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Old 21-04-2009, 05:24 PM posted to rec.gardens,rec.gardens.edible,alt.home.repair
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Default What to do with dead squirrel?

On Apr 21, 9:58*am, CanopyCo wrote:
On Apr 21, 9:16*am, BobR wrote:





On Apr 21, 7:39*am, "HeyBub" wrote:


BobR wrote:


*Oh, and my wife never ever
never ever goes to the potty without turning on the lights and double
checking under the lid before setting down. *Can't figure why she
wanted that small ceremic squirrel to sit on the top of the tank
though.


You gotta get one of these:


http://www.prankplace.com/toiletmons...Kr-gZoCFQ6jago...


Your wife will be ever so, um, 'grateful' is not the exact word I'm looking
for...


Hey, my mama didn't raise any fools. *I am not about to give that to
her, I value my life too much. * *Now, should I tell you about the
little green frog that she keeps on the tank as well? *There are real
advantages to standing when you pee!


They are a totem to protect the person owning them from invasion from
the animal that it represents.
;-)

Try replacing the frog with a plastic frog and tie it to the seat so
that when she sets down it jumps at her from behind.


I don't need to do that because that is almost exactly what happened.
We lived in a neighborhood that was cut out of dense forest and tree
frogs were very plentiful. They would show up all over the place.
One night my wife got up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom. There was a small night light in the bathroom so she didn't
turn on the overhead light and sit down on the toilet. A few seconds
later, she woke the entire house with a ear piercing scream. A small
tree frog had come through the sewer line and hidden under the rim of
the toilet. When she sit down and started her thing, it apparently
decided to jump and landed on her bottom. The VERY NEXT MORNING I had
to skip work and get some wire screens to put over the sewer vents.
About a week later, the little plastic frog showed up on the back of
the tank. At least she does have a sense of humor about the event.


I have one that I got from the garden store that is rubber and is
about the size of a big bull frog.

People are starting to get used to seeing it jump out at them around
here.
I think I need a plastic snake.
;-)-


I don't know where your "around here" is but it sure isn't around my
wife or you might not be alive too long. BG