Tree recommendation

[Mark]

I live in northeastern Oklahoma and would like a recomendation for a fast
growing shade tree.

[RoyDMercer]

"Mark" > wrote in message
news:yR_ic.19578$DM5.16185@okepread04...
> I live in northeastern Oklahoma and would like a recomendation for a fast
> growing shade tree.

I used to live in Tulsa. When I was there I planted a Lacebark Elm (AKA
Chinese Elm). I planted it as a small 5 gal tree. In 5 years it was at
least 20 ft tall and 15 ft wide. When fully mature they can get to be
around 40 ft tall and they make an excellent shade tree. Paul James (host
of DIY network's Gardening by the Yard and master gardener) also lives in
Tulsa. He highly recommends the Lacebark Elm also. You can find them at
Lowe's for about $20.

http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/gl_trees_shrubs_deciduous/article/0,,HGTV_3644_1372061,00.html

[Mark]

I should have guessed you were from Tulsa just because of your name.

BTW, how big a boy are you?

"RoyDMercer" > wrote in message
...
> "Mark" > wrote in message
> news:yR_ic.19578$DM5.16185@okepread04...
> > I live in northeastern Oklahoma and would like a recomendation for a
fast
> > growing shade tree.
>
> I used to live in Tulsa. When I was there I planted a Lacebark Elm (AKA
> Chinese Elm). I planted it as a small 5 gal tree. In 5 years it was at
> least 20 ft tall and 15 ft wide. When fully mature they can get to be
> around 40 ft tall and they make an excellent shade tree. Paul James (host
> of DIY network's Gardening by the Yard and master gardener) also lives in
> Tulsa. He highly recommends the Lacebark Elm also. You can find them at
> Lowe's for about $20.
>
>
http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/gl_trees_shrubs_deciduous/article/0,,HGTV_3644_1372061,00.html
>
>

[RoyDMercer]

I'm big enough to whoop yer ass and be home in time to watch Oprah. I'll be
on you like a rat on a cheeto.

Long live Roy. I sure do miss him now that I'm not in Tulsa anymore.

"Mark" > wrote in message news:RIjjc.87$bS1.34@okepread02...
> I should have guessed you were from Tulsa just because of your name.
>
> BTW, how big a boy are you?
>
> "RoyDMercer" > wrote in message
> ...
> > "Mark" > wrote in message
> > news:yR_ic.19578$DM5.16185@okepread04...
> > > I live in northeastern Oklahoma and would like a recomendation for a
> fast
> > > growing shade tree.
> >
> > I used to live in Tulsa. When I was there I planted a Lacebark Elm (AKA
> > Chinese Elm). I planted it as a small 5 gal tree. In 5 years it was at
> > least 20 ft tall and 15 ft wide. When fully mature they can get to be
> > around 40 ft tall and they make an excellent shade tree. Paul James
(host
> > of DIY network's Gardening by the Yard and master gardener) also lives
in
> > Tulsa. He highly recommends the Lacebark Elm also. You can find them
at
> > Lowe's for about $20.
> >
> >
>
http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/gl_trees_shrubs_deciduous/article/0,,HGTV_3644_1372061,00.html
> >
> >
>
>

[Mark]

I already got me some pop-knots on my head, and I'm fixin' to come down on
you with a 55 gallon drum o' whoop ass.


"RoyDMercer" > wrote in message
...
> I'm big enough to whoop yer ass and be home in time to watch Oprah. I'll
be
> on you like a rat on a cheeto.
>
> Long live Roy. I sure do miss him now that I'm not in Tulsa anymore.
>
> "Mark" > wrote in message
news:RIjjc.87$bS1.34@okepread02...
> > I should have guessed you were from Tulsa just because of your name.
> >
> > BTW, how big a boy are you?
> >
> > "RoyDMercer" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > "Mark" > wrote in message
> > > news:yR_ic.19578$DM5.16185@okepread04...
> > > > I live in northeastern Oklahoma and would like a recomendation for a
> > fast
> > > > growing shade tree.
> > >
> > > I used to live in Tulsa. When I was there I planted a Lacebark Elm
(AKA
> > > Chinese Elm). I planted it as a small 5 gal tree. In 5 years it was
at
> > > least 20 ft tall and 15 ft wide. When fully mature they can get to be
> > > around 40 ft tall and they make an excellent shade tree. Paul James
> (host
> > > of DIY network's Gardening by the Yard and master gardener) also lives
> in
> > > Tulsa. He highly recommends the Lacebark Elm also. You can find them
> at
> > > Lowe's for about $20.
> > >
> > >
> >
>
http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/gl_trees_shrubs_deciduous/article/0,,HGTV_3644_1372061,00.html
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[RoyDMercer]

I'll give you a pop-knot that will need its own zip code.

"Mark" > wrote in message
news:kPZjc.11171$bS1.9718@okepread02...
> I already got me some pop-knots on my head, and I'm fixin' to come down on
> you with a 55 gallon drum o' whoop ass.
>
>
> "RoyDMercer" > wrote in message
> ...
> > I'm big enough to whoop yer ass and be home in time to watch Oprah.
I'll
> be
> > on you like a rat on a cheeto.
> >
> > Long live Roy. I sure do miss him now that I'm not in Tulsa anymore.
> >
> > "Mark" > wrote in message
> news:RIjjc.87$bS1.34@okepread02...
> > > I should have guessed you were from Tulsa just because of your name.
> > >
> > > BTW, how big a boy are you?
> > >
> > > "RoyDMercer" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > "Mark" > wrote in message
> > > > news:yR_ic.19578$DM5.16185@okepread04...
> > > > > I live in northeastern Oklahoma and would like a recomendation for
a
> > > fast
> > > > > growing shade tree.
> > > >
> > > > I used to live in Tulsa. When I was there I planted a Lacebark Elm
> (AKA
> > > > Chinese Elm). I planted it as a small 5 gal tree. In 5 years it
was
> at
> > > > least 20 ft tall and 15 ft wide. When fully mature they can get to
be
> > > > around 40 ft tall and they make an excellent shade tree. Paul James
> > (host
> > > > of DIY network's Gardening by the Yard and master gardener) also
lives
> > in
> > > > Tulsa. He highly recommends the Lacebark Elm also. You can find
them
> > at
> > > > Lowe's for about $20.
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
>
http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/gl_trees_shrubs_deciduous/article/0,,HGTV_3644_1372061,00.html
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[Mark]

I'll be all over you like a hobo on a bologna sandwich.


"RoyDMercer" > wrote in message
...
> I'll give you a pop-knot that will need its own zip code.
>
> "Mark" > wrote in message
> news:kPZjc.11171$bS1.9718@okepread02...
> > I already got me some pop-knots on my head, and I'm fixin' to come down
on
> > you with a 55 gallon drum o' whoop ass.
> >
> >
> > "RoyDMercer" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > I'm big enough to whoop yer ass and be home in time to watch Oprah.
> I'll
> > be
> > > on you like a rat on a cheeto.
> > >
> > > Long live Roy. I sure do miss him now that I'm not in Tulsa anymore.
> > >
> > > "Mark" > wrote in message
> > news:RIjjc.87$bS1.34@okepread02...
> > > > I should have guessed you were from Tulsa just because of your name.
> > > >
> > > > BTW, how big a boy are you?
> > > >
> > > > "RoyDMercer" > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > > > > "Mark" > wrote in message
> > > > > news:yR_ic.19578$DM5.16185@okepread04...
> > > > > > I live in northeastern Oklahoma and would like a recomendation
for
> a
> > > > fast
> > > > > > growing shade tree.
> > > > >
> > > > > I used to live in Tulsa. When I was there I planted a Lacebark
Elm
> > (AKA
> > > > > Chinese Elm). I planted it as a small 5 gal tree. In 5 years it
> was
> > at
> > > > > least 20 ft tall and 15 ft wide. When fully mature they can get
to
> be
> > > > > around 40 ft tall and they make an excellent shade tree. Paul
James
> > > (host
> > > > > of DIY network's Gardening by the Yard and master gardener) also
> lives
> > > in
> > > > > Tulsa. He highly recommends the Lacebark Elm also. You can find
> them
> > > at
> > > > > Lowe's for about $20.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
>
http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/gl_trees_shrubs_deciduous/article/0,,HGTV_3644_1372061,00.html
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[Ermalina]

RoyDMercer wrote:

>
> I'm big enough to whoop yer ass and be home in time to watch Oprah.
> I'll be on you like a rat on a cheeto.
>
> Long live Roy. I sure do miss him now that I'm not in Tulsa anymore.

A bit of Roy has been immortalized at:

http://redstavern.wirs.com/sounds.htm

I stumbled on it when I was trying to figg'r what you ol' boys was jaw'n
'bout.

[RoyDMercer]

Xref: 127.0.0.1 alt.home.lawn.garden:7337

"Ermalina" > wrote in message
...
> RoyDMercer wrote:
>
> >
> > I'm big enough to whoop yer ass and be home in time to watch Oprah.
> > I'll be on you like a rat on a cheeto.
> >
> > Long live Roy. I sure do miss him now that I'm not in Tulsa anymore.
>
> A bit of Roy has been immortalized at:
>
> http://redstavern.wirs.com/sounds.htm
>
> I stumbled on it when I was trying to figg'r what you ol' boys was jaw'n
> 'bout.

Or you can just go to the official web site at: http://www.roydmercer.com

[Ermalina]

RoyDMercer wrote:
>
> "Ermalina" > wrote in message
> ...
> > RoyDMercer wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > I'm big enough to whoop yer ass and be home in time to watch Oprah.
> > > I'll be on you like a rat on a cheeto.
> > >
> > > Long live Roy. I sure do miss him now that I'm not in Tulsa anymore.
> >
> > A bit of Roy has been immortalized at:
> >
> > http://redstavern.wirs.com/sounds.htm
> >
> > I stumbled on it when I was trying to figg'r what you ol' boys was jaw'n
> > 'bout.
>
> Or you can just go to the official web site at: http://www.roydmercer.com

Hilarious!!