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Old 19-03-2004, 09:03 AM
Trish Brown
 
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Default How do I Remove Possums

Jock wrote:

They say loud music in the roof in the day time helps to make it not
attractive. A couple of fluoro lights too. - though there's no need to do
the flashing light tiles ala Bee Gees, John Travolta & SNF..
Jock


With apologies to the Bee Gees:

Well, you can tell by the way I use your walls,
I'm a possum, man: no time to fall.
Music loud and fluoros warm,
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may try another way.
We can try to understand
the possum's bad effect on man.

Whether you're a possum or whether you're a person,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the ceilin' breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're possums alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, possum's alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah. Stayin' alive.

Sigh... so much time... so little to do...


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Trish {|:-}
Newcastle, NSW, Australia