"Bob Smith" wrote in message
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OK, I don't think catapulting them will work, cos I have to catch them at
it. I was thinking about the tin of sardines with chilli powder from the
FAQ, but these cats are too stupid to make the connection with where they
got the upset tummy from, so I thought of substituting poison for chilli
powder, but rat poison seems to take a week to kill rats. Does anyone
know
a better poison that works quicker that is readily available?

Any bleeding heart cat owners with a problem can post their address so I
can
shit in your garden every day, and ignore all your efforts to dissuade me.

It is not my responsibility to clean up other peoples cat shit, and I can
do
without worm eggs in my soil waiting to blind my kids. The cats are
ignoring all smelly deterrents, and cats are supposed to be smart, so all
I
can say is that natural selection says these particular cats should be
taken
out of the gene pool. Any cruelty claims are bullshit, cos if it is OK to
kill rats with rat poison, it must be humane to kill cats with it.

Bob

If you insert a laxative into the sardines the cats will end up with the
shits which will occur both in your garden and in the home of the owner.
Owner can't stand the smell and gets rid of cat