Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote

In other news, Australian scientists have determined that
diet alcoholic drinks using artificial sweetners get you
drunk faster than their sugan-laden counterparts. If that
doesn't deserve a Nobel Prize, I don't know what does.

Where do you get this stuff from?

reading newspapers is a start

It is true:
http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=761662006

I woke up in a recycling bin.

If its not a dumpster, its the Chappaquiddick, eh, Tedward?

I haven't been in the Chappaquiddick in about fourty years.
At least to the best of my recollection, anyway.

Neither has Mary-Jo, Tedward. Or, rather, what's left of her.

Which isn't much, I'd imagine.

Like you don't have her preserved corpse stored in a jar in your
conservatory, attractively surrounded by bonsai and near the big carp
pool?