Mike wrote:
[...]
this is the first time "I" have posted it :-))

The inverted commas presumably mean it isn't really you. If so, it
would explain quite a lot: the bloke using your ID sometimes
certainly _looks_ like a troll. Or is there some subtle infinite
regression going on? -- in which case, I'm confused. Should I have
put quotation marks round "you"? (I don't mean '"you"', of
course...or perhaps I _do_ mean '"you"'. As I said, I'm confused.)

Mike. (The real one.) (Well, of course it depends what you mean by
"the". I'll settle for "a".)