Bear poop

[Srgnt Billko]

The bear I spotted on my property a couple weeks ago must still be around.
Today I found a little deposit he / she left about 50' from a picnic table
we have under a Maple tree. Our fruit trees are all within a fence
(protection from deer) and so far he hasn't damaged any of the fence - no
evidence that he has gotten to any fruit.

[Oscar_Lives]

"Srgnt Billko" > wrote in message
...
> The bear I spotted on my property a couple weeks ago must still be around.
> Today I found a little deposit he / she left about 50' from a picnic table
> we have under a Maple tree. Our fruit trees are all within a fence
> (protection from deer) and so far he hasn't damaged any of the fence - no
> evidence that he has gotten to any fruit.
>
>

You may want to leave a roll of toilet paper on the picnic table for him in
case he wants to wipe his ass after taking a nice long shit. You don't want
an angry bear running around because of all the crap hanging from his
asshole that might attract the ****-ant flies.

[benzette]

I see someone forgot their ritilin today

Oscar_Lives wrote:
> "Srgnt Billko" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>The bear I spotted on my property a couple weeks ago must still be around.
>>Today I found a little deposit he / she left about 50' from a picnic table
>>we have under a Maple tree. Our fruit trees are all within a fence
>>(protection from deer) and so far he hasn't damaged any of the fence - no
>>evidence that he has gotten to any fruit.
>>
>>
>
>
> You may want to leave a roll of toilet paper on the picnic table for him in
> case he wants to wipe his ass after taking a nice long shit. You don't want
> an angry bear running around because of all the crap hanging from his
> asshole that might attract the ****-ant flies.
>
>

[M&K]

LOL!

Make sure it's ch-ch-ch-Charmin


"Oscar_Lives" > wrote in message
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>
> "Srgnt Billko" > wrote in message
> ...
> > The bear I spotted on my property a couple weeks ago must still be
around.
> > Today I found a little deposit he / she left about 50' from a picnic
table
> > we have under a Maple tree. Our fruit trees are all within a fence
> > (protection from deer) and so far he hasn't damaged any of the fence -
no
> > evidence that he has gotten to any fruit.
> >
> >
>
> You may want to leave a roll of toilet paper on the picnic table for him
in
> case he wants to wipe his ass after taking a nice long shit. You don't
want
> an angry bear running around because of all the crap hanging from his
> asshole that might attract the ****-ant flies.
>
>

[John Harlow]

> The bear I spotted on my property a couple weeks ago must still be around.
> Today I found a little deposit he / she left about 50' from a picnic table

Are you sure it isn't a pick-a-nick table?

[BernMan]

Guess that answers the question "does a bear shit in the woods"

Better late than never.


"Srgnt Billko" > wrote in message
...
> The bear I spotted on my property a couple weeks ago must still be around.
> Today I found a little deposit he / she left about 50' from a picnic table
> we have under a Maple tree. Our fruit trees are all within a fence
> (protection from deer) and so far he hasn't damaged any of the fence - no
> evidence that he has gotten to any fruit.
>
>