SG1 wrote:
"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
"It sounds like its an aphrodisiac."
If youre going to cure it mating,
Do it without waiting
a 12 gauge is the best
You can send it north east south and west.
No more sexed up pussy pest.

LOVE IT Permission to use in future?????
Why ask for permission. Its the worst bit of rhyme I've made in my time.
I cant give it away. So steal it if you must.



SG1 wrote:
"HC" wrote in message
...
I'm one of the weirdos who don't like cats and have one annoying the
b**sus out of me at the moment.

SG1 wish I knew your secret?
Bronwyn ;-)

1. Good quality mince & mix in mashed snail pellets
2. Good mince so they enjoy their last meal
3. Not the pet safe pellets
4. Make sure no other animal can get it
5. Put out at night to cure mating