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David Hare-Scott[_2_] 16-12-2008 12:31 PM

Anybody need 5 tons of horsemeat?
 
We had a fence failure. The horses (11 of them) got into the vege garden.
Corn gone. Lettuces gone. Tomatoes stomped. I want to kill! Kill! KILL!

David


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Ross McKay[_2_] 16-12-2008 12:43 PM

Anybody need 5 tons of horsemeat?
 
On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:31:25 +1100, "David Hare-Scott" wrote:

We had a fence failure. The horses (11 of them) got into the vege garden.
Corn gone. Lettuces gone. Tomatoes stomped. I want to kill! Kill! KILL!


Maybe it's time to look at agisting on the *other* side of the creek ;-)
--
Ross McKay, Toronto, NSW Australia
"There is more to life than simply increasing its speed." - Gandhi

David Hare-Scott[_2_] 18-12-2008 03:03 AM

Anybody need 5 tons of horsemeat?
 
Ross McKay wrote:
On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:31:25 +1100, "David Hare-Scott" wrote:

We had a fence failure. The horses (11 of them) got into the vege
garden. Corn gone. Lettuces gone. Tomatoes stomped. I want to
kill! Kill! KILL!


Maybe it's time to look at agisting on the *other* side of the creek
;-)


I am curious, how did you know they were agisted and on this side of the
creek, or that there was one?

David


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Ross McKay[_2_] 18-12-2008 04:16 AM

Anybody need 5 tons of horsemeat?
 
On Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:03:25 +1100, "David Hare-Scott" wrote:

I am curious, how did you know they were agisted and on this side of the
creek, or that there was one?


HOGS. :)
--
Ross McKay, Toronto, NSW Australia
"The lawn could stand another mowing; funny, I don't even care"
- Elvis Costello

0tterbot 18-12-2008 10:44 PM

Anybody need 5 tons of horsemeat?
 
"David Hare-Scott" wrote in message
...
We had a fence failure. The horses (11 of them) got into the vege garden.
Corn gone. Lettuces gone. Tomatoes stomped. I want to kill! Kill! KILL!


it's odd how total garden destruction can turn the most mild-mannered person
absolutely homicidal.

i'll swap you a dead horse for a trailer load of ducks and wallabies!!!

but really, my sympathies. if they are your own horses, you will like them
again... eventually... one day.
kylie



David Hare-Scott[_2_] 19-12-2008 01:29 AM

Anybody need 5 tons of horsemeat?
 
Ross McKay wrote:
On Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:03:25 +1100, "David Hare-Scott" wrote:

I am curious, how did you know they were agisted and on this side of
the creek, or that there was one?


HOGS. :)


I knew that.....

David

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