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On Mar 11, 4:32*pm, Rusty_Hinge
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On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 05:15:58 -0700 (PDT), moghouse

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On Mar 11, 8:27*am, Andre Susanto wrote:

Pt Golden Stone Indonesia is the leader of Indonesian Natural Stone

Dear Mr Susanto,

* * I wonder if you realise the dangers inherent in your business
activities? If you dig up all the stone from your small islands and
export it. your islands may sink beneath the waves. In addition if we
import all your stone , you will be lighter and we will be heavier,
thus creating a weeble like world. Being heavier we will sink to the
bottom and you will rise to the top, so that Indonesia will become the
new North Pole.. It is not that I mind you freezing to death if that
is your choice but we shall become the new South Pole - and I can't
stand penguins!
First seagulls and now penguins. Have you a secret agenda?

Please think carefully before you go any further.
Look at what happened to Swanage when they exported their local stone
all over
the world.

And Atlantis! I ask you - where is Atlantis now? Why, lapidate the crows
with golden stone, they dug a deep hole and let the water in, and the
poor hooters just couldn't bail fast enough.

Well thank goodness that there is someone else here that understands.
Perhaps you could explain to that pseudo cloggy sometime. Though I
have a feeling that the Atlantis disaster was something to do with
Terns.

I think the chap in charge told the digger to secure the plug with a
round tern and two half-hitches, but the bloke wasn't a Boy Scout, so he
tied a penguin wrapper round it.

Odious Ears was going to torpedo Atlantis until he realised that
torpedos hadn't been invented, and besides, some one-eyed git had stolen
his boat.

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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