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Jonno[_18_] 16-02-2009 06:42 PM

Ripening pears
 

"FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message
...
"Jonno" wrote in message
"FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message
"Jonno" wrote in message
"FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message
"Jonno" wrote in message
I solve these problems by walking away before posting a grumpy reply.
If I'm still feeling grumpy, I'd change my personal habits...
People do forget...
E's sorry! Now straighten out Farm1... (grin!)
He's now got three problems 1) his pears
2) his memory
3) You being grumpy in
some remote faraway place, god knows where. But he cares enough to
say sorry....
I only have one question Farm1 Do you want to be renamed GRUMPY?

No. I'd rather be Sleepy.

Yer gomnna get Dopey if youre not nice! or could be cursed by being
Sneezy....

But Dopey is already taken so I think I'll let you keep it.

Ok Youre cursed with Dopey...
Ya havent been nice lately....


But of course you obviously think that you've been as nice as pie. A
classic case of the pot calling the kettle black.


Of course I have been nice! I could have done worse and called you other
names.
I dont think that at all.
Some of us "avent" got a good memory, or forget about things.
As far as classical goes, that saying definitely goes back to the dark
ages...and could be showing your age...




Billy[_7_] 17-02-2009 01:58 AM

Ripening pears
 
In article ,
"Jonno" wrote:

"FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message
...
"Jonno" wrote in message
"FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message
"Jonno" wrote in message
"FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message
"Jonno" wrote in message
I solve these problems by walking away before posting a grumpy reply.
If I'm still feeling grumpy, I'd change my personal habits...
People do forget...
E's sorry! Now straighten out Farm1... (grin!)
He's now got three problems 1) his pears
2) his memory
3) You being grumpy in
some remote faraway place, god knows where. But he cares enough to
say sorry....
I only have one question Farm1 Do you want to be renamed GRUMPY?

No. I'd rather be Sleepy.

Yer gomnna get Dopey if youre not nice! or could be cursed by being
Sneezy....

But Dopey is already taken so I think I'll let you keep it.

Ok Youre cursed with Dopey...
Ya havent been nice lately....


But of course you obviously think that you've been as nice as pie. A
classic case of the pot calling the kettle black.


Of course I have been nice! I could have done worse and called you other
names.
I dont think that at all.
Some of us "avent" got a good memory, or forget about things.
As far as classical goes, that saying definitely goes back to the dark
ages...and could be showing your age...


Bwahahahaha.

I mean, a lovely parry. Do continue ;O)
--

Billy
Kleptocrats Behind Bars
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7843430.stm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVTf...ef=patrick.net

Jonno[_18_] 17-02-2009 02:39 AM

Ripening pears
 

"Billy" wrote in message
...
In article ,
"Jonno" wrote:

"FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message
...
"Jonno" wrote in message
"FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message
"Jonno" wrote in message
"FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message
"Jonno" wrote in message
I solve these problems by walking away before posting a grumpy
reply.
If I'm still feeling grumpy, I'd change my personal habits...
People do forget...
E's sorry! Now straighten out Farm1... (grin!)
He's now got three problems 1) his pears
2) his memory
3) You being grumpy in
some remote faraway place, god knows where. But he cares enough to
say sorry....
I only have one question Farm1 Do you want to be renamed
GRUMPY?

No. I'd rather be Sleepy.

Yer gomnna get Dopey if youre not nice! or could be cursed by being
Sneezy....

But Dopey is already taken so I think I'll let you keep it.

Ok Youre cursed with Dopey...
Ya havent been nice lately....

But of course you obviously think that you've been as nice as pie. A
classic case of the pot calling the kettle black.


Of course I have been nice! I could have done worse and called you other
names.
I dont think that at all.
Some of us "avent" got a good memory, or forget about things.
As far as classical goes, that saying definitely goes back to the dark
ages...and could be showing your age...


Bwahahahaha.

I mean, a lovely parry. Do continue ;O)
--

Nuh, I was ticking up for someone .
Emails can be so easy to miss, and those that write them, tend remember
writing them,
but if you havent seen it its so easy to miss or even forget.
Long winded replies are inclined to be forgoten
No need to be Grumpy.
Dopey or even tarry to parry thrust or try to make a farm1 bite the dust
He/She's quite sweet most of the time....
I still dont know what gender.



Billy
Kleptocrats Behind Bars
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7843430.stm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVTf...ef=patrick.net



Billy[_7_] 17-02-2009 05:55 AM

Ripening pears
 
In article ,
"Jonno" wrote:

"Billy" wrote in message
...
In article ,
"Jonno" wrote:

"FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message
...
"Jonno" wrote in message
"FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message
"Jonno" wrote in message
"FarmI" ask@itshall be given wrote in message
"Jonno" wrote in message
I solve these problems by walking away before posting a grumpy
reply.
If I'm still feeling grumpy, I'd change my personal habits...
People do forget...
E's sorry! Now straighten out Farm1... (grin!)
He's now got three problems 1) his pears
2) his memory
3) You being grumpy in
some remote faraway place, god knows where. But he cares enough to
say sorry....
I only have one question Farm1 Do you want to be renamed
GRUMPY?

No. I'd rather be Sleepy.

Yer gomnna get Dopey if youre not nice! or could be cursed by being
Sneezy....

But Dopey is already taken so I think I'll let you keep it.

Ok Youre cursed with Dopey...
Ya havent been nice lately....

But of course you obviously think that you've been as nice as pie. A
classic case of the pot calling the kettle black.

Of course I have been nice! I could have done worse and called you other
names.
I dont think that at all.
Some of us "avent" got a good memory, or forget about things.
As far as classical goes, that saying definitely goes back to the dark
ages...and could be showing your age...


Bwahahahaha.

I mean, a lovely parry. Do continue ;O)
--

Nuh, I was ticking up for someone .
Emails can be so easy to miss, and those that write them, tend remember
writing them,
but if you havent seen it its so easy to miss or even forget.
Long winded replies are inclined to be forgoten
No need to be Grumpy.
Dopey or even tarry to parry thrust or try to make a farm1 bite the dust
He/She's quite sweet most of the time....
I still dont know what gender.


Claims to have a husband. Around here, that's usually a female, but
the times they are a changin'.

She is sweet. She'll settle for a draw, but she won't lose. Just
you watch out for your groin.
--

Billy
Kleptocrats Behind Bars
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7843430.stm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVTf...ef=patrick.net

Jonno[_18_] 18-02-2009 03:17 AM

Ripening pears
 



No. I'd rather be Sleepy.

Yer gomnna get Dopey if youre not nice! or could be cursed by
being
Sneezy....

But Dopey is already taken so I think I'll let you keep it.

Ok Youre cursed with Dopey...
Ya havent been nice lately....

But of course you obviously think that you've been as nice as pie.
A
classic case of the pot calling the kettle black.

Of course I have been nice! I could have done worse and called you
other
names.
I dont think that at all.
Some of us "avent" got a good memory, or forget about things.
As far as classical goes, that saying definitely goes back to the dark
ages...and could be showing your age...

Bwahahahaha.

I mean, a lovely parry. Do continue ;O)
--

Nuh, I was ticking up for someone .
Emails can be so easy to miss, and those that write them, tend remember
writing them,
but if you havent seen it its so easy to miss or even forget.
Long winded replies are inclined to be forgoten
No need to be Grumpy.
Dopey or even tarry to parry thrust or try to make a farm1 bite the dust
He/She's quite sweet most of the time....
I still dont know what gender.


Claims to have a husband. Around here, that's usually a female, but
the times they are a changin'.

She is sweet. She'll settle for a draw, but she won't lose. Just
you watch out for your groin.

Jonno said teasingly Wow watta woman!
I bet she's only 5ft 2 too...



Billy
Kleptocrats Behind Bars
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7843430.stm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVTf...ef=patrick.net



FarmI 01-03-2009 11:47 AM

Ripening pears
 
"Jonno" wrote in message

Jonno said teasingly Wow watta woman!
I bet she's only 5ft 2 too...


If I was so short, I'm sure I'd tower over you.



mackbrez 01-06-2011 08:23 PM

Well it's big of you to say so. But don't get too put out by a snarly session on my part. Given the bits that's accident in Victoria at the moment a accessory face ripping on usenet is absolutely extraneous in the great scheme of things.


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