Stopping short of introducing her as "My next ex-wife" I have no clue how
else to go about convincing this woman that a fish tank in a common area is
a good thing. ( It doesn't even matter to her that the fish are mostly
native to her homeland of Australia! She'll fly a flag, but not boast about
the beautiful fish. :O(

Here is good advice:
http://www.rdawson.com/
He can steal the gold from your teeth and have you thank him for it!

Neight