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meeee 28-11-2006 08:06 AM

What will goats not eat?
 
Here we go.....

http://www.geocities.com/~butt79/goatmania.html

trust me, this page just gets better and better.....


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
I will do so more research on goats.
Just for ewe


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Lol you'd think there'd be more wouldn't you? Probably people are too
frustrated to find a funny side....

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Lots of research to find some funy goats....
No expense was spared.... Ignore the JV name thats meee
My Emails went down last week and I'm back...as Jonno
"meeee" wrote in message
...
OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! Sending this one
off to them....Dad will find this hilarious!!!
"Jon Vance" wrote in message
...
Your mum wil llove these...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fainting_Goats















meeee 28-11-2006 08:09 AM

What will goats not eat?
 
Disappointingly, hardly any of the links worked. But it was worth it to get
this.....


Forbidden
You don't have permission to access
/EdRes/Topic/AgrEnv/ndd/goat/GOAT_MANURE.html on this server.

This must be *really* top secret goat manure tips indeed.....



"Jonno" wrote in message
...

I will do so more research on goats.
Just for ewe


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Lol you'd think there'd be more wouldn't you? Probably people are too
frustrated to find a funny side....

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Lots of research to find some funy goats....
No expense was spared.... Ignore the JV name thats meee
My Emails went down last week and I'm back...as Jonno
"meeee" wrote in message
...
OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! Sending this one
off to them....Dad will find this hilarious!!!
"Jon Vance" wrote in message
...
Your mum wil llove these...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fainting_Goats















meeee 28-11-2006 08:12 AM

What will goats not eat?
 
I know this is taking the whole goat thing waaaay too far....what were they
thinking? It's a goat for crying out aloud~~!

http://www.goatsonline.com/

And while we're there......presenting....

SheepCam. Seriously.
http://www.goatsonline.com/

and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

thought you'd appreciate that one...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
I will do so more research on goats.
Just for ewe


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Lol you'd think there'd be more wouldn't you? Probably people are too
frustrated to find a funny side....

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Lots of research to find some funy goats....
No expense was spared.... Ignore the JV name thats meee
My Emails went down last week and I'm back...as Jonno
"meeee" wrote in message
...
OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! Sending this one
off to them....Dad will find this hilarious!!!
"Jon Vance" wrote in message
...
Your mum wil llove these...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fainting_Goats















Jonno[_2_] 28-11-2006 10:37 AM

What will goats not eat?
 
Marry your pet. I did and she turned into a (in)human being. So far so bad.
meee it appears youre perverted in some ways. You must use the force to
return to us or were going to have to call goatbusters.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
I know this is taking the whole goat thing waaaay too far....what were they
thinking? It's a goat for crying out aloud~~!

http://www.goatsonline.com/

And while we're there......presenting....

SheepCam. Seriously.
http://www.goatsonline.com/

and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

thought you'd appreciate that one...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
I will do so more research on goats.
Just for ewe


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Lol you'd think there'd be more wouldn't you? Probably people are too
frustrated to find a funny side....

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Lots of research to find some funy goats....
No expense was spared.... Ignore the JV name thats meee
My Emails went down last week and I'm back...as Jonno
"meeee" wrote in message
...
OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! Sending this one
off to them....Dad will find this hilarious!!!
"Jon Vance" wrote in message
...
Your mum wil llove these...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fainting_Goats

















meeee 28-11-2006 09:07 PM

What will goats not eat?
 
Why don't you join me on the dark side...think of how much fun you'd have
marrying your hamster.....(seriously...it lives for 5 years...that's not a
marriage that's going to do well)

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Marry your pet. I did and she turned into a (in)human being. So far so
bad.
meee it appears youre perverted in some ways. You must use the force to
return to us or were going to have to call goatbusters.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
I know this is taking the whole goat thing waaaay too far....what were
they thinking? It's a goat for crying out aloud~~!

http://www.goatsonline.com/

And while we're there......presenting....

SheepCam. Seriously.
http://www.goatsonline.com/

and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

thought you'd appreciate that one...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
I will do so more research on goats.
Just for ewe


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Lol you'd think there'd be more wouldn't you? Probably people are too
frustrated to find a funny side....

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Lots of research to find some funy goats....
No expense was spared.... Ignore the JV name thats meee
My Emails went down last week and I'm back...as Jonno
"meeee" wrote in message
...
OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! Sending this one
off to them....Dad will find this hilarious!!!
"Jon Vance" wrote in message
...
Your mum wil llove these...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fainting_Goats



















Jonno[_2_] 28-11-2006 09:08 PM

What will goats not eat?
 
Just keeping goats is bad enough.
Besides hamsters, they couldn't live for five years after marrying.
The sex would kill them.
This is a clean area, no more perversion please.
We are not in New Zealand...


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Why don't you join me on the dark side...think of how much fun you'd have
marrying your hamster.....(seriously...it lives for 5 years...that's not a
marriage that's going to do well)

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Marry your pet. I did and she turned into a (in)human being. So far so
bad.
meee it appears youre perverted in some ways. You must use the force to
return to us or were going to have to call goatbusters.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
I know this is taking the whole goat thing waaaay too far....what were
they thinking? It's a goat for crying out aloud~~!

http://www.goatsonline.com/

And while we're there......presenting....

SheepCam. Seriously.
http://www.goatsonline.com/

and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

thought you'd appreciate that one...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
I will do so more research on goats.
Just for ewe


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Lol you'd think there'd be more wouldn't you? Probably people are too
frustrated to find a funny side....

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Lots of research to find some funy goats....
No expense was spared.... Ignore the JV name thats meee
My Emails went down last week and I'm back...as Jonno
"meeee" wrote in message
...
OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! Sending this one
off to them....Dad will find this hilarious!!!
"Jon Vance" wrote in message
...
Your mum wil llove these...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fainting_Goats





















meeee 28-11-2006 10:42 PM

What will goats not eat?
 
Oh, you are so going to get flamed for that!! :p
Did you read the 'love stories'....that kind of stuff wakes you up screaming
at 2am, then you thank God it's not real.....then you realize it is and
never sleep again...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Just keeping goats is bad enough.
Besides hamsters, they couldn't live for five years after marrying.
The sex would kill them.
This is a clean area, no more perversion please.
We are not in New Zealand...


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Why don't you join me on the dark side...think of how much fun you'd have
marrying your hamster.....(seriously...it lives for 5 years...that's not
a marriage that's going to do well)

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Marry your pet. I did and she turned into a (in)human being. So far so
bad.
meee it appears youre perverted in some ways. You must use the force to
return to us or were going to have to call goatbusters.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
I know this is taking the whole goat thing waaaay too far....what were
they thinking? It's a goat for crying out aloud~~!

http://www.goatsonline.com/

And while we're there......presenting....

SheepCam. Seriously.
http://www.goatsonline.com/

and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

thought you'd appreciate that one...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
I will do so more research on goats.
Just for ewe


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Lol you'd think there'd be more wouldn't you? Probably people are too
frustrated to find a funny side....

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Lots of research to find some funy goats....
No expense was spared.... Ignore the JV name thats meee
My Emails went down last week and I'm back...as Jonno
"meeee" wrote in message
...
OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! Sending this
one off to them....Dad will find this hilarious!!!
"Jon Vance" wrote in message
...
Your mum wil llove these...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fainting_Goats























Jonno[_2_] 28-11-2006 11:07 PM

What will goats not eat?
 
GRIN! Yeah, the flames will come handy at this years barby.
Things like I married a monster? And hes still here! And youre all alone in
the remote cottage you live in.
And he's about to brick you in....Alive?
No never have dreams like that. At least that I remember.
I am a well adjusted non dreamer.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
Oh, you are so going to get flamed for that!! :p
Did you read the 'love stories'....that kind of stuff wakes you up
screaming at 2am, then you thank God it's not real.....then you realize it
is and never sleep again...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Just keeping goats is bad enough.
Besides hamsters, they couldn't live for five years after marrying.
The sex would kill them.
This is a clean area, no more perversion please.
We are not in New Zealand...


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Why don't you join me on the dark side...think of how much fun you'd
have marrying your hamster.....(seriously...it lives for 5
years...that's not a marriage that's going to do well)

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Marry your pet. I did and she turned into a (in)human being. So far so
bad.
meee it appears youre perverted in some ways. You must use the force to
return to us or were going to have to call goatbusters.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
I know this is taking the whole goat thing waaaay too far....what were
they thinking? It's a goat for crying out aloud~~!

http://www.goatsonline.com/

And while we're there......presenting....

SheepCam. Seriously.
http://www.goatsonline.com/

and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

thought you'd appreciate that one...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
I will do so more research on goats.
Just for ewe


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Lol you'd think there'd be more wouldn't you? Probably people are
too frustrated to find a funny side....

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Lots of research to find some funy goats....
No expense was spared.... Ignore the JV name thats meee
My Emails went down last week and I'm back...as Jonno
"meeee" wrote in message
...
OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! Sending this
one off to them....Dad will find this hilarious!!!
"Jon Vance" wrote in message
...
Your mum wil llove these...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fainting_Goats

























meeee 29-11-2006 04:55 AM

What will goats not eat?
 
lmao.....*sigh* us non-nutcases have such boring lives...i wish my budgie'd
save my life so I could marry him...it's such a good story...

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
GRIN! Yeah, the flames will come handy at this years barby.
Things like I married a monster? And hes still here! And youre all alone
in the remote cottage you live in.
And he's about to brick you in....Alive?
No never have dreams like that. At least that I remember.
I am a well adjusted non dreamer.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
Oh, you are so going to get flamed for that!! :p
Did you read the 'love stories'....that kind of stuff wakes you up
screaming at 2am, then you thank God it's not real.....then you realize
it is and never sleep again...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Just keeping goats is bad enough.
Besides hamsters, they couldn't live for five years after marrying.
The sex would kill them.
This is a clean area, no more perversion please.
We are not in New Zealand...


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Why don't you join me on the dark side...think of how much fun you'd
have marrying your hamster.....(seriously...it lives for 5
years...that's not a marriage that's going to do well)

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Marry your pet. I did and she turned into a (in)human being. So far so
bad.
meee it appears youre perverted in some ways. You must use the force
to return to us or were going to have to call goatbusters.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
I know this is taking the whole goat thing waaaay too far....what were
they thinking? It's a goat for crying out aloud~~!

http://www.goatsonline.com/

And while we're there......presenting....

SheepCam. Seriously.
http://www.goatsonline.com/

and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

thought you'd appreciate that one...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
I will do so more research on goats.
Just for ewe


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Lol you'd think there'd be more wouldn't you? Probably people are
too frustrated to find a funny side....

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Lots of research to find some funy goats....
No expense was spared.... Ignore the JV name thats meee
My Emails went down last week and I'm back...as Jonno
"meeee" wrote in message
...
OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! Sending this
one off to them....Dad will find this hilarious!!!
"Jon Vance" wrote in message
...
Your mum wil llove these...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fainting_Goats



























Jonno[_2_] 29-11-2006 05:28 AM

What will goats not eat?
 
Wait a minute, arent you married?
"meeee" wrote in message
...
lmao.....*sigh* us non-nutcases have such boring lives...i wish my
budgie'd save my life so I could marry him...it's such a good story...

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
GRIN! Yeah, the flames will come handy at this years barby.
Things like I married a monster? And hes still here! And youre all alone
in the remote cottage you live in.
And he's about to brick you in....Alive?
No never have dreams like that. At least that I remember.
I am a well adjusted non dreamer.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
Oh, you are so going to get flamed for that!! :p
Did you read the 'love stories'....that kind of stuff wakes you up
screaming at 2am, then you thank God it's not real.....then you realize
it is and never sleep again...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Just keeping goats is bad enough.
Besides hamsters, they couldn't live for five years after marrying.
The sex would kill them.
This is a clean area, no more perversion please.
We are not in New Zealand...


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Why don't you join me on the dark side...think of how much fun you'd
have marrying your hamster.....(seriously...it lives for 5
years...that's not a marriage that's going to do well)

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Marry your pet. I did and she turned into a (in)human being. So far
so bad.
meee it appears youre perverted in some ways. You must use the force
to return to us or were going to have to call goatbusters.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
I know this is taking the whole goat thing waaaay too far....what
were they thinking? It's a goat for crying out aloud~~!

http://www.goatsonline.com/

And while we're there......presenting....

SheepCam. Seriously.
http://www.goatsonline.com/

and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

thought you'd appreciate that one...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
I will do so more research on goats.
Just for ewe


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Lol you'd think there'd be more wouldn't you? Probably people are
too frustrated to find a funny side....

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Lots of research to find some funy goats....
No expense was spared.... Ignore the JV name thats meee
My Emails went down last week and I'm back...as Jonno
"meeee" wrote in message
...
OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! Sending this
one off to them....Dad will find this hilarious!!!
"Jon Vance" wrote in message
...
Your mum wil llove these...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fainting_Goats





























Linda H 01-12-2006 10:06 PM

What will goats not eat?
 

and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/



Heh, thanks for this guys. I that link to my hubby's computer coz I'm
always telling him he should'a married Morag (our big old Newfie - who
lately I've nicknamed Heather McCartney.)

I just hope he has the foresight to get her to sign a pre-nup.


Linda H 02-12-2006 07:36 AM

What will goats not eat?
 
Linda H wrote:

I that link to


I that link? Sent, yeah.

meeee 04-12-2006 12:40 AM

What will goats not eat?
 
Oh, yes, that.....hmmm how to tell hubby he's dumped for the budgie??

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Wait a minute, arent you married?
"meeee" wrote in message
...
lmao.....*sigh* us non-nutcases have such boring lives...i wish my
budgie'd save my life so I could marry him...it's such a good story...

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
GRIN! Yeah, the flames will come handy at this years barby.
Things like I married a monster? And hes still here! And youre all alone
in the remote cottage you live in.
And he's about to brick you in....Alive?
No never have dreams like that. At least that I remember.
I am a well adjusted non dreamer.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
Oh, you are so going to get flamed for that!! :p
Did you read the 'love stories'....that kind of stuff wakes you up
screaming at 2am, then you thank God it's not real.....then you realize
it is and never sleep again...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Just keeping goats is bad enough.
Besides hamsters, they couldn't live for five years after marrying.
The sex would kill them.
This is a clean area, no more perversion please.
We are not in New Zealand...


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Why don't you join me on the dark side...think of how much fun you'd
have marrying your hamster.....(seriously...it lives for 5
years...that's not a marriage that's going to do well)

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Marry your pet. I did and she turned into a (in)human being. So far
so bad.
meee it appears youre perverted in some ways. You must use the force
to return to us or were going to have to call goatbusters.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
I know this is taking the whole goat thing waaaay too far....what
were they thinking? It's a goat for crying out aloud~~!

http://www.goatsonline.com/

And while we're there......presenting....

SheepCam. Seriously.
http://www.goatsonline.com/

and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

thought you'd appreciate that one...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
I will do so more research on goats.
Just for ewe


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Lol you'd think there'd be more wouldn't you? Probably people are
too frustrated to find a funny side....

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Lots of research to find some funy goats....
No expense was spared.... Ignore the JV name thats meee
My Emails went down last week and I'm back...as Jonno
"meeee" wrote in message
...
OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! Sending
this one off to them....Dad will find this hilarious!!!
"Jon Vance" wrote in message
...
Your mum wil llove these...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fainting_Goats































meeee 04-12-2006 12:42 AM

What will goats not eat?
 

"Linda H" wrote in message
...

and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/



Heh, thanks for this guys. I that link to my hubby's computer coz I'm
always telling him he should'a married Morag (our big old Newfie - who
lately I've nicknamed Heather McCartney.)

I just hope he has the foresight to get her to sign a pre-nup.


LMAO....although he should be safe with a Newf.....as long as he's not
partial to pig's ears....or leather shoes, IIRC...



meeee 04-12-2006 12:42 AM

What will goats not eat?
 

"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Linda H wrote:

I that link to


I that link? Sent, yeah.


Sent link what?



Jonno[_3_] 04-12-2006 05:24 AM

What will goats not eat?
 
Its been common for women to marry old goats too!

"meeee" wrote in message
...

"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Linda H wrote:

I that link to


I that link? Sent, yeah.


Sent link what?




meeee 04-12-2006 06:18 AM

What will goats not eat?
 
Why am I hearing 'You're Fired' echoing around...?

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Its been common for women to marry old goats too!

"meeee" wrote in message
...

"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Linda H wrote:

I that link to

I that link? Sent, yeah.


Sent link what?






Jonno[_3_] 04-12-2006 06:55 AM

What will goats not eat?
 
Christmas jollies? Tis de season?
"meeee" wrote in message
...
Why am I hearing 'You're Fired' echoing around...?

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Its been common for women to marry old goats too!

"meeee" wrote in message
...

"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Linda H wrote:

I that link to

I that link? Sent, yeah.

Sent link what?








meeee 04-12-2006 08:31 PM

What will goats not eat?
 
LMAO.....why are there never any good goat Christmas carols? Now there's a
subject you should be able to sink your teeth into Jonno.....

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Christmas jollies? Tis de season?
"meeee" wrote in message
...
Why am I hearing 'You're Fired' echoing around...?

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Its been common for women to marry old goats too!

"meeee" wrote in message
...

"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Linda H wrote:

I that link to

I that link? Sent, yeah.

Sent link what?










Jonno[_3_] 04-12-2006 08:32 PM

What will goats not eat?
 
It would make a great Christmas CD.
I will see what I can find...
PS the story about the guy marrying the goat was on the ABC website
initially but I remembered...
"meeee" wrote in message
...
LMAO.....why are there never any good goat Christmas carols? Now there's a
subject you should be able to sink your teeth into Jonno.....

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Christmas jollies? Tis de season?
"meeee" wrote in message
...
Why am I hearing 'You're Fired' echoing around...?

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Its been common for women to marry old goats too!

"meeee" wrote in message
...

"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Linda H wrote:

I that link to

I that link? Sent, yeah.

Sent link what?












meeee 04-12-2006 09:08 PM

What will goats not eat?
 
Lol too good....ok beginning the hunt!

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
It would make a great Christmas CD.
I will see what I can find...
PS the story about the guy marrying the goat was on the ABC website
initially but I remembered...
"meeee" wrote in message
...
LMAO.....why are there never any good goat Christmas carols? Now there's
a subject you should be able to sink your teeth into Jonno.....

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Christmas jollies? Tis de season?
"meeee" wrote in message
...
Why am I hearing 'You're Fired' echoing around...?

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Its been common for women to marry old goats too!

"meeee" wrote in message
...

"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Linda H wrote:

I that link to

I that link? Sent, yeah.

Sent link what?














Linda H 05-12-2006 12:00 AM

What will goats not eat?
 
meeee wrote:


LMAO....although he should be safe with a Newf.....as long as he's not
partial to pig's ears....or leather shoes, IIRC...



Heh, she's 12 now so she's past all that shoe chewing bizzo. Not the
slobber though, only I'm not sure if the slobber's from her or the old
man.

Our other old Newf (died 2 yrs ago) used to eat 'everything' including a
remote control once! (batteries = huge vet bill.) Now SHE was 'woman's
best friend' - she knew my (human) hubby was attached to that remote,
bless her. She didn't like the sports channel either.


meeee 05-12-2006 01:28 AM

What will goats not eat?
 

"Linda H" wrote in message
...
meeee wrote:


LMAO....although he should be safe with a Newf.....as long as he's not
partial to pig's ears....or leather shoes, IIRC...



Heh, she's 12 now so she's past all that shoe chewing bizzo. Not the
slobber though, only I'm not sure if the slobber's from her or the old
man.

Our other old Newf (died 2 yrs ago) used to eat 'everything' including a
remote control once! (batteries = huge vet bill.) Now SHE was 'woman's
best friend' - she knew my (human) hubby was attached to that remote,
bless her. She didn't like the sports channel either.


Lol sounds like she was a real character :) I'd love a big dog again one
day....not til the kids are a bit bigger though...they're about bite sized
for a Newfie atm....



Jonno[_4_] 13-12-2006 11:34 AM

What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.
 
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
...
meeee wrote:


LMAO....although he should be safe with a Newf.....as long as he's not
partial to pig's ears....or leather shoes, IIRC...


Heh, she's 12 now so she's past all that shoe chewing bizzo. Not the
slobber though, only I'm not sure if the slobber's from her or the old
man.

Our other old Newf (died 2 yrs ago) used to eat 'everything' including a
remote control once! (batteries = huge vet bill.) Now SHE was 'woman's
best friend' - she knew my (human) hubby was attached to that remote,
bless her. She didn't like the sports channel either.


Lol sounds like she was a real character :) I'd love a big dog again one
day....not til the kids are a bit bigger though...they're about bite sized
for a Newfie atm....



Jonno[_4_] 13-12-2006 11:35 AM

What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.
 
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here
http://www.usefulgifts.org/


Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno

meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
...
meeee wrote:


LMAO....although he should be safe with a Newf.....as long as he's not
partial to pig's ears....or leather shoes, IIRC...


Heh, she's 12 now so she's past all that shoe chewing bizzo. Not the
slobber though, only I'm not sure if the slobber's from her or the old
man.

Our other old Newf (died 2 yrs ago) used to eat 'everything' including a
remote control once! (batteries = huge vet bill.) Now SHE was 'woman's
best friend' - she knew my (human) hubby was attached to that remote,
bless her. She didn't like the sports channel either.


Lol sounds like she was a real character :) I'd love a big dog again one
day....not til the kids are a bit bigger though...they're about bite sized
for a Newfie atm....



Linda H 13-12-2006 08:37 PM

What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.
 
Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/



Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno



Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat to
your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?

meeee 13-12-2006 09:46 PM

What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.
 

"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/



Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno



Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat to
your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?


Lol it's a great idea....I think I recieved a Christmas Goat once.
Fortunately it went to someone who would actually appreciate it so I didn't
have to feed it....



Jonno[_4_] 13-12-2006 11:23 PM

What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.
 
Linda H wrote:
Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/



Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno



Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat to
your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?

With all those goodies in there? I dont think so.
A happy goat is he!

Jonno[_4_] 14-12-2006 08:50 AM

What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.
 
meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/

Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno


Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat to
your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?


Lol it's a great idea....I think I recieved a Christmas Goat once.
Fortunately it went to someone who would actually appreciate it so I didn't
have to feed it....


Er regarding goats, dont they help thenselves?

Jonno[_4_] 14-12-2006 08:52 AM

What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.
 
Jonno wrote:
meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/

Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno

Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat
to your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?


Lol it's a great idea....I think I recieved a Christmas Goat once.
Fortunately it went to someone who would actually appreciate it so I
didn't have to feed it....

Er regarding goats, dont they help thenselves?

The world is just one big supermarket if youre a goat

meeee 15-12-2006 12:14 AM

What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.
 

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/

Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno

Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat to
your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?


Lol it's a great idea....I think I recieved a Christmas Goat once.
Fortunately it went to someone who would actually appreciate it so I
didn't have to feed it....

Er regarding goats, dont they help thenselves?


Yes. However to keep them in peak condition, mum feeds them working horse
mix and hay along with their daily ration of roses, lettuce, delicate
natives, shoes, jam, butter, tablecloths, towels, the neighbour's fruit
trees, cheese, meat balls, the odd sausage, dog food, chook food, guinea pig
food, guinea pigs that get in between the goat and the guinea pig food....ok
I made up the last one....



Jonno[_4_] 15-12-2006 01:09 AM

What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.
 
meeee wrote:
"Jonno" wrote in message
...
meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/
Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno
Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat to
your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?
Lol it's a great idea....I think I recieved a Christmas Goat once.
Fortunately it went to someone who would actually appreciate it so I
didn't have to feed it....

Er regarding goats, dont they help thenselves?


Yes. However to keep them in peak condition, mum feeds them working horse
mix and hay along with their daily ration of roses, lettuce, delicate
natives, shoes, jam, butter, tablecloths, towels, the neighbour's fruit
trees, cheese, meat balls, the odd sausage, dog food, chook food, guinea pig
food, guinea pigs that get in between the goat and the guinea pig food....ok
I made up the last one....


Well a varied diet is supposed to be good for you.
I wonder what guinea pigs taste like?
How much start time do the goats give before the newly planted roses
etc. get done over? Do they wait till Mum forgets to close the gate?

meeee 15-12-2006 01:57 AM

What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.
 

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
meeee wrote:
"Jonno" wrote in message
...
meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/
Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno
Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat to
your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?
Lol it's a great idea....I think I recieved a Christmas Goat once.
Fortunately it went to someone who would actually appreciate it so I
didn't have to feed it....
Er regarding goats, dont they help thenselves?


Yes. However to keep them in peak condition, mum feeds them working horse
mix and hay along with their daily ration of roses, lettuce, delicate
natives, shoes, jam, butter, tablecloths, towels, the neighbour's fruit
trees, cheese, meat balls, the odd sausage, dog food, chook food, guinea
pig food, guinea pigs that get in between the goat and the guinea pig
food....ok I made up the last one....

Well a varied diet is supposed to be good for you.
I wonder what guinea pigs taste like?
How much start time do the goats give before the newly planted roses etc.
get done over? Do they wait till Mum forgets to close the gate?


Yes. The really smart ones watch very carefully and figure out how to open
the gate. And they usually wait until you start to feel satisfied that the
poor thing might actually survive, and look, there's a rosebud! And the
glimmer of hope that you may, someday, have a garden, instead of a sandy
dustbowl with some sad clumps of native grass and three gum trees arises,
then they swoop in and crush your dreams like hairy tax accountants...



Linda H 15-12-2006 08:50 AM

What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.
 
Jonno wrote:


The world is just one big supermarket if youre a goat


Especially if they shop at Baa-Lo.

(sorry, I know, that's sheep. oh well.)

Jonno[_4_] 15-12-2006 09:55 AM

What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.
 
Linda H wrote:
Jonno wrote:


The world is just one big supermarket if youre a goat


Especially if they shop at Baa-Lo.

(sorry, I know, that's sheep. oh well.)

Nice Try!
Goats shop in MEEEHHEHElbourne!

[email protected] 15-12-2006 03:47 PM

What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.
 
On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:09:15 +1100, Jonno
wrote:

meeee wrote:
"Jonno" wrote in message
...
meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/
Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno
Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat to
your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?
Lol it's a great idea....I think I recieved a Christmas Goat once.
Fortunately it went to someone who would actually appreciate it so I
didn't have to feed it....
Er regarding goats, dont they help thenselves?


Yes. However to keep them in peak condition, mum feeds them working horse
mix and hay along with their daily ration of roses, lettuce, delicate
natives, shoes, jam, butter, tablecloths, towels, the neighbour's fruit
trees, cheese, meat balls, the odd sausage, dog food, chook food, guinea pig
food, guinea pigs that get in between the goat and the guinea pig food....ok
I made up the last one....


Well a varied diet is supposed to be good for you.
I wonder what guinea pigs taste like?


Ask someone from some of the South American countries, I believe in
places they breed them for meat onsumption


How much start time do the goats give before the newly planted roses
etc. get done over? Do they wait till Mum forgets to close the gate?



meeee 15-12-2006 10:02 PM

What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.
 

"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:


The world is just one big supermarket if youre a goat


Especially if they shop at Baa-Lo.

(sorry, I know, that's sheep. oh well.)


Lol I don't think goats are allowed in Baa-Lo any more...



meeee 15-12-2006 10:03 PM

What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.
 

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Linda H wrote:
Jonno wrote:


The world is just one big supermarket if youre a goat


Especially if they shop at Baa-Lo.

(sorry, I know, that's sheep. oh well.)

Nice Try!
Goats shop in MEEEHHEHElbourne!


The only place that will still have them?



meeee 15-12-2006 10:03 PM

What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.
 

wrote in message
...
On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:09:15 +1100, Jonno
wrote:

meeee wrote:
"Jonno" wrote in message
...
meeee wrote:
"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Jonno wrote:
I found the Christmas goat, and we can all participate here

http://www.usefulgifts.org/
Happy Christmas goats to every one
from Jonno
Heh. Nice idea. And it says you can add a selected Christmas Goat
to
your shopping basket. Wouldn't it keep jumping out?
Lol it's a great idea....I think I recieved a Christmas Goat once.
Fortunately it went to someone who would actually appreciate it so I
didn't have to feed it....
Er regarding goats, dont they help thenselves?

Yes. However to keep them in peak condition, mum feeds them working
horse
mix and hay along with their daily ration of roses, lettuce, delicate
natives, shoes, jam, butter, tablecloths, towels, the neighbour's fruit
trees, cheese, meat balls, the odd sausage, dog food, chook food, guinea
pig
food, guinea pigs that get in between the goat and the guinea pig
food....ok
I made up the last one....


Well a varied diet is supposed to be good for you.
I wonder what guinea pigs taste like?


Ask someone from some of the South American countries, I believe in
places they breed them for meat onsumption


Lol yes Dad used to threaten to barbeque mine all the time....



Jonno[_4_] 15-12-2006 10:20 PM

What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.
 
meeee wrote:
"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Linda H wrote:
Jonno wrote:


The world is just one big supermarket if youre a goat
Especially if they shop at Baa-Lo.

(sorry, I know, that's sheep. oh well.)

Nice Try!
Goats shop in MEEEHHEHElbourne!


The only place that will still have them?


O yes, were fast becoming an islamic capitol.


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