift
>>>that
>>><>>>>gives
>>><>>>><>them a "jump" like a roller coaster ride when they fly into it -
>>>or
>>><>>>>maybe
>>><>>>><>they are just doing what they saw some bird do. Do. Birdy see,
>>>birdy
>>><>>>>do-do.
>>><>>>><>(sorry, had to :-) )
>>><>>>><>
>>><>>>><>(Kind of like squirrels that sit by the road and sit there and
>>>wait for
>>><>>>>the
>>><>>>><>car to get close before they run across the street, or like birds
>>>that
>>><>>>>swoop
>>><>>>><>at your moving car so they can get a jump when they hit the air
>>>coming
>>><>>>>over
>>><>>>><>the car. Game playing.)
>>><>>>><>
>>><>>>><>Not likely they are hunting food or just using a thermal, because
>>>they
>>><>>>>leave
>>><>>>><>droppings at the base of the dive. More likely they are in it for
>>>the
>>><>>>>rush.
>>><>>>><>
>>><>>>><>It will be hard to break them of the "game" - you're going to need
>>>to
>>><>>>>break
>>><>>>><>the thermal if there is one, or get in their flight path.
>>><>>>><>
>>><>>>><>With that as background, is there any obvious way to break up
>>>their
>>><>>>>game?
>>><>>>><>( I know ways to do it, but if I have guessed right, this is a
>>><>>>>site-specific
>>><>>>><>problem.)
>>><>>>><>
>>><>>>><>fwiw
>>><>>>><>
>>><>>>><>
>>><>>>><>"Mac3" > wrote in message
...
>>><>>>><>> No overhangs for birds to sit on. Just two tall house and a
>>>couple
>>><>>>>of
>>><>>>><>trees
>>><>>>><>> to fly back and forth. Is it because birds are eating alot for
>>><>>>>feeding
>>><>>>><>> their young right now?(Northern Ohio). I just don't remember it
>>>ever
>>><>>>><>being
>>><>>>><>> this bad.
>>><>>>><>>
>>><>>>><>>
>>><>>>><>> "hob" > wrote in message
>>><>>>><>> . ..
>>><>>>><>> >
>>><>>>><>> > "Mac3" > wrote in message
>>><>>>><>> > ...
>>><>>>><>> >> I don't know if anyone can help out here. I've looked
>>>through
>>><>>>>google
>>><>>>><>and
>>><>>>><>> >> have seen suggestions from hanging cd's to bb guns, etc. But
>>>my
>>><>>>><>driveway
>>><>>>><>> >> has some many bird droppings on it, I just can't compete. It
>>>gets
>>><>>>><>loaded
>>><>>>><>> > on
>>><>>>><>> >> a daily basis. It's almost as if my driveway is attracting
>>>birds
>>><>>>>or is
>>><>>>><>> >> at
>>><>>>><>> > a
>>><>>>><>> >> fly by intersection for birds. I don't get it.
>>><>>>><>> >>
>>><>>>><>> >
>>><>>>><>> > First - Are they sitting on a perch above, or just dive
>>>bombing the
>>><>>>><>> > drive-way?
>>><>>>><>> >
>>><>>>><>> >
>>><>>>><>> >
>>><>>>><>> >>
>>><>>>><>> >
>>><>>>><>> >
>>><>>>><>>
>>><>>>><>>
>>><>>>><>
>>><>>
>>><>
>

[Mindful]

"Mac3" > wrote in message
...
> No overhangs for birds to sit on. Just two tall house and a couple of
> trees to fly back and forth. Is it because birds are eating alot for
> feeding their young right now?(Northern Ohio). I just don't remember it
> ever being this bad.
>

Yes. If there is a nest in one of the trees there will be poop under it.
Sometimes lots of poop. Just hose it off or allow the rain to flush it away.

[Mac3]

All of your suggestions have been very helpful, except that they haven't.
I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but it looks like I'll have to resort
to the bb gun.

"Mindful" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Mac3" > wrote in message
> ...
>> No overhangs for birds to sit on. Just two tall house and a couple of
>> trees to fly back and forth. Is it because birds are eating alot for
>> feeding their young right now?(Northern Ohio). I just don't remember it
>> ever being this bad.
>>
>
> Yes. If there is a nest in one of the trees there will be poop under it.
> Sometimes lots of poop. Just hose it off or allow the rain to flush it
> away.

[JoeSpareBedroom]

You need to start meditating or doing watercolors or something.


"Mac3" > wrote in message
...
> All of your suggestions have been very helpful, except that they haven't.
> I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but it looks like I'll have to
> resort to the bb gun.
>
> "Mindful" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> "Mac3" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> No overhangs for birds to sit on. Just two tall house and a couple of
>>> trees to fly back and forth. Is it because birds are eating alot for
>>> feeding their young right now?(Northern Ohio). I just don't remember it
>>> ever being this bad.
>>>
>>
>> Yes. If there is a nest in one of the trees there will be poop under it.
>> Sometimes lots of poop. Just hose it off or allow the rain to flush it
>> away.
>
>

[David Hare-Scott]

"Mac3" > wrote in message
...
> I don't know if anyone can help out here. I've looked through google and
> have seen suggestions from hanging cd's to bb guns, etc. But my driveway
> has some many bird droppings on it, I just can't compete. It gets loaded
on
> a daily basis. It's almost as if my driveway is attracting birds or is at
a
> fly by intersection for birds. I don't get it.
>
>

I don't understand the part where you say you can't compete. Surely your
turds are much bigger than theirs.
Perhaps you will need metamucil.

Look on the bright side, you have your very own guano deposit, 1/2 an hour
of shovelling and spreading each day and your garden will be the envy of
your neighbours - which after all is what life is all about isn't it?

David

[Mindful]

"Mac3" > wrote in message
...
> All of your suggestions have been very helpful, except that they haven't.
> I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but it looks like I'll have to
> resort to the bb gun.

It is illegal to kill birds with the exception of English Sparrows and
European Starlings, if you are in the US.

> "Mindful" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> "Mac3" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> No overhangs for birds to sit on. Just two tall house and a couple of
>>> trees to fly back and forth. Is it because birds are eating alot for
>>> feeding their young right now?(Northern Ohio). I just don't remember it
>>> ever being this bad.
>>>
>>
>> Yes. If there is a nest in one of the trees there will be poop under it.
>> Sometimes lots of poop. Just hose it off or allow the rain to flush it
>> away.


>

[JoeSpareBedroom]

"Mindful" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Mac3" > wrote in message
> ...
>> All of your suggestions have been very helpful, except that they haven't.
>> I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but it looks like I'll have to
>> resort to the bb gun.
>
> It is illegal to kill birds with the exception of English Sparrows and
> European Starlings, if you are in the US.


Not to worry. Your average walkin' around slob (thank you, Jean Shepherd)
couldn't hit a refrigerator with a BB gun.

[Koi-Lo]

I wu8 dhabve to think yur lower than scum if your that assinine to
take out birds just because they shit on your ****ing
driveway.......I guess your roof does not matter since its higher than
you can see. Personally I think your abouyt as big a ****ing looser if
yuy resort to usch actions and hopefull.y you take out a songbird and
you get caught..........
On Sat, 27 May 2006 16:43:15 -0500, "Mindful" >
wrote:
>><>
>><>"Mac3" > wrote in message
...
>><>> All of your suggestions have been very helpful, except that they haven't.
>><>> I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but it looks like I'll have to
>><>> resort to the bb gun.
>><>
>><>It is illegal to kill birds with the exception of English Sparrows and
>><>European Starlings, if you are in the US.
>><>
>><>> "Mindful" > wrote in message
>><>> ...
>><>>>
>><>>> "Mac3" > wrote in message
>><>>> ...
>><>>>> No overhangs for birds to sit on. Just two tall house and a couple of
>><>>>> trees to fly back and forth. Is it because birds are eating alot for
>><>>>> feeding their young right now?(Northern Ohio). I just don't remember it
>><>>>> ever being this bad.
>><>>>>
>><>>>
>><>>> Yes. If there is a nest in one of the trees there will be poop under it.
>><>>> Sometimes lots of poop. Just hose it off or allow the rain to flush it
>><>>> away.
>><>
>><>
>><>>

[Mac3]

I understand it appears inhumane, cruel, etc. But the fact is, there is an
overabudance of doves, robins and grackles in this area. It's a residential
area, has been for over a hundred years. I would never shoot a songbird.
In fact, if all I had were cardinals, goldfinches, cedar waxwings, etc - I
would at least be happy I've got pretty birds to look at. However, the
three birds I mention are absolute pests. I used to shoot these kinds of
birds as a teenager simply because all of the other neighbor kids did it.
I'm an adult now and have no desire to kill birds. That being said, I've
got 2 young children who are playing on the driveway all day long. Sorry,
but the birds have to go. I'll try the fake owl first. Hope that works.
But if it doesn't, the bb gun is coming out of storage.

"Koi-Lo" > wrote in message
...
>
> I wu8 dhabve to think yur lower than scum if your that assinine to
> take out birds just because they shit on your ****ing
> driveway.......I guess your roof does not matter since its higher than
> you can see. Personally I think your abouyt as big a ****ing looser if
> yuy resort to usch actions and hopefull.y you take out a songbird and
> you get caught..........
> On Sat, 27 May 2006 16:43:15 -0500, "Mindful" >
> wrote:
>>><>
>>><>"Mac3" > wrote in message
...
>>><>> All of your suggestions have been very helpful, except that they
>>>haven't.
>>><>> I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but it looks like I'll have to
>>><>> resort to the bb gun.
>>><>
>>><>It is illegal to kill birds with the exception of English Sparrows and
>>><>European Starlings, if you are in the US.
>>><>
>>><>> "Mindful" > wrote in message
>>><>> ...
>>><>>>
>>><>>> "Mac3" > wrote in message
>>><>>> ...
>>><>>>> No overhangs for birds to sit on. Just two tall house and a couple
>>>of
>>><>>>> trees to fly back and forth. Is it because birds are eating alot
>>>for
>>><>>>> feeding their young right now?(Northern Ohio). I just don't
>>>remember it
>>><>>>> ever being this bad.
>>><>>>>
>>><>>>
>>><>>> Yes. If there is a nest in one of the trees there will be poop under
>>>it.
>>><>>> Sometimes lots of poop. Just hose it off or allow the rain to flush
>>>it
>>><>>> away.
>>><>
>>><>
>>><>>
>

[Mindful]

"Mac3" > wrote in message
...
>I understand it appears inhumane, cruel, etc. But the fact is, there is an
>overabudance of doves, robins and grackles in this area. It's a
>residential area, has been for over a hundred years. I would never shoot a
>songbird. In fact, if all I had were cardinals, goldfinches, cedar
>waxwings, etc - I would at least be happy I've got pretty birds to look at.
>However, the three birds I mention are absolute pests. I used to shoot
>these kinds of birds as a teenager simply because all of the other neighbor
>kids did it. I'm an adult now and have no desire to kill birds. That being
>said, I've got 2 young children who are playing on the driveway all day
>long. Sorry, but the birds have to go. I'll try the fake owl first. Hope
>that works. But if it doesn't, the bb gun is coming out of storage.

Before you do anything call your Agricultural Extension Agent and ask what
they recommend to get rid of pest birds. You can suffer a hefty fine by
killing anything other than English Sparrows and Starlings. If they can't
advise you they will refer you to the proper people who can help you.

[Koi-Lo]

I'll tell you what..........you go power wash the driveway for the
jerk crying the blues, and I'll try and do a better job of curbing my
innermost feelings about some of you..Hows that for a deal

Carol A. Gulley aka Koi-Lo the usenet pond queen


On Sun, 28 May 2006 11:21:20 -0500, "Halconero1"
> wrote:
>><>
>><>"Koi-Lo" > wrote in message
...
>><>> Ah you poor ****tards....bird shit on a ****ing driveay, get a god dam
>><>> life jerks.........ya all probably go postal when a dog shits on the
>><>> lawn or ****es on yur shrubs....
>><>>
>><>>
>><>> This post brought to courtesy of Carol Gulley aka Koi Lo the USENET
>><>> Ho'
>><>
>><>
>><>
>><>Carol,
>><>Couldn't we express ourselves in a non vulgar way?
>><>Thank You
>><>

[Bette]

Mac3 wrote:
> All of your suggestions have been very helpful, except that they haven't.
> I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but it looks like I'll have to resort
> to the bb gun.

Using a bb gun in a neighborhood with children? Hope you have a good
lawyer.
I'd put the bb gun away and get out the house. Better yet spray the
birds just before they drop.

Living in Lancaster County, we're ever so pleased horses don't fly.
Bette

[Myrl Jeffcoat]

Mac-
Try the fake owl thing first. Fithat fails and you find the birds you
are trying to "eradicate" are illegal to shoot. Then perhaps
(depending upon whether you are closer to Canada, Mexico, or Cuba), you
could have a citizen from an adjoining nation lop a WMD (whatever the
heck that is) at 'em;-)

I'm interested in knowing if our government would ask for the
extradition of that person.

Myrl Jeffcoat
http://www.myrljeffcoat.com