I enjoy the TV Allstate Advertisements on Mayhem.
This seems to fit a common theme he

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thzUR_mq6OY
Allstate TV Ad: Raccoon Mayhem

Horrid words,
"I've just spent the best week of my racoon life -
in your attic!!!"

(yes, I know, it does not mention ponds,
but how many ponders do not have 'special'
feelings about racoons?)