Wine Grape Bonsai Serial Killer
 

OK, I need help. I've spent hours and hours and I've come up with
next to nothing on this topic. Issue: I recently got a wine grape
bonsai. I love it... but I might as well be watering it with
gasoline. I'm killing it bad. This was given to me by a lady friend,
and if I kill it, she will exact revenge on me in ways too horrible to
describe. So... does anyone out there know how to care for a wine
grape bonsai?

Thanks in advance.

Daze