I'll be all over you like a hobo on a bologna sandwich.


"RoyDMercer" wrote in message
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I'll give you a pop-knot that will need its own zip code.

"Mark" wrote in message
news:kPZjc.11171$bS1.9718@okepread02...
I already got me some pop-knots on my head, and I'm fixin' to come down
on
you with a 55 gallon drum o' whoop ass.


"RoyDMercer" wrote in message
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I'm big enough to whoop yer ass and be home in time to watch Oprah.
I'll
be
on you like a rat on a cheeto.

Long live Roy. I sure do miss him now that I'm not in Tulsa anymore.

"Mark" wrote in message
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I should have guessed you were from Tulsa just because of your name.

BTW, how big a boy are you?

"RoyDMercer" wrote in message
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"Mark" wrote in message
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I live in northeastern Oklahoma and would like a recomendation
for
a
fast
growing shade tree.

I used to live in Tulsa. When I was there I planted a Lacebark
Elm
(AKA
Chinese Elm). I planted it as a small 5 gal tree. In 5 years it
was
at
least 20 ft tall and 15 ft wide. When fully mature they can get
to
be
around 40 ft tall and they make an excellent shade tree. Paul
James
(host
of DIY network's Gardening by the Yard and master gardener) also
lives
in
Tulsa. He highly recommends the Lacebark Elm also. You can find
them
at
Lowe's for about $20.






http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/gl_trees_sh...372061,00.html