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Crows stealing pebbles
Cynthia wrote:
Well, the crows probably don't see it as stealing, but they've recently taken to flying off with the pebbles I've used to mulch around pot plants. Does anyone know why they do this? They've been doing it daily for the last two weeks. I run out there whenever I see them, but they don't take me very seriously, they're normally back in the afternoon. Sometimes the pebbles they take are surprisingly large, but most of the time they're around 3-4cm in diameter. I thought that they might be curious about them because of their egg-like shape, but you'd think they'd get over it when they got no food from them. Cynthia. Theyre showing of for their darlings, bringing treasures home to show how "clever" they are and how much they care. Diamonds for poor female crows. |
Crows stealing pebbles
Well, the crows probably don't see it as stealing, but they've recently
taken to flying off with the pebbles I've used to mulch around pot plants. Does anyone know why they do this? They've been doing it daily for the last two weeks. I run out there whenever I see them, but they don't take me very seriously, they're normally back in the afternoon. Sometimes the pebbles they take are surprisingly large, but most of the time they're around 3-4cm in diameter. I thought that they might be curious about them because of their egg-like shape, but you'd think they'd get over it when they got no food from them. Cynthia. |
Crows stealing pebbles
Jonno wrote:
Cynthia. Theyre showing of for their darlings, bringing treasures home to show how "clever" they are and how much they care. Diamonds for poor female crows. Heh, that's kinda cute. Cynthia is providing crowy love tokens. |
Crows stealing pebbles
Well crows have feelings too. Theyre known to be about as smart as dogs.
Theyre all thieves. But their "women" appreciate this daring approach to survival. "Linda H" wrote in message u... Jonno wrote: Cynthia. Theyre showing of for their darlings, bringing treasures home to show how "clever" they are and how much they care. Diamonds for poor female crows. Heh, that's kinda cute. Cynthia is providing crowy love tokens. |
Crows stealing pebbles
"Cynthia" wrote in message ... Well, the crows probably don't see it as stealing, but they've recently taken to flying off with the pebbles I've used to mulch around pot plants. Does anyone know why they do this? They've been doing it daily for the last two weeks. I run out there whenever I see them, but they don't take me very seriously, they're normally back in the afternoon. Sometimes the pebbles they take are surprisingly large, but most of the time they're around 3-4cm in diameter. I thought that they might be curious about them because of their egg-like shape, but you'd think they'd get over it when they got no food from them. Cynthia. They are a bit like Bower birds they like the colour blue. A friend had his greenish/blue peebles stolen by grows. He gathered those up and replaced them with some other colour. No problems since. I also remember when the coloured golf balls were popular that the crows would pick them up and fly off. Here in WA that have declared rainbow lorikeets as a pest and are going to start culling them. It was also mentioned that the crow population had blown out and that it was on the cards they could be hunted as well. Richard |
Crows stealing pebbles
Jonno wrote:
Well crows have feelings too. Theyre known to be about as smart as dogs. Theyre all thieves. But their "women" appreciate this daring approach to survival. Heh, that makes 'em as smart as... um, Britney and Kate Moss. Okay, not hard, but they tend to get the hots for the bad boy crim types of their species, too. Rock on, crows! |
Crows stealing pebbles
"Linda H" wrote in message ... Jonno wrote: Well crows have feelings too. Theyre known to be about as smart as dogs. Theyre all thieves. But their "women" appreciate this daring approach to survival. Heh, that makes 'em as smart as... um, Britney and Kate Moss. Okay, not hard, but they tend to get the hots for the bad boy crim types of their species, too. Rock on, crows! They have gotten a few of my golf balls over the years too...... |
Crows stealing pebbles
k wrote:
Heh, that makes 'em as smart as... um, Britney and Kate Moss. Okay, not hard, but they tend to get the hots for the bad boy crim types of their species, too. Rock on, crows! They have gotten a few of my golf balls over the years too...... Who, Kevin Federline and Pete Doherty? ;-) |
Crows stealing pebbles
k wrote:
They have gotten a few of my golf balls over the years too...... Recently? They have been turning up in my yard. We were discussing it at morning tea as to whether it was some idiot driving golf balls in their yard or crows. We've had a continuing problem with white pebbles from the driveway next door migrating here. I always blamed little boys, but I guess the crows were probably the culprits. |
Crows stealing pebbles
"Terryc" wrote in message ... k wrote: They have gotten a few of my golf balls over the years too...... Recently? They have been turning up in my yard. We were discussing it at morning tea as to whether it was some idiot driving golf balls in their yard or crows. We've had a continuing problem with white pebbles from the driveway next door migrating here. I always blamed little boys, but I guess the crows were probably the culprits. They've done a runner with all my pretty pebbles in the bird bath! Linda |
Crows stealing pebbles
odonata28 (Linda) wrote:
"Terryc" wrote in message ... k wrote: They have gotten a few of my golf balls over the years too...... Recently? They have been turning up in my yard. We were discussing it at morning tea as to whether it was some idiot driving golf balls in their yard or crows. We've had a continuing problem with white pebbles from the driveway next door migrating here. I always blamed little boys, but I guess the crows were probably the culprits. They've done a runner with all my pretty pebbles in the bird bath! Linda Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... |
Crows stealing pebbles
"Jonno" wrote in message ... odonata28 (Linda) wrote: "Terryc" wrote in message ... k wrote: They have gotten a few of my golf balls over the years too...... Recently? They have been turning up in my yard. We were discussing it at morning tea as to whether it was some idiot driving golf balls in their yard or crows. We've had a continuing problem with white pebbles from the driveway next door migrating here. I always blamed little boys, but I guess the crows were probably the culprits. They've done a runner with all my pretty pebbles in the bird bath! Linda Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... indeed LOL Linda |
Crows stealing pebbles
"Cynthia" writes:
Well, the crows probably don't see it as stealing, but they've recently taken to flying off with the pebbles I've used to mulch around pot plants. Does anyone know why they do this? Now that you mention it, I seem to remember hearing about this. Don't crows need a pebble to add to their cooking, or something?? -- John Savage (my news address is not valid for email) |
Crows stealing pebbles
"John Savage" wrote in message om... "Cynthia" writes: Well, the crows probably don't see it as stealing, but they've recently taken to flying off with the pebbles I've used to mulch around pot plants. Does anyone know why they do this? Now that you mention it, I seem to remember hearing about this. Don't crows need a pebble to add to their cooking, or something?? -- John Savage (my news address is not valid for email) Almost right, to cook a crow, you throw the crow in a pot, and a pebble, when the pebble is tender the crow is cooked. Also just ofr you, a blondes recipe for baking a roast, just in time for Christmas.... Bake a small roast and a large roast together in a large oven. When the small one is burnt, the big one is just right to eat. |
Crows stealing pebbles
"Jonno" wrote in message u... "John Savage" wrote in message om... "Cynthia" writes: Well, the crows probably don't see it as stealing, but they've recently taken to flying off with the pebbles I've used to mulch around pot plants. Does anyone know why they do this? Now that you mention it, I seem to remember hearing about this. Don't crows need a pebble to add to their cooking, or something?? -- John Savage (my news address is not valid for email) Almost right, to cook a crow, you throw the crow in a pot, and a pebble, when the pebble is tender the crow is cooked. Also just ofr you, a blondes recipe for baking a roast, just in time for Christmas.... Bake a small roast and a large roast together in a large oven. When the small one is burnt, the big one is just right to eat. Should i be writing these recipes down? |
Crows stealing pebbles
Nuh Just ype
"meeee" wrote in message ... "Jonno" wrote in message u... "John Savage" wrote in message om... "Cynthia" writes: Well, the crows probably don't see it as stealing, but they've recently taken to flying off with the pebbles I've used to mulch around pot plants. Does anyone know why they do this? Now that you mention it, I seem to remember hearing about this. Don't crows need a pebble to add to their cooking, or something?? -- John Savage (my news address is not valid for email) Almost right, to cook a crow, you throw the crow in a pot, and a pebble, when the pebble is tender the crow is cooked. Also just ofr you, a blondes recipe for baking a roast, just in time for Christmas.... Bake a small roast and a large roast together in a large oven. When the small one is burnt, the big one is just right to eat. Should i be writing these recipes down? Nuh, just print out the email like normal people do, if yore a blonde yo know what to do. Theyre so ingenious. |
Crows stealing pebbles
"Jonno" wrote in message ... Nuh Just ype "meeee" wrote in message ... "Jonno" wrote in message u... "John Savage" wrote in message om... "Cynthia" writes: Well, the crows probably don't see it as stealing, but they've recently taken to flying off with the pebbles I've used to mulch around pot plants. Does anyone know why they do this? Now that you mention it, I seem to remember hearing about this. Don't crows need a pebble to add to their cooking, or something?? -- John Savage (my news address is not valid for email) Almost right, to cook a crow, you throw the crow in a pot, and a pebble, when the pebble is tender the crow is cooked. Also just ofr you, a blondes recipe for baking a roast, just in time for Christmas.... Bake a small roast and a large roast together in a large oven. When the small one is burnt, the big one is just right to eat. Should i be writing these recipes down? Nuh, just print out the email like normal people do, if yore a blonde yo know what to do. Theyre so ingenious. Print? You mean writing but not cursive? Hmmm it's getting hard to read my posts around all the liquid paper. |
Crows stealing pebbles
Cynthia wrote: Well, the crows probably don't see it as stealing, but they've recently taken to flying off with the pebbles I've used to mulch around pot plants. Does anyone know why they do this? It's part of pre-season training. They stole the idea from Port Power. |
Crows stealing pebbles
Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. |
Crows stealing pebbles
Cynthia wrote:
Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Simple, put some strands of fishing line where they steal their diamonds. Flying into invisible fishing line un nerves them and they wont be back. |
Crows stealing pebbles
"Cynthia" wrote in message ... Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Hmmm we could go all Mythbusters on this one....a robotic, missile enabled scarecrow perhaps? |
Crows stealing pebbles
"Jonno" wrote in message ... Cynthia wrote: Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Simple, put some strands of fishing line where they steal their diamonds. Flying into invisible fishing line un nerves them and they wont be back. Just make sure hubby knows the fishing line's there too... |
Crows stealing pebbles
Unless you dont want him back either!!!!
"meeee" wrote in message ... "Jonno" wrote in message ... Cynthia wrote: Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Simple, put some strands of fishing line where they steal their diamonds. Flying into invisible fishing line un nerves them and they wont be back. Just make sure hubby knows the fishing line's there too... |
Crows stealing pebbles
LMAO....hmmm might be a plan...
"Jonno" wrote in message u... Unless you dont want him back either!!!! "meeee" wrote in message ... "Jonno" wrote in message ... Cynthia wrote: Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Simple, put some strands of fishing line where they steal their diamonds. Flying into invisible fishing line un nerves them and they wont be back. Just make sure hubby knows the fishing line's there too... |
Crows stealing pebbles
You women are so subtle these days...
"meeee" wrote in message ... LMAO....hmmm might be a plan... "Jonno" wrote in message u... Unless you dont want him back either!!!! "meeee" wrote in message ... "Jonno" wrote in message ... Cynthia wrote: Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Simple, put some strands of fishing line where they steal their diamonds. Flying into invisible fishing line un nerves them and they wont be back. Just make sure hubby knows the fishing line's there too... |
Crows stealing pebbles
Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head.
Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. "Jonno" wrote in message u... You women are so subtle these days... "meeee" wrote in message ... LMAO....hmmm might be a plan... "Jonno" wrote in message u... Unless you dont want him back either!!!! "meeee" wrote in message ... "Jonno" wrote in message ... Cynthia wrote: Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Simple, put some strands of fishing line where they steal their diamonds. Flying into invisible fishing line un nerves them and they wont be back. Just make sure hubby knows the fishing line's there too... |
Crows stealing pebbles
"meeee" wrote in message
... Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head. Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. i'm just kind of amazed you have a husband who can fly. if he's so talented, would you not want to keep him about the place with no head injuries? kylie |
Crows stealing pebbles
Yeah,but thats after youre married.
"meeee" wrote in message ... Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head. Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. "Jonno" wrote in message u... You women are so subtle these days... "meeee" wrote in message ... LMAO....hmmm might be a plan... "Jonno" wrote in message u... Unless you dont want him back either!!!! "meeee" wrote in message ... "Jonno" wrote in message ... Cynthia wrote: Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Simple, put some strands of fishing line where they steal their diamonds. Flying into invisible fishing line un nerves them and they wont be back. Just make sure hubby knows the fishing line's there too... |
Crows stealing pebbles
Wow another thinker.
BUT If she hits him wid de flying pan or is it the frying pan, what would she use to cook though? And she could also, maybe start her own circus, methinks. However this much like any other marriage, one sees flying saucers and another one sees flying pans. Others see stars and dont know what hit em. I think it be called love. Settle down ladies. its all in natures plan (To frustrate the hell out of each other) Crows are part of this game. Youre only a pawn in natures cruel game. "0tterbot" wrote in message ... "meeee" wrote in message ... Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head. Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. i'm just kind of amazed you have a husband who can fly. if he's so talented, would you not want to keep him about the place with no head injuries? kylie |
Crows stealing pebbles
"0tterbot" wrote in message ... "meeee" wrote in message ... Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head. Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. i'm just kind of amazed you have a husband who can fly. if he's so talented, would you not want to keep him about the place with no head injuries? kylie No, he just *thinks* he can fly. Probably as a result of the head injuries... |
Crows stealing pebbles
"Jonno" wrote in message u... Wow another thinker. BUT If she hits him wid de flying pan or is it the frying pan, what would she use to cook though? And she could also, maybe start her own circus, methinks. However this much like any other marriage, one sees flying saucers and another one sees flying pans. Others see stars and dont know what hit em. I think it be called love. Settle down ladies. its all in natures plan (To frustrate the hell out of each other) Crows are part of this game. Youre only a pawn in natures cruel game. LMAO...that's why you never buy your wife cast iron cookware "0tterbot" wrote in message ... "meeee" wrote in message ... Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head. Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. i'm just kind of amazed you have a husband who can fly. if he's so talented, would you not want to keep him about the place with no head injuries? kylie |
Crows stealing pebbles
Yeah, before you're married might put him off, so just use something light
like a broom until you've got him all legally bound. "Jonno" wrote in message ... Yeah,but thats after youre married. "meeee" wrote in message ... Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head. Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. "Jonno" wrote in message u... You women are so subtle these days... "meeee" wrote in message ... LMAO....hmmm might be a plan... "Jonno" wrote in message u... Unless you dont want him back either!!!! "meeee" wrote in message ... "Jonno" wrote in message ... Cynthia wrote: Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Simple, put some strands of fishing line where they steal their diamonds. Flying into invisible fishing line un nerves them and they wont be back. Just make sure hubby knows the fishing line's there too... |
Crows stealing pebbles
meeee wrote:
"Jonno" wrote in message u... Wow another thinker. BUT If she hits him wid de flying pan or is it the frying pan, what would she use to cook though? And she could also, maybe start her own circus, methinks. However this much like any other marriage, one sees flying saucers and another one sees flying pans. Others see stars and dont know what hit em. I think it be called love. Settle down ladies. its all in natures plan (To frustrate the hell out of each other) Crows are part of this game. Youre only a pawn in natures cruel game. LMAO...that's why you never buy your wife cast iron cookware "0tterbot" wrote in message ... "meeee" wrote in message ... Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head. Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. i'm just kind of amazed you have a husband who can fly. if he's so talented, would you not want to keep him about the place with no head injuries? kylie Cast Iron ? Hell no, too much weight to keep it up in the air. As an model aircraft flyer, aluminium is the way to go. ] |
Crows stealing pebbles
meeee wrote:
Yeah, before you're married might put him off, so just use something light like a broom until you've got him all legally bound. "Jonno" wrote in message ... Yeah,but thats after youre married. "meeee" wrote in message ... Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head. Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. "Jonno" wrote in message u... You women are so subtle these days... "meeee" wrote in message ... LMAO....hmmm might be a plan... "Jonno" wrote in message u... Unless you dont want him back either!!!! "meeee" wrote in message ... "Jonno" wrote in message ... Cynthia wrote: Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Simple, put some strands of fishing line where they steal their diamonds. Flying into invisible fishing line un nerves them and they wont be back. Just make sure hubby knows the fishing line's there too... And smile a lot to keep 'im of gaurd, e mite efan like domination. |
Crows stealing pebbles
"Jonno" wrote in message ... meeee wrote: "Jonno" wrote in message u... Wow another thinker. BUT If she hits him wid de flying pan or is it the frying pan, what would she use to cook though? And she could also, maybe start her own circus, methinks. However this much like any other marriage, one sees flying saucers and another one sees flying pans. Others see stars and dont know what hit em. I think it be called love. Settle down ladies. its all in natures plan (To frustrate the hell out of each other) Crows are part of this game. Youre only a pawn in natures cruel game. LMAO...that's why you never buy your wife cast iron cookware "0tterbot" wrote in message ... "meeee" wrote in message ... Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head. Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. i'm just kind of amazed you have a husband who can fly. if he's so talented, would you not want to keep him about the place with no head injuries? kylie Cast Iron ? Hell no, too much weight to keep it up in the air. As an model aircraft flyer, aluminium is the way to go. ] Hmmm but does it have the impact value of cast iron? Do you get that good, solid, 'BONNG" sound when you bop someone over the head with it? |
Crows stealing pebbles
"Jonno" wrote in message ... meeee wrote: Yeah, before you're married might put him off, so just use something light like a broom until you've got him all legally bound. "Jonno" wrote in message ... Yeah,but thats after youre married. "meeee" wrote in message ... Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head. Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. "Jonno" wrote in message u... You women are so subtle these days... "meeee" wrote in message ... LMAO....hmmm might be a plan... "Jonno" wrote in message u... Unless you dont want him back either!!!! "meeee" wrote in message ... "Jonno" wrote in message ... Cynthia wrote: Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Simple, put some strands of fishing line where they steal their diamonds. Flying into invisible fishing line un nerves them and they wont be back. Just make sure hubby knows the fishing line's there too... And smile a lot to keep 'im of gaurd, e mite efan like domination Most women's ideal hubby there....lol |
Crows stealing pebbles
meeee wrote:
"Jonno" wrote in message ... meeee wrote: "Jonno" wrote in message u... Wow another thinker. BUT If she hits him wid de flying pan or is it the frying pan, what would she use to cook though? And she could also, maybe start her own circus, methinks. However this much like any other marriage, one sees flying saucers and another one sees flying pans. Others see stars and dont know what hit em. I think it be called love. Settle down ladies. its all in natures plan (To frustrate the hell out of each other) Crows are part of this game. Youre only a pawn in natures cruel game. LMAO...that's why you never buy your wife cast iron cookware "0tterbot" wrote in message ... "meeee" wrote in message ... Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head. Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. i'm just kind of amazed you have a husband who can fly. if he's so talented, would you not want to keep him about the place with no head injuries? kylie Cast Iron ? Hell no, too much weight to keep it up in the air. As an model aircraft flyer, aluminium is the way to go. ] Hmmm but does it have the impact value of cast iron? Do you get that good, solid, 'BONNG" sound when you bop someone over the head with it? Hmmm if you get that sorta boing he would be dead with cast iron. It would hafta be 'is 'ead. Cartoons have a lot to answer for! Boing occurs when a thin metal hits a thick skull. Would you agree with that? |
Crows stealing pebbles
"Jonno" wrote in message ... meeee wrote: "Jonno" wrote in message ... meeee wrote: "Jonno" wrote in message u... Wow another thinker. BUT If she hits him wid de flying pan or is it the frying pan, what would she use to cook though? And she could also, maybe start her own circus, methinks. However this much like any other marriage, one sees flying saucers and another one sees flying pans. Others see stars and dont know what hit em. I think it be called love. Settle down ladies. its all in natures plan (To frustrate the hell out of each other) Crows are part of this game. Youre only a pawn in natures cruel game. LMAO...that's why you never buy your wife cast iron cookware "0tterbot" wrote in message ... "meeee" wrote in message ... Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head. Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. i'm just kind of amazed you have a husband who can fly. if he's so talented, would you not want to keep him about the place with no head injuries? kylie Cast Iron ? Hell no, too much weight to keep it up in the air. As an model aircraft flyer, aluminium is the way to go. ] Hmmm but does it have the impact value of cast iron? Do you get that good, solid, 'BONNG" sound when you bop someone over the head with it? Hmmm if you get that sorta boing he would be dead with cast iron. It would hafta be 'is 'ead. Cartoons have a lot to answer for! Boing occurs when a thin metal hits a thick skull. Would you agree with that? Depends how empty the head is I suppose....can't see fishing line being too healthy either...... |
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