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True Omnipotence - Why life is not a fairy tale



 
 
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Old 21-06-2009, 01:41 AM posted to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,rec.gardens,alt.home.repair,alt.bigfoot.research,alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
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*My* life is a fairy tale because I am a fairy. I sprinkle fairy musk
all over lily-livered morons like you.

I have an omnipotent diaper that will tell you your future.

Contact me when you are ready.

Luv and Kissez,

Hai

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Old 21-06-2009, 05:39 AM posted to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,rec.gardens,alt.home.repair,alt.bigfoot.research,alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
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On Jun 20, 8:41*pm, Hai Umbai wrote:
*My* life is a fairy tale because I am a fairy. *I sprinkle fairy musk
all over lily-livered morons like you.


Moron?


I have an omnipotent diaper that will tell you your future.

Contact me when you are ready.

Luv and Kissez,

Hai


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Old 21-06-2009, 05:49 AM posted to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,rec.gardens,alt.home.repair,alt.bigfoot.research,alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
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On Jun 20, 11:39*pm, B Cozier wrote:
On Jun 20, 8:41*pm, Hai Umbai wrote:

*My* life is a fairy tale because I am a fairy. *I sprinkle fairy musk
all over lily-livered morons like you.


Moron?


Of course you are. Thank you for sharing.
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Old 21-06-2009, 11:43 AM posted to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,rec.gardens,alt.home.repair,alt.bigfoot.research,alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
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On Jun 21, 12:49*am, Pork Hop wrote:
On Jun 20, 11:39*pm, B Cozier wrote:

On Jun 20, 8:41*pm, Hai Umbai wrote:


*My* life is a fairy tale because I am a fairy. *I sprinkle fairy musk
all over lily-livered morons like you.


Moron?


Of course you are. Thank you for sharing.


John:15:25: But this cometh to pass, that the word might be fulfilled
that is written in their law, They hated me without a cause.



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Old 21-06-2009, 01:08 PM posted to rec.gardens
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On Jun 20, 7:41*pm, Hai Umbai wrote:
*My* life is a fairy tale because I am a fairy. *I sprinkle fairy musk
all over lily-livered morons like you.

I have an omnipotent diaper that will tell you your future.

Contact me when you are ready.

Luv and Kissez,

Hai


Mmmm... Liver is good with everything.
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Old 21-06-2009, 02:29 PM posted to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,rec.gardens,alt.home.repair,alt.bigfoot.research,alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
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Can you work your magic on my next door neighbor who lets his 6 dogs
run free and tries to bite my car tires as i pass them ? Where do
you buy your Fairy Musk and how much for a one lb. container shipped
COD ?


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Old 21-06-2009, 05:00 PM posted to alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,rec.gardens,alt.home.repair,alt.bigfoot.research,alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
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On Jun 21, 6:29*am, " wrote:
Can you work your magic on my next door neighbor who lets his 6 dogs
run free and tries *to bite my car tires as i pass them ? *Where do
you buy your Fairy Musk and how much for a one lb. container shipped
COD ?


You can buy it at the local Delusional Fundy Fairy Factory Outlet,
right next to Dave's Dildo's

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