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Another piece of crisp guinea
pig crackling and a glass of elder flower wine?

Please save me the guineapig skins, everyone..I'm sewing them
together to make myself a moose.

Whit for do ye no' gang fur broke an' mak' yersel' a rat?

Oh dear. I was going to commission you to fashion a pair of antlers
out of recycled bones, but now I'm not sure you'll get the scale right
:~{

Janet