Not a troll? LMFAO
See this http://tinyurl.com/a9ysc
This http://tinyurl.com/djflo
And this http://www.pcreview.co.uk/forums/thread-532190.php

"Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message
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Jaques d'Alltrades wrote:
The message
from "Miss Perspicacia Tick" contains these words:
ML wrote:
I need advice on this difficulty.

crap snipped

I have just Googled this idiot's email address and he's multiposted
this to about a dozen groups, all of them ones he's (probably) never
posted to before.

And, strangely enough, when I clicked reply, in the newsgroup box
wasn't "uk.rec.gardening' but 'uk.local.essx' (missing 'e'
deliberate). So he's obviously engineered the headers.

Usual mindless troll.

Usual and mindless I may be, but I am certainly *not* a troll! ;o) eg