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from Martin contains these words:

An escaped crocodile or a gnu gnashing it's teeth? A randy Frenchman
rubbing his
thighs together?

Random Frenchmen don't do that, they usually do it with a Frenchwoman's
thighs.

In the long grass.

HTH

and HAND

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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