The cat problem
 

My dogs ended up getting the mince meant for the cat. The stupid cat stolled
into the yard when the dogs were off the chain. Dogs 1 cat 0.

The cat problem
 

"SG1" wrote in message
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My dogs ended up getting the mince meant for the cat. The stupid cat
stolled into the yard when the dogs were off the chain. Dogs 1 cat 0.


Worst troll EVER.

The cat problem
 

OnTheWagon wrote:

"SG1" wrote in message
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My dogs ended up getting the mince meant for the cat. The stupid cat
stolled into the yard when the dogs were off the chain. Dogs 1 cat 0.


Worst troll EVER.

Obviously someone who doesn't understand cats.
You will note that he still had to feed the dogs, so they didn't catch
the cat. The funny part is going to be the continual barking of the
dogs when the cat gets its revenge by walking along the fence top.

Ours sits on top of one of the rainwater tanks and lets it tail hang
down. Yapper next door goes spastic whilst cat sleeps curled up in the
leaf filter/strainer.

The cat problem
 

"Terryc" wrote in message
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Obviously someone who doesn't understand cats.
You will note that he still had to feed the dogs, so they didn't catch
the cat. The funny part is going to be the continual barking of the
dogs when the cat gets its revenge by walking along the fence top.

Ours sits on top of one of the rainwater tanks and lets it tail hang
down. Yapper next door goes spastic whilst cat sleeps curled up in the
leaf filter/strainer.

you just don't realise the cat is spraying pee onto your water tank & you
are reaping the benefits :( Cats ought to be frozen now and enjoyed later.
Jock

The cat problem
 

"Jock" wrote in message
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"Terryc" wrote in message
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Obviously someone who doesn't understand cats.
You will note that he still had to feed the dogs, so they didn't catch
the cat. The funny part is going to be the continual barking of the
dogs when the cat gets its revenge by walking along the fence top.

Ours sits on top of one of the rainwater tanks and lets it tail hang
down. Yapper next door goes spastic whilst cat sleeps curled up in the
leaf filter/strainer.

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you just don't realise the cat is spraying pee onto your water tank & you
are reaping the benefits :(

you just don't realise cats don't wee where they sleep. we had one who would
climb into the kitchen sink & wee straight down the plughole (... i
discovered eventually ;-). but it goes without saying she didn't sleep
there.

Cats ought to be frozen now and enjoyed later.

no way. they are skinny and they taste bad.
kylie

The cat problem
 

"Terryc" wrote in message
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OnTheWagon wrote:

"SG1" wrote in message
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My dogs ended up getting the mince meant for the cat. The stupid cat
stolled into the yard when the dogs were off the chain. Dogs 1 cat 0.


Worst troll EVER.

Obviously someone who doesn't understand cats.
You will note that he still had to feed the dogs, so they didn't catch the
cat. The funny part is going to be the continual barking of the dogs when
the cat gets its revenge by walking along the fence top.

Ours sits on top of one of the rainwater tanks and lets it tail hang down.
Yapper next door goes spastic whilst cat sleeps curled up in the leaf
filter/strainer.

Cat is deceased. It fell out of a large tree ONTO the blue cattle dog who
took a very dim view of that. Cat is in local tip but not playing with the
other ferals living there.

The cat problem
 

"Terryc" wrote in message
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OnTheWagon wrote:

"SG1" wrote in message
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My dogs ended up getting the mince meant for the cat. The stupid cat
stolled into the yard when the dogs were off the chain. Dogs 1 cat 0.


Worst troll EVER.

Obviously someone who doesn't understand cats.
You will note that he still had to feed the dogs, so they didn't catch the
cat. The funny part is going to be the continual barking of the dogs when
the cat gets its revenge by walking along the fence top.

Ours sits on top of one of the rainwater tanks and lets it tail hang down.
Yapper next door goes spastic whilst cat sleeps curled up in the leaf
filter/strainer.

You have a problem with Dogs 1 Cat 0

The cat problem
 

Jock wrote:

you just don't realise the cat is spraying pee onto your water tank & you
are reaping the benefits :( Cats ought to be frozen now and enjoyed later.

Considering that the tank is for the vege garden, then yes we are
benefitting.

I guess that proves that females can pee standing up.

The cat problem
 

Jock wrote:
"Terryc" wrote in message
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Obviously someone who doesn't understand cats.
You will note that he still had to feed the dogs, so they didn't catch
the cat. The funny part is going to be the continual barking of the
dogs when the cat gets its revenge by walking along the fence top.

Ours sits on top of one of the rainwater tanks and lets it tail hang
down. Yapper next door goes spastic whilst cat sleeps curled up in the
leaf filter/strainer.

you just don't realise the cat is spraying pee onto your water tank & you
are reaping the benefits :( Cats ought to be frozen now and enjoyed later.
Jock

btw, I would just love the CSIRO to stop wasting efforts on rabbit
viruses and get stuck into a cat virus. The whole bloody country would
benefit. The country side would loose ferals and the city would loose
strays.

The cat problem
 

Problem is cats also kill rabbits.
So are both a pest and helpful.


Terryc wrote:
Jock wrote:
"Terryc" wrote in message
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Obviously someone who doesn't understand cats.
You will note that he still had to feed the dogs, so they didn't catch
the cat. The funny part is going to be the continual barking of the
dogs when the cat gets its revenge by walking along the fence top.

Ours sits on top of one of the rainwater tanks and lets it tail hang
down. Yapper next door goes spastic whilst cat sleeps curled up in the
leaf filter/strainer.

you just don't realise the cat is spraying pee onto your water tank &
you are reaping the benefits :( Cats ought to be frozen now and
enjoyed later.
Jock

btw, I would just love the CSIRO to stop wasting efforts on rabbit
viruses and get stuck into a cat virus. The whole bloody country would
benefit. The country side would loose ferals and the city would loose
strays.

The cat problem
 

How do you make a dog go Meow?

"SG1" wrote in message
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"Terryc" wrote in message
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OnTheWagon wrote:

"SG1" wrote in message
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My dogs ended up getting the mince meant for the cat. The stupid cat
stolled into the yard when the dogs were off the chain. Dogs 1 cat 0.


Worst troll EVER.

Obviously someone who doesn't understand cats.
You will note that he still had to feed the dogs, so they didn't catch
the cat. The funny part is going to be the continual barking of the dogs
when the cat gets its revenge by walking along the fence top.

Ours sits on top of one of the rainwater tanks and lets it tail hang
down. Yapper next door goes spastic whilst cat sleeps curled up in the
leaf filter/strainer.

You have a problem with Dogs 1 Cat 0

The cat problem
 

Freeze muttly, Bandsaw, Meeeooowww!
:(

"Geoff & Heather" wrote in message
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How do you make a dog go Meow?

"SG1" wrote in message
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"Terryc" wrote in message
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OnTheWagon wrote:

"SG1" wrote in message
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My dogs ended up getting the mince meant for the cat. The stupid cat
stolled into the yard when the dogs were off the chain. Dogs 1 cat 0.


Worst troll EVER.

Obviously someone who doesn't understand cats.
You will note that he still had to feed the dogs, so they didn't catch
the cat. The funny part is going to be the continual barking of the dogs
when the cat gets its revenge by walking along the fence top.

Ours sits on top of one of the rainwater tanks and lets it tail hang
down. Yapper next door goes spastic whilst cat sleeps curled up in the
leaf filter/strainer.

You have a problem with Dogs 1 Cat 0

The cat problem
 

Jonno wrote:
Problem is cats also kill rabbits.
So are both a pest and helpful.

lol, not a problem at all.
Cats don't actually kill that many rabbits, if at all.
1% of prey at best

The cat problem
 

And to get the feline to go woof

Add petrol & a lighted match in that order

The cat problem
 

"Geoff & Heather" wrote in message
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How do you make a dog go Meow?



You can make a dog go Meeooowwww

and you can also make a cat go Wooof