BobR wrote:

Oh, and my wife never ever
never ever goes to the potty without turning on the lights and double
checking under the lid before setting down. Can't figure why she
wanted that small ceremic squirrel to sit on the top of the tank
though.

You gotta get one of these:

http://www.prankplace.com/toiletmons...FQ6jagod7GV3FQ

Your wife will be ever so, um, 'grateful' is not the exact word I'm looking
for...