[IBC] Limerick Banter
 

Hello Bonsai Friends;
I would like to offer this bit of fluff as my
entry in the IBC pome contest.
-- Luther Burbank



A Bonsai beginner named Clive
Whose bonsai were barely alive,
He fed them each day
With warm Curds and Whey
But I doubt that they'll ever revive.
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.. . . I bet that won something! . . . did it . . .did it ?

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Take that! Mr. "pome" master!
I felt the spirit of my tree had been freed,
As my teachers' advice I did heed.
But all was "Alas!"
When my entire bonsai class
Voted me " the most likely to suck seed!"
Best Regards,
Daniel Avrin
Save the whales. Collect the whole set!

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