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I eat gras
I think I have a little bit cow DNA in my body, because I really like
gras, it tastes great. Mooo! |
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I think I have a little bit cow DNA in my body, because I really like gras, it tastes great. Mooo! I hate to feed the trolls but here goes: A lawyer was driving up to a toll booth in NJ when he saw a man eating grass on the side of the higway. He paid his toll and pulled over to the man and asked what he was doing. The man told the lawyer that he was so down on his luck that he had to eat grass. "Get in the car" the lawyer told the man. "I can't, I have a wife and kids living under the bridge". "Bring them too", declaired the lawyer! They all jumped in the car. "But wait a minute" the man screamed. There is an old grandfather on the other side of the bridge. Can we bring him?" Sure, tell him to come along. Jumping into the car they were thankfull that their souls had been saved. "We can't thank you enough" the man declaired. For taking care of all of us how can we thank you? "No problem" the lawyer exclaimed. "The grass at my house has got to be a foot tall............................" ****** Budump bump |
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I eat gras
I dunno... I guess I'll have to ruminate on that question.
Ray "George Wolf" wrote in message ... 100,000,000 cows can't be wrong! Or can they??? From: (Craig Watts) Organization: AT&T Worldnet Newsgroups: rec.gardens.edible Date: Fri, 09 Apr 2004 02:20:10 GMT Subject: I eat gras I think I have a little bit cow DNA in my body, because I really like gras, it tastes great. Mooo! I hate to feed the trolls but here goes: A lawyer was driving up to a toll booth in NJ when he saw a man eating grass on the side of the higway. He paid his toll and pulled over to the man and asked what he was doing. The man told the lawyer that he was so down on his luck that he had to eat grass. "Get in the car" the lawyer told the man. "I can't, I have a wife and kids living under the bridge". "Bring them too", declaired the lawyer! They all jumped in the car. "But wait a minute" the man screamed. There is an old grandfather on the other side of the bridge. Can we bring him?" Sure, tell him to come along. Jumping into the car they were thankfull that their souls had been saved. "We can't thank you enough" the man declaired. For taking care of all of us how can we thank you? "No problem" the lawyer exclaimed. "The grass at my house has got to be a foot tall............................" ****** Budump bump |
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"Ray Drouillard" wrote in message ...
I dunno... I guess I'll have to ruminate on that question. Ray I think we milked this thread for all it was worth. |
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Katra wrote:
In article , (simy1) wrote: "Ray Drouillard" wrote in message ... I dunno... I guess I'll have to ruminate on that question. Ray I think we milked this thread for all it was worth. I'm sure we cud come up with udder puns if we try hard enough... I guess it could be said that you are having a pasture day with this one. SCNR, -- Douglas |
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I eat gras
"Douglas Hunter" wrote in message
... Katra wrote: In article , (simy1) wrote: "Ray Drouillard" wrote in message ... I dunno... I guess I'll have to ruminate on that question. Ray I think we milked this thread for all it was worth. I'm sure we cud come up with udder puns if we try hard enough... I guess it could be said that you are having a pasture day with this one. Talk about a mooooooot point. |
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"Ken Anderson" wrote: "Douglas Hunter" wrote in message ... Katra wrote: In article , (simy1) wrote: "Ray Drouillard" wrote in message ... I dunno... I guess I'll have to ruminate on that question. Ray I think we milked this thread for all it was worth. I'm sure we cud come up with udder puns if we try hard enough... I guess it could be said that you are having a pasture day with this one. Talk about a mooooooot point. The steaks just got raised: http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm -- Sprout the Mung Bean to reply... ,,Cat's Haven Hobby Farm,,Katraatcenturyteldotnet,, http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...user id=katra |
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I eat gras
Katra wrote in message ...
In article , "Ken Anderson" wrote: "Douglas Hunter" wrote in message ... Katra wrote: In article , (simy1) wrote: "Ray Drouillard" wrote in message ... I dunno... I guess I'll have to ruminate on that question. Ray I think we milked this thread for all it was worth. I'm sure we cud come up with udder puns if we try hard enough... I guess it could be said that you are having a pasture day with this one. Talk about a mooooooot point. The steaks just got raised: http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm r.g.e = standup comedians on the hoof. |
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