I have a variegated Vanilla planifolia that could really use one of these to climb on:

http://www.browardorchidsupply.com/i...efernTotem.jpg

But I can't find anywhere in the UK that sells them online or otherwise.

Please help, think of my poor vanilla grasping weakly at it's coconut husk fiber pole, wilting in despair when it realises its just a thin layer wrapped around an impermeable plastic tube!