[None4U]

What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered and it
still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid fish fertilizer
5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and real pasty. Put some
water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch in a watering can. Then
take the water hose and shoot it in the can so it shoots out the top all
over your face and chest.

Feel free to add to the list.




1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face.

[David Hare-Scott[_2_]]

None4U wrote:
What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered
and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid
fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and
real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch
in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the
can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest.

Feel free to add to the list.




1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face.

2) When your neighbour spreads fresh chicken litter over acres including
feathers, feet, heads etc and before any rain the wind changes to come from
his direction. Breathtaking, gag inducing, asthma provoking.

3) When you discover a tub that you filled with weeds and lost that has now
filled with water and gone anaerobic. You find it under some rampant
creeper by accidentally kicking the tub and spraying black water everywhere.
Pure evil, heaving stomach cramps.

David

[Thos]

HAHA!!
Isn't gardening fun!?!?
Then take the water hose and shoot it in the
can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest
maybe now you've learned how to be smarter than the water hose....maybe
not....


"David Hare-Scott" wrote in message
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None4U wrote:
What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered
and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid
fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and
real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch
in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the
can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest.

Feel free to add to the list.




1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face.

2) When your neighbour spreads fresh chicken litter over acres including
feathers, feet, heads etc and before any rain the wind changes to come
from his direction. Breathtaking, gag inducing, asthma provoking.

3) When you discover a tub that you filled with weeds and lost that has
now filled with water and gone anaerobic. You find it under some rampant
creeper by accidentally kicking the tub and spraying black water
everywhere. Pure evil, heaving stomach cramps.

David

[Billy[_10_]]

In article ,
"Thos" wrote:

HAHA!!
Isn't gardening fun!?!?
Then take the water hose and shoot it in the
can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest
maybe now you've learned how to be smarter than the water hose....maybe
not....

He jests at scars, that never felt a wound.
--
- Billy
"Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the
merger of state and corporate power." - Benito Mussolini.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arn3lF5XSUg
http://www.thirdworldtraveler.com/Zinn/HZinn_page.html

[George[_14_]]

"David Hare-Scott" wrote in message
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None4U wrote:
What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered
and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid
fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and
real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch
in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the
can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest.

Feel free to add to the list.




1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face.

2) When your neighbour spreads fresh chicken litter over acres including
feathers, feet, heads etc and before any rain the wind changes to come
from his direction. Breathtaking, gag inducing, asthma provoking.

3) When you discover a tub that you filled with weeds and lost that has
now filled with water and gone anaerobic. You find it under some rampant
creeper by accidentally kicking the tub and spraying black water
everywhere. Pure evil, heaving stomach cramps.

4. the contents of your fly trap. Originally baited with some stinking
powder mixed with water. Made more putrid over several weeks by rotting
flies and sun.

Invariably taking the lid off the ridiculously thin plastic container
resulted in the ******* splitting and spraying fly rot up your arms and
down t-shirt. One shower later & the a smell like fresh cow poop still
remains.

rob

[Steve Peek]

"George" wrote in message
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"David Hare-Scott" wrote in message
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None4U wrote:
What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered
and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid
fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and
real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch
in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the
can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest.

Feel free to add to the list.




1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face.

2) When your neighbour spreads fresh chicken litter over acres including
feathers, feet, heads etc and before any rain the wind changes to come
from his direction. Breathtaking, gag inducing, asthma provoking.

3) When you discover a tub that you filled with weeds and lost that has
now filled with water and gone anaerobic. You find it under some rampant
creeper by accidentally kicking the tub and spraying black water
everywhere. Pure evil, heaving stomach cramps.

4. the contents of your fly trap. Originally baited with some stinking
powder mixed with water. Made more putrid over several weeks by rotting
flies and sun.

Invariably taking the lid off the ridiculously thin plastic container
resulted in the ******* splitting and spraying fly rot up your arms and
down t-shirt. One shower later & the a smell like fresh cow poop still
remains.

rob

Well, there was that groundhog that was destroying the garden. I was so
desperate the rifle came out. I thought I had missed until a couple of weeks
later. He made it to the entrance of his den, under the porch.
Steve

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On Fri, 14 May 2010 09:43:22 -0400, "Steve Peek"
wrote:


"George" wrote in message
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"David Hare-Scott" wrote in message
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None4U wrote:
What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered
and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid
fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and
real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch
in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the
can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest.

Feel free to add to the list.




1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face.

2) When your neighbour spreads fresh chicken litter over acres including
feathers, feet, heads etc and before any rain the wind changes to come
from his direction. Breathtaking, gag inducing, asthma provoking.

3) When you discover a tub that you filled with weeds and lost that has
now filled with water and gone anaerobic. You find it under some rampant
creeper by accidentally kicking the tub and spraying black water
everywhere. Pure evil, heaving stomach cramps.

4. the contents of your fly trap. Originally baited with some stinking
powder mixed with water. Made more putrid over several weeks by rotting
flies and sun.

Invariably taking the lid off the ridiculously thin plastic container
resulted in the ******* splitting and spraying fly rot up your arms and
down t-shirt. One shower later & the a smell like fresh cow poop still
remains.

rob

Well, there was that groundhog that was destroying the garden. I was so
desperate the rifle came out. I thought I had missed until a couple of weeks
later. He made it to the entrance of his den, under the porch.
Steve


6. Bought a house with ample garden space. Started clearing a few
plots and found an old Coleman cooler in the tall weeds. Why I opened
that, I'll never know, but I'll never do it again. It had someones
now extremely rancid picnic lunch inside, my lunch landed next to it.
The cooler was still there when I sold the place a couple years later.

Newb

[phorbin]

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Well, there was that groundhog that was destroying the garden. I was so
desperate the rifle came out. I thought I had missed until a couple of weeks
later. He made it to the entrance of his den, under the porch.
Steve

Drowned squirrel in a rainbarrel, here.

We keep rainbarrels covered these days.

[None4U]

"Steve Peek" wrote in message
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"George" wrote in message
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"David Hare-Scott" wrote in message
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None4U wrote:
What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered
and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid
fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and
real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch
in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the
can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest.

Feel free to add to the list.




1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face.

2) When your neighbour spreads fresh chicken litter over acres including
feathers, feet, heads etc and before any rain the wind changes to come
from his direction. Breathtaking, gag inducing, asthma provoking.

3) When you discover a tub that you filled with weeds and lost that has
now filled with water and gone anaerobic. You find it under some
rampant creeper by accidentally kicking the tub and spraying black water
everywhere. Pure evil, heaving stomach cramps.

4. the contents of your fly trap. Originally baited with some stinking
powder mixed with water. Made more putrid over several weeks by rotting
flies and sun.

Invariably taking the lid off the ridiculously thin plastic container
resulted in the ******* splitting and spraying fly rot up your arms and
down t-shirt. One shower later & the a smell like fresh cow poop still
remains.

rob

Well, there was that groundhog that was destroying the garden. I was so
desperate the rifle came out. I thought I had missed until a couple of
weeks later. He made it to the entrance of his den, under the porch.
Steve


AWWWWWW!!!! Nasty. !!!!!

[None4U]

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"None4U" wrote:

Feel free to add to the list.
Not strictly garden-related but.... We break out the riding lawn
mower only once or twice each year. It is stored in a shed that,
otherwise, gets very little attention. One hot spring morning within the
past two-or-three years, my nose led me thereto and to a o'possum who'd
got himself wedged partway in the discharge chute and partway under the
mower bed. My first removal attempt reduced the beast to 'possum parts.
Indulge your imagination for a few seconds and you'll have a hint.... I
still smell it on humid summer mornings.
--
the Balvenieman
USDA zone 9b, peninsular FL, U.S.A.
"You know what they say: Once you kill a cow,
You gotta make a burger" --Lady Gaga





So what smells worse.

Dead Armadillo,
Dead possum
Dead groundhog.

[Steve Peek]

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"None4U" wrote:

Feel free to add to the list.
Not strictly garden-related but.... We break out the riding lawn
mower only once or twice each year. It is stored in a shed that,
otherwise, gets very little attention. One hot spring morning within the
past two-or-three years, my nose led me thereto and to a o'possum who'd
got himself wedged partway in the discharge chute and partway under the
mower bed. My first removal attempt reduced the beast to 'possum parts.
Indulge your imagination for a few seconds and you'll have a hint.... I
still smell it on humid summer mornings.
--
the Balvenieman
USDA zone 9b, peninsular FL, U.S.A.
"You know what they say: Once you kill a cow,
You gotta make a burger" --Lady Gaga





So what smells worse.

Dead Armadillo,
Dead possum
Dead groundhog.


Never smelled a dead armadillo, but groundhog beats possum hands down.

[Pat Kiewicz[_2_]]

None4U said:

So what smells worse.

Dead Armadillo,
Dead possum
Dead groundhog.

Dead skunk beats them all.

Had one manage to die in the daylilies next to my neighbor's house
(which is right near my kitchen door).

But the nastiest smell I've run into while gardening when I've managed
to stick a finger into a rotten peanut that some squirrel had buried in
my garden the year before. Oh, it's just HORRIBLE.

--
Pat in Plymouth MI

"Vegetables are like bombs packed tight with all kinds of important
nutrients..." --Largo Potter, Valkyria Chronicles

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[phorbin]

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So what smells worse.

Dead Armadillo,
Dead possum
Dead groundhog.

The one you have to deal with.

....and makes the best story.

[Steve Peek]

"phorbin" wrote in message
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In article ,
says...

So what smells worse.

Dead Armadillo,
Dead possum
Dead groundhog.

The one you have to deal with.

...and makes the best story.

Very true! and then there are those rotten potatoes in the cellar, you
know... the ones you forgot about until you put your hand into them.....

[None4U]

"Steve Peek" wrote in message
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"phorbin" wrote in message
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In article ,
says...

So what smells worse.

Dead Armadillo,
Dead possum
Dead groundhog.

The one you have to deal with.

...and makes the best story.

Very true! and then there are those rotten potatoes in the cellar, you
know... the ones you forgot about until you put your hand into them.....


I can remember breaking a hard boiled egg found under a pine tree next to
the porch. In the dead of summer , that was left over from the Easter egg
hunt.