Mick C. Metosis
04-07-2004, 10:02 PM
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY !!!
Cat's should be outlawed.
There ought to be a bounty on these damned pests.
Regarding breeding & feeding ... Cats are nothing but oversized cockroaches.
Wipe the lot out.
"Willie Eckerslyke" > wrote in message
...
> ATTN, all keen gardeners !
>
> Cats are now universally recognised as the gardener's public enemy No.1.
>
> I & my wife love our garden & try to keep it in good condition ....
growing
> flowers/vegetables .... a nice lawn .... & enjoying BBQ's, throughout
> summer.
>
> The only thing that spoils our *private* walled garden are the local
vermin,
> aka CATS !
>
> Up until a couple of days ago, we were having to dig up & bin (OUR
dustbin)
> fresh cat shit EVERY morning, from our garden ...... & we have NO pets.
>
> Cat owners will speak in defence of their vermin ... but MUST realise what
> VERY selfish people they are.
>
> The garden is OURS ! The cat owner's shitting machine is theirs ! They
> make ZERO attempts to control their straying vermin. Admittedly, I
thank
> the VERY rare cat owner that takes the trouble to keep a litter-tray on
> their own premises. THANK YOU !
>
> Let me explain. Dear cat owner, would it be OK if I came into your garden
&
> had a shit in it EVERYDAY ? How would you feel about having to clean it
up
> , EVERYDAY ?
>
> The vast majority of cat owners are LAZY , selfish people. Cat owners do
> not have to take their pets for walks ..... unlike dog owners.
>
> Cats ALWAYS shit outside of their owners premises.
>
> Cats are smart ... but also VERY demonic & selfish. How many other
animals
> "kill for fun" ? ( some smart b*stards might say "humans" .... but, tough
> titty, reader .... I'm Anti-Hunting"). I wish I had a quid for every
time
> I've seen a cat kill a little bird & then play with it's mutilated body
> ...... just for playsake ..... not even bothering to eat the corpse.
>
> Cats will go to ANYONE that offers them food. ZERO loyalty, unlike dogs.
> Women & homosexuals love cats. "Furry, lovely, cute creatures".
> But, cat owner, watch your cute, furry little pet walk up to & press
> it's body (whilst turning on the EXTRA loud purring !) to your worst enemy
> of a neighbour, simply because they held out an outstretched hand (as in
> offering food) & then made the right "pss pss" noise. Cats are traitors,
> unlike dogs.
>
> To get to the point, there IS a way of keeping them out of your beloved
> garden.
>
> Cover all access walls with non-drying, black, anti-vandal paint. (
"TORA"
> is a good, UK brand) Coat the tops of the walls to around a quarter of an
> inch deep. It's not very expensive & most paint retailers stock it.
Cats
> are very vain creatures & this stuff is a perfect deterrent to the little
> monstors. It's like crude oil on their paws ...... they WON'T come back.
> It also, hopefully, gives their selfish owners something to think about
> ...... as the oil based substance is brought back into THEIR homes ( &
> hopefully onto their carpets !).
>
> Cocoa mulch is a good cat poisoner. Downside ..... a little expensive
> (large amounts) & not very attractive in the garden.
>
> Most important to remember. The cat, like a burglar, is an unwanted
> intruder. Therefore ..... legally ..... anything that you mix with
> cat-food & leave on a plate ( on YOUR cat-shit-affected area ) is up to
you.
>
> Warfarin & finely grated, broken glass are good ideas.
>
> Happy vermin eradicating !
>
>
Cat's should be outlawed.
There ought to be a bounty on these damned pests.
Regarding breeding & feeding ... Cats are nothing but oversized cockroaches.
Wipe the lot out.
"Willie Eckerslyke" > wrote in message
...
> ATTN, all keen gardeners !
>
> Cats are now universally recognised as the gardener's public enemy No.1.
>
> I & my wife love our garden & try to keep it in good condition ....
growing
> flowers/vegetables .... a nice lawn .... & enjoying BBQ's, throughout
> summer.
>
> The only thing that spoils our *private* walled garden are the local
vermin,
> aka CATS !
>
> Up until a couple of days ago, we were having to dig up & bin (OUR
dustbin)
> fresh cat shit EVERY morning, from our garden ...... & we have NO pets.
>
> Cat owners will speak in defence of their vermin ... but MUST realise what
> VERY selfish people they are.
>
> The garden is OURS ! The cat owner's shitting machine is theirs ! They
> make ZERO attempts to control their straying vermin. Admittedly, I
thank
> the VERY rare cat owner that takes the trouble to keep a litter-tray on
> their own premises. THANK YOU !
>
> Let me explain. Dear cat owner, would it be OK if I came into your garden
&
> had a shit in it EVERYDAY ? How would you feel about having to clean it
up
> , EVERYDAY ?
>
> The vast majority of cat owners are LAZY , selfish people. Cat owners do
> not have to take their pets for walks ..... unlike dog owners.
>
> Cats ALWAYS shit outside of their owners premises.
>
> Cats are smart ... but also VERY demonic & selfish. How many other
animals
> "kill for fun" ? ( some smart b*stards might say "humans" .... but, tough
> titty, reader .... I'm Anti-Hunting"). I wish I had a quid for every
time
> I've seen a cat kill a little bird & then play with it's mutilated body
> ...... just for playsake ..... not even bothering to eat the corpse.
>
> Cats will go to ANYONE that offers them food. ZERO loyalty, unlike dogs.
> Women & homosexuals love cats. "Furry, lovely, cute creatures".
> But, cat owner, watch your cute, furry little pet walk up to & press
> it's body (whilst turning on the EXTRA loud purring !) to your worst enemy
> of a neighbour, simply because they held out an outstretched hand (as in
> offering food) & then made the right "pss pss" noise. Cats are traitors,
> unlike dogs.
>
> To get to the point, there IS a way of keeping them out of your beloved
> garden.
>
> Cover all access walls with non-drying, black, anti-vandal paint. (
"TORA"
> is a good, UK brand) Coat the tops of the walls to around a quarter of an
> inch deep. It's not very expensive & most paint retailers stock it.
Cats
> are very vain creatures & this stuff is a perfect deterrent to the little
> monstors. It's like crude oil on their paws ...... they WON'T come back.
> It also, hopefully, gives their selfish owners something to think about
> ...... as the oil based substance is brought back into THEIR homes ( &
> hopefully onto their carpets !).
>
> Cocoa mulch is a good cat poisoner. Downside ..... a little expensive
> (large amounts) & not very attractive in the garden.
>
> Most important to remember. The cat, like a burglar, is an unwanted
> intruder. Therefore ..... legally ..... anything that you mix with
> cat-food & leave on a plate ( on YOUR cat-shit-affected area ) is up to
you.
>
> Warfarin & finely grated, broken glass are good ideas.
>
> Happy vermin eradicating !
>
>