On Apr 21, 7:39*am, "HeyBub" wrote:
BobR wrote:

*Oh, and my wife never ever
never ever goes to the potty without turning on the lights and double
checking under the lid before setting down. *Can't figure why she
wanted that small ceremic squirrel to sit on the top of the tank
though.

You gotta get one of these:

http://www.prankplace.com/toiletmons...Kr-gZoCFQ6jago....

Your wife will be ever so, um, 'grateful' is not the exact word I'm looking
for...

Another fun one is to put a ruler in the water with one end under the
front of the seat.
When someone sets down the ruler pops up and splashes at them.

Don’t ask me how I know.

;-)