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Old 28-11-2006, 10:08 PM posted to aus.gardens
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Just keeping goats is bad enough.
Besides hamsters, they couldn't live for five years after marrying.
The sex would kill them.
This is a clean area, no more perversion please.
We are not in New Zealand...


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Why don't you join me on the dark side...think of how much fun you'd have
marrying your hamster.....(seriously...it lives for 5 years...that's not a
marriage that's going to do well)

"Jonno" wrote in message
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Marry your pet. I did and she turned into a (in)human being. So far so
bad.
meee it appears youre perverted in some ways. You must use the force to
return to us or were going to have to call goatbusters.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
I know this is taking the whole goat thing waaaay too far....what were
they thinking? It's a goat for crying out aloud~~!

http://www.goatsonline.com/

And while we're there......presenting....

SheepCam. Seriously.
http://www.goatsonline.com/

and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

thought you'd appreciate that one...


"Jonno" wrote in message
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I will do so more research on goats.
Just for ewe


"meeee" wrote in message
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Lol you'd think there'd be more wouldn't you? Probably people are too
frustrated to find a funny side....

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Lots of research to find some funy goats....
No expense was spared.... Ignore the JV name thats meee
My Emails went down last week and I'm back...as Jonno
"meeee" wrote in message
news OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! Sending this one
off to them....Dad will find this hilarious!!!
"Jon Vance" wrote in message
...
Your mum wil llove these...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fainting_Goats





















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Old 28-11-2006, 11:42 PM posted to aus.gardens
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Oh, you are so going to get flamed for that!!
Did you read the 'love stories'....that kind of stuff wakes you up screaming
at 2am, then you thank God it's not real.....then you realize it is and
never sleep again...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Just keeping goats is bad enough.
Besides hamsters, they couldn't live for five years after marrying.
The sex would kill them.
This is a clean area, no more perversion please.
We are not in New Zealand...


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Why don't you join me on the dark side...think of how much fun you'd have
marrying your hamster.....(seriously...it lives for 5 years...that's not
a marriage that's going to do well)

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Marry your pet. I did and she turned into a (in)human being. So far so
bad.
meee it appears youre perverted in some ways. You must use the force to
return to us or were going to have to call goatbusters.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
I know this is taking the whole goat thing waaaay too far....what were
they thinking? It's a goat for crying out aloud~~!

http://www.goatsonline.com/

And while we're there......presenting....

SheepCam. Seriously.
http://www.goatsonline.com/

and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

thought you'd appreciate that one...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
I will do so more research on goats.
Just for ewe


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Lol you'd think there'd be more wouldn't you? Probably people are too
frustrated to find a funny side....

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Lots of research to find some funy goats....
No expense was spared.... Ignore the JV name thats meee
My Emails went down last week and I'm back...as Jonno
"meeee" wrote in message
news OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! Sending this
one off to them....Dad will find this hilarious!!!
"Jon Vance" wrote in message
...
Your mum wil llove these...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fainting_Goats






















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Old 29-11-2006, 12:07 AM posted to aus.gardens
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GRIN! Yeah, the flames will come handy at this years barby.
Things like I married a monster? And hes still here! And youre all alone in
the remote cottage you live in.
And he's about to brick you in....Alive?
No never have dreams like that. At least that I remember.
I am a well adjusted non dreamer.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
Oh, you are so going to get flamed for that!!
Did you read the 'love stories'....that kind of stuff wakes you up
screaming at 2am, then you thank God it's not real.....then you realize it
is and never sleep again...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Just keeping goats is bad enough.
Besides hamsters, they couldn't live for five years after marrying.
The sex would kill them.
This is a clean area, no more perversion please.
We are not in New Zealand...


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Why don't you join me on the dark side...think of how much fun you'd
have marrying your hamster.....(seriously...it lives for 5
years...that's not a marriage that's going to do well)

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Marry your pet. I did and she turned into a (in)human being. So far so
bad.
meee it appears youre perverted in some ways. You must use the force to
return to us or were going to have to call goatbusters.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
I know this is taking the whole goat thing waaaay too far....what were
they thinking? It's a goat for crying out aloud~~!

http://www.goatsonline.com/

And while we're there......presenting....

SheepCam. Seriously.
http://www.goatsonline.com/

and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

thought you'd appreciate that one...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
I will do so more research on goats.
Just for ewe


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Lol you'd think there'd be more wouldn't you? Probably people are
too frustrated to find a funny side....

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Lots of research to find some funy goats....
No expense was spared.... Ignore the JV name thats meee
My Emails went down last week and I'm back...as Jonno
"meeee" wrote in message
news OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! Sending this
one off to them....Dad will find this hilarious!!!
"Jon Vance" wrote in message
...
Your mum wil llove these...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fainting_Goats
























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Old 29-11-2006, 05:55 AM posted to aus.gardens
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lmao.....*sigh* us non-nutcases have such boring lives...i wish my budgie'd
save my life so I could marry him...it's such a good story...

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
GRIN! Yeah, the flames will come handy at this years barby.
Things like I married a monster? And hes still here! And youre all alone
in the remote cottage you live in.
And he's about to brick you in....Alive?
No never have dreams like that. At least that I remember.
I am a well adjusted non dreamer.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
Oh, you are so going to get flamed for that!!
Did you read the 'love stories'....that kind of stuff wakes you up
screaming at 2am, then you thank God it's not real.....then you realize
it is and never sleep again...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Just keeping goats is bad enough.
Besides hamsters, they couldn't live for five years after marrying.
The sex would kill them.
This is a clean area, no more perversion please.
We are not in New Zealand...


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Why don't you join me on the dark side...think of how much fun you'd
have marrying your hamster.....(seriously...it lives for 5
years...that's not a marriage that's going to do well)

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Marry your pet. I did and she turned into a (in)human being. So far so
bad.
meee it appears youre perverted in some ways. You must use the force
to return to us or were going to have to call goatbusters.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
I know this is taking the whole goat thing waaaay too far....what were
they thinking? It's a goat for crying out aloud~~!

http://www.goatsonline.com/

And while we're there......presenting....

SheepCam. Seriously.
http://www.goatsonline.com/

and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

thought you'd appreciate that one...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
I will do so more research on goats.
Just for ewe


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Lol you'd think there'd be more wouldn't you? Probably people are
too frustrated to find a funny side....

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Lots of research to find some funy goats....
No expense was spared.... Ignore the JV name thats meee
My Emails went down last week and I'm back...as Jonno
"meeee" wrote in message
news OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! Sending this
one off to them....Dad will find this hilarious!!!
"Jon Vance" wrote in message
...
Your mum wil llove these...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fainting_Goats


























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Old 29-11-2006, 06:28 AM posted to aus.gardens
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Wait a minute, arent you married?
"meeee" wrote in message
...
lmao.....*sigh* us non-nutcases have such boring lives...i wish my
budgie'd save my life so I could marry him...it's such a good story...

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
GRIN! Yeah, the flames will come handy at this years barby.
Things like I married a monster? And hes still here! And youre all alone
in the remote cottage you live in.
And he's about to brick you in....Alive?
No never have dreams like that. At least that I remember.
I am a well adjusted non dreamer.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
Oh, you are so going to get flamed for that!!
Did you read the 'love stories'....that kind of stuff wakes you up
screaming at 2am, then you thank God it's not real.....then you realize
it is and never sleep again...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Just keeping goats is bad enough.
Besides hamsters, they couldn't live for five years after marrying.
The sex would kill them.
This is a clean area, no more perversion please.
We are not in New Zealand...


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Why don't you join me on the dark side...think of how much fun you'd
have marrying your hamster.....(seriously...it lives for 5
years...that's not a marriage that's going to do well)

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Marry your pet. I did and she turned into a (in)human being. So far
so bad.
meee it appears youre perverted in some ways. You must use the force
to return to us or were going to have to call goatbusters.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
I know this is taking the whole goat thing waaaay too far....what
were they thinking? It's a goat for crying out aloud~~!

http://www.goatsonline.com/

And while we're there......presenting....

SheepCam. Seriously.
http://www.goatsonline.com/

and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

thought you'd appreciate that one...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
I will do so more research on goats.
Just for ewe


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Lol you'd think there'd be more wouldn't you? Probably people are
too frustrated to find a funny side....

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Lots of research to find some funy goats....
No expense was spared.... Ignore the JV name thats meee
My Emails went down last week and I'm back...as Jonno
"meeee" wrote in message
news OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! Sending this
one off to them....Dad will find this hilarious!!!
"Jon Vance" wrote in message
...
Your mum wil llove these...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fainting_Goats






























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Old 01-12-2006, 11:06 PM posted to aus.gardens
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and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/



Heh, thanks for this guys. I that link to my hubby's computer coz I'm
always telling him he should'a married Morag (our big old Newfie - who
lately I've nicknamed Heather McCartney.)

I just hope he has the foresight to get her to sign a pre-nup.

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Linda H wrote:

I that link to


I that link? Sent, yeah.
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Oh, yes, that.....hmmm how to tell hubby he's dumped for the budgie??

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Wait a minute, arent you married?
"meeee" wrote in message
...
lmao.....*sigh* us non-nutcases have such boring lives...i wish my
budgie'd save my life so I could marry him...it's such a good story...

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
GRIN! Yeah, the flames will come handy at this years barby.
Things like I married a monster? And hes still here! And youre all alone
in the remote cottage you live in.
And he's about to brick you in....Alive?
No never have dreams like that. At least that I remember.
I am a well adjusted non dreamer.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
Oh, you are so going to get flamed for that!!
Did you read the 'love stories'....that kind of stuff wakes you up
screaming at 2am, then you thank God it's not real.....then you realize
it is and never sleep again...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Just keeping goats is bad enough.
Besides hamsters, they couldn't live for five years after marrying.
The sex would kill them.
This is a clean area, no more perversion please.
We are not in New Zealand...


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Why don't you join me on the dark side...think of how much fun you'd
have marrying your hamster.....(seriously...it lives for 5
years...that's not a marriage that's going to do well)

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Marry your pet. I did and she turned into a (in)human being. So far
so bad.
meee it appears youre perverted in some ways. You must use the force
to return to us or were going to have to call goatbusters.
"meeee" wrote in message
...
I know this is taking the whole goat thing waaaay too far....what
were they thinking? It's a goat for crying out aloud~~!

http://www.goatsonline.com/

And while we're there......presenting....

SheepCam. Seriously.
http://www.goatsonline.com/

and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

thought you'd appreciate that one...


"Jonno" wrote in message
...
I will do so more research on goats.
Just for ewe


"meeee" wrote in message
...
Lol you'd think there'd be more wouldn't you? Probably people are
too frustrated to find a funny side....

"Jonno" wrote in message
u...
Lots of research to find some funy goats....
No expense was spared.... Ignore the JV name thats meee
My Emails went down last week and I'm back...as Jonno
"meeee" wrote in message
news OMG that is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!!! Sending
this one off to them....Dad will find this hilarious!!!
"Jon Vance" wrote in message
...
Your mum wil llove these...

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Fainting_Goats






























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"Linda H" wrote in message
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and for those who REALLY love their ruminant of choice....
http://www.marryyourpet.com/



Heh, thanks for this guys. I that link to my hubby's computer coz I'm
always telling him he should'a married Morag (our big old Newfie - who
lately I've nicknamed Heather McCartney.)

I just hope he has the foresight to get her to sign a pre-nup.


LMAO....although he should be safe with a Newf.....as long as he's not
partial to pig's ears....or leather shoes, IIRC...


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"Linda H" wrote in message
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Linda H wrote:

I that link to


I that link? Sent, yeah.


Sent link what?




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Its been common for women to marry old goats too!

"meeee" wrote in message
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"Linda H" wrote in message
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Linda H wrote:

I that link to


I that link? Sent, yeah.


Sent link what?



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Why am I hearing 'You're Fired' echoing around...?

"Jonno" wrote in message
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Its been common for women to marry old goats too!

"meeee" wrote in message
...

"Linda H" wrote in message
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Linda H wrote:

I that link to

I that link? Sent, yeah.


Sent link what?





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Christmas jollies? Tis de season?
"meeee" wrote in message
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Why am I hearing 'You're Fired' echoing around...?

"Jonno" wrote in message
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Its been common for women to marry old goats too!

"meeee" wrote in message
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"Linda H" wrote in message
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Linda H wrote:

I that link to

I that link? Sent, yeah.

Sent link what?







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LMAO.....why are there never any good goat Christmas carols? Now there's a
subject you should be able to sink your teeth into Jonno.....

"Jonno" wrote in message
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Christmas jollies? Tis de season?
"meeee" wrote in message
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Why am I hearing 'You're Fired' echoing around...?

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Its been common for women to marry old goats too!

"meeee" wrote in message
...

"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Linda H wrote:

I that link to

I that link? Sent, yeah.

Sent link what?









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It would make a great Christmas CD.
I will see what I can find...
PS the story about the guy marrying the goat was on the ABC website
initially but I remembered...
"meeee" wrote in message
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LMAO.....why are there never any good goat Christmas carols? Now there's a
subject you should be able to sink your teeth into Jonno.....

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Christmas jollies? Tis de season?
"meeee" wrote in message
...
Why am I hearing 'You're Fired' echoing around...?

"Jonno" wrote in message
...
Its been common for women to marry old goats too!

"meeee" wrote in message
...

"Linda H" wrote in message
...
Linda H wrote:

I that link to

I that link? Sent, yeah.

Sent link what?













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