[shazzbat]

Last night , daughter No 1 came to me complaining about what was in her
bedroom. "get it out" she said, not exactly terrified, but somewhat
agitated.

What is it? says I.

"A cauliflower" she says.

I considered this most unlikely and told her so.

It is, it's a cauliflower came the response. It's on the windowsill.

So I go to investigate, and guess what I find?

--
Steve


Never shake the ketchup bottle. None'll come, and then a lot'll

[Spider[_2_]]

"shazzbat" wrote in message
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Last night , daughter No 1 came to me complaining about what was in her
bedroom. "get it out" she said, not exactly terrified, but somewhat
agitated.

What is it? says I.

"A cauliflower" she says.

I considered this most unlikely and told her so.

It is, it's a cauliflower came the response. It's on the windowsill.

So I go to investigate, and guess what I find?

--
Steve


Never shake the ketchup bottle. None'll come, and then a lot'll


Cranefly?

Spider (licking lips!)

[Sue[_3_]]

"shazzbat" wrote
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It is, it's a cauliflower came the response. It's on the windowsill.

So I go to investigate, and guess what I find?

Yep, tsk. Those Caulifairies eh? Always playing tricks like that.

--
Sue

[alan.holmes]

"Sacha" wrote in message
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On 2009-08-14 11:19:50 +0100, "shazzbat"
said:


Last night , daughter No 1 came to me complaining about what was in her
bedroom. "get it out" she said, not exactly terrified, but somewhat
agitated.

What is it? says I.

"A cauliflower" she says.

I considered this most unlikely and told her so.

It is, it's a cauliflower came the response. It's on the windowsill.

So I go to investigate, and guess what I find?

A caterpillar? Grand daughter has just told me that the dog may have a
'fraction' in his foot. ;-)

That has me beat, what does a 'fraction' interpret to?

Alan

[alan.holmes]

"shazzbat" wrote in message
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Last night , daughter No 1 came to me complaining about what was in her
bedroom. "get it out" she said, not exactly terrified, but somewhat
agitated.

What is it? says I.

"A cauliflower" she says.

I considered this most unlikely and told her so.

It is, it's a cauliflower came the response. It's on the windowsill.

So I go to investigate, and guess what I find?

Please put us all out of our misery, (well me anyway) what did you find?

Alan

[shazzbat]

"alan.holmes" wrote in message
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"shazzbat" wrote in message
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Last night , daughter No 1 came to me complaining about what was in her
bedroom. "get it out" she said, not exactly terrified, but somewhat
agitated.

What is it? says I.

"A cauliflower" she says.

I considered this most unlikely and told her so.

It is, it's a cauliflower came the response. It's on the windowsill.

So I go to investigate, and guess what I find?

Please put us all out of our misery, (well me anyway) what did you find?


I found a butterfly. And when I said, that's not a cauliflower, it's a
cabbage white, she said "I knew it was something you grew on the allotment"

It's no wonder I've got no hair left.

Steve

[Spider[_2_]]

"shazzbat" wrote in message
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"alan.holmes" wrote in message
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"shazzbat" wrote in message
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Last night , daughter No 1 came to me complaining about what was in her
bedroom. "get it out" she said, not exactly terrified, but somewhat
agitated.

What is it? says I.

"A cauliflower" she says.

I considered this most unlikely and told her so.

It is, it's a cauliflower came the response. It's on the windowsill.

So I go to investigate, and guess what I find?

Please put us all out of our misery, (well me anyway) what did you find?


I found a butterfly. And when I said, that's not a cauliflower, it's a
cabbage white, she said "I knew it was something you grew on the
allotment"

It's no wonder I've got no hair left.

Steve

LOL :~)) Classic!

Spider