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Why Do Ripe Fruits Smell Bad?
Many times a passing animal will try to fertilize the fruiting plant by
unloading its colon on the ground above the roots. This stink is then absorbed into the fruit only when fully ripe. The feces juice turns the green fruit a different color and imparts to it a diarrhea-like smell. I have tongued my wife's anus during foreplay occasionally, but only after she was recently showered. Hence, I am somewhat used to the odor, whereas you may simply be unaccustomed to it. My advice to you would be to get to know your grocer or produce supplier and ask them if it would at all be possible to obtain requested fruit in its green form. Otherwise, you may have to tell your wife to drop her drawers, lie on her stomach, and get ready for a new sensation; she will probably enjoy the experience and you will have acquired a taste for that "between the cheeks" funk. |
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Why Do Ripe Fruits Smell Bad?
Felch Belch wrote: Many times a passing animal will try to fertilize the fruiting plant by unloading its colon on the ground above the roots. This stink is then absorbed into the fruit only when fully ripe. The feces juice turns the green fruit a different color and imparts to it a diarrhea-like smell. I have tongued my wife's anus during foreplay occasionally, but only after she was recently showered. Hence, I am somewhat used to the odor, whereas you may simply be unaccustomed to it. My advice to you would be to get to know your grocer or produce supplier and ask them if it would at all be possible to obtain requested fruit in its green form. Otherwise, you may have to tell your wife to drop her drawers, lie on her stomach, and get ready for a new sensation; she will probably enjoy the experience and you will have acquired a taste for that "between the cheeks" funk. LOL. I just had a painful laughter attack while reading this. I need doctor. I think the humor ruptured my larynx. |
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Why Do Ripe Fruits Smell Bad?
"Radium" writes:
I notice that many fruit emit foul odors when ripe. What chemicals are responisble for this? There was an article in Natural History, I think, in the last year or so on the evolutionary role of rotting fruit in human development. They presented the so-called drunken monkey theory and mentioned that some of the rotting fruit contains alcohol and the monkeys are attracted to it. Check it out. -- Ignorantly, Allan Adler * Disclaimer: I am a guest and *not* a member of the MIT CSAIL. My actions and * comments do not reflect in any way on MIT. Also, I am nowhere near Boston. |
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Why Do Ripe Fruits Smell Bad?
Allan Adler wrote: "Radium" writes: I notice that many fruit emit foul odors when ripe. What chemicals are responisble for this? There was an article in Natural History, I think, in the last year or so on the evolutionary role of rotting fruit in human development. They presented the so-called drunken monkey theory and mentioned that some of the rotting fruit contains alcohol and the monkeys are attracted to it. Check it out. It can't be alcohol. I like the smell of alcohol. -- Ignorantly, Allan Adler * Disclaimer: I am a guest and *not* a member of the MIT CSAIL. My actions and * comments do not reflect in any way on MIT. Also, I am nowhere near Boston. |
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Why Do Ripe Fruits Smell Bad?
"Justin" wrote in message ... Radium wrote on [8 Jun 2006 07:37:38 -0700]: Allan Adler wrote: "Radium" writes: I notice that many fruit emit foul odors when ripe. What chemicals are responisble for this? There was an article in Natural History, I think, in the last year or so on the evolutionary role of rotting fruit in human development. They presented the so-called drunken monkey theory and mentioned that some of the rotting fruit contains alcohol and the monkeys are attracted to it. Check it out. It can't be alcohol. I like the smell of alcohol. It's the length of your spine. Cleary your nose is far too close to your anus. A condition otherwise known as a recto-cranial inversion. Eric Lucas |
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Why Do Ripe Fruits Smell Bad?
Radium wrote:
Hi: I notice that many fruit emit foul odors when ripe. What chemicals are responisble for this? I hate those odors. That why I like to eat apricots, peaches, and similar fruits when they are sour, hard, and greenish. When sour, hard, and greenish, most fruits smell pleasant. When they are too ripe, they become excessively sweet, grossly-soft up and turn mucus-yellow; this is when they start to STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEE\ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ENK!!!!!!!!\ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! What causes those immeasureably-foul odors? Thanks, Radium Gee, less than 150 posts of reading this NG and this post is conclusive, Radium is a troll. -- JosephKK Gegen dummheit kampfen die Gotter Selbst, vergebens.Â*Â* --Schiller |
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