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Darryl Okahata 10-08-2004 05:44 PM

"Stan Goodman" writes:

I don't have "parking strips", whatever they may be, and I am not near a
sidewalk. But I understand you to be telling me to put out some
water-filled two-liter bottles along the property line, and to expect that
they will prevent the passage of dogs. Have I got it right? I do this when
the moon is full, right? I don't need any holly stakes or anything like
that?


While it may be an old wives' tale, something like this is followed
in other parts of the world: in Hawaii, people sometimes put out large
glass bottles of water (gallon jugs or so) around their yard to
"discourage" dogs and cats from going to the bathroom there.

--
Darryl Okahata


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constitute the support, opinion, or policy of Agilent Technologies, or
of the little green men that have been following him all day.

Stan Goodman 10-08-2004 10:28 PM

Diogs where they don't belong
 
On Tue, 10 Aug 2004 16:44:04 UTC, Darryl Okahata
opined:
"Stan Goodman" writes:

I don't have "parking strips", whatever they may be, and I am not near a
sidewalk. But I understand you to be telling me to put out some
water-filled two-liter bottles along the property line, and to expect that
they will prevent the passage of dogs. Have I got it right? I do this when
the moon is full, right? I don't need any holly stakes or anything like
that?


While it may be an old wives' tale, something like this is followed
in other parts of the world: in Hawaii, people sometimes put out large
glass bottles of water (gallon jugs or so) around their yard to
"discourage" dogs and cats from going to the bathroom there.


I have no doubt of it, there is no limit to the foolishness of ignorant
people. I have seen apparently rational people swear that they are getting
energy out of a crystal hanging around their neck -- not much different from
expecting water bottles to influence the bladder and bowel discharges of
cats and dogs.

--
Stan Goodman
Qiryat Tiv'on
Israel

Saddam is gone. Ceterum, censeo Arafat esse delendam.

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Darryl Okahata 11-08-2004 03:44 PM

Diogs where they don't belong
 
"Stan Goodman" writes:

While it may be an old wives' tale, something like this is followed
in other parts of the world: in Hawaii, people sometimes put out large
glass bottles of water (gallon jugs or so) around their yard to
"discourage" dogs and cats from going to the bathroom there.


I have no doubt of it, there is no limit to the foolishness of ignorant
people. I have seen apparently rational people swear that they are getting
energy out of a crystal hanging around their neck -- not much different from
expecting water bottles to influence the bladder and bowel discharges of
cats and dogs.


Well, I think the "theory" is that dogs and cats are more reluctant
to go to the bathroom around water. I have no idea how true this is.

--
Darryl Okahata


DISCLAIMER: this message is the author's personal opinion and does not
constitute the support, opinion, or policy of Agilent Technologies, or
of the little green men that have been following him all day.


Darryl Okahata 11-08-2004 03:44 PM

"Stan Goodman" writes:

While it may be an old wives' tale, something like this is followed
in other parts of the world: in Hawaii, people sometimes put out large
glass bottles of water (gallon jugs or so) around their yard to
"discourage" dogs and cats from going to the bathroom there.


I have no doubt of it, there is no limit to the foolishness of ignorant
people. I have seen apparently rational people swear that they are getting
energy out of a crystal hanging around their neck -- not much different from
expecting water bottles to influence the bladder and bowel discharges of
cats and dogs.


Well, I think the "theory" is that dogs and cats are more reluctant
to go to the bathroom around water. I have no idea how true this is.

--
Darryl Okahata


DISCLAIMER: this message is the author's personal opinion and does not
constitute the support, opinion, or policy of Agilent Technologies, or
of the little green men that have been following him all day.


Stan Goodman 11-08-2004 04:20 PM

On Wed, 11 Aug 2004 14:44:26 UTC, Darryl Okahata
opined:
"Stan Goodman" writes:

While it may be an old wives' tale, something like this is followed
in other parts of the world: in Hawaii, people sometimes put out large
glass bottles of water (gallon jugs or so) around their yard to
"discourage" dogs and cats from going to the bathroom there.


I have no doubt of it, there is no limit to the foolishness of ignorant
people. I have seen apparently rational people swear that they are getting
energy out of a crystal hanging around their neck -- not much different from
expecting water bottles to influence the bladder and bowel discharges of
cats and dogs.


Well, I think the "theory" is that dogs and cats are more reluctant
to go to the bathroom around water. I have no idea how true this is.


That may well be true; it makes evolutionary sense for clients of the
waterhole to avoid fouling it.

On the other hand, it isn't clear that dogs and other non-human mammals can
perceive that a glass bottle has water inside. Or, if they could, that the
column of water it contains is equivalent to a pool from which water can be
lapped up.

--
Stan Goodman
Qiryat Tiv'on
Israel

Saddam is gone. Ceterum, censeo Arafat esse delendam.

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12-08-2004 01:43 AM

you're welcome for my time because i offered it in good faith. and hey!!
you know what? i used my REAL email address without any b.s. pumped into
it. so don't get funky. why don't YOU spend some time and look it up!!!!!!

From: "Stan Goodman"
Newsgroups: rec.gardens.edible
Date: 9 Aug 2004 21:15:08 GMT
Subject: Diogs where they don't belong

On Mon, 9 Aug 2004 18:57:11 UTC, opined:
in australia, and this might only work in australia...i don't know...it's
worth a try, though. in australia (as i was saying) they fill up those
2-litre plastic pop bottles with plain old water and they place these
bottles on the parking strips and the dogs will not pass these bottles to
get to the other side of the sidewalk!!!!!!!!!

like i said...try it.


I don't have "parking strips", whatever they may be, and I am not near a
sidewalk. But I understand you to be telling me to put out some
water-filled two-liter bottles along the property line, and to expect that
they will prevent the passage of dogs. Have I got it right? I do this when
the moon is full, right? I don't need any holly stakes or anything like
that?



12-08-2004 01:43 AM

Diogs where they don't belong
 
you're welcome for my time because i offered it in good faith. and hey!!
you know what? i used my REAL email address without any b.s. pumped into
it. so don't get funky. why don't YOU spend some time and look it up!!!!!!

From: "Stan Goodman"
Newsgroups: rec.gardens.edible
Date: 9 Aug 2004 21:15:08 GMT
Subject: Diogs where they don't belong

On Mon, 9 Aug 2004 18:57:11 UTC, opined:
in australia, and this might only work in australia...i don't know...it's
worth a try, though. in australia (as i was saying) they fill up those
2-litre plastic pop bottles with plain old water and they place these
bottles on the parking strips and the dogs will not pass these bottles to
get to the other side of the sidewalk!!!!!!!!!

like i said...try it.


I don't have "parking strips", whatever they may be, and I am not near a
sidewalk. But I understand you to be telling me to put out some
water-filled two-liter bottles along the property line, and to expect that
they will prevent the passage of dogs. Have I got it right? I do this when
the moon is full, right? I don't need any holly stakes or anything like
that?



Stan Goodman 12-08-2004 12:42 PM

Diogs where they don't belong
 
On Thu, 12 Aug 2004 00:43:45 UTC, opined:

you're welcome for my time because i offered it in good faith. and hey!!
you know what? i used my REAL email address without any b.s. pumped into
it. so don't get funky. why don't YOU spend some time and look it up!!!!!!


I can't apologize for my doubt or for my bemused reaction, which seemed
pretty well to match the nature of the suggestion.

I have no idea what offends you about my email address, which is a REAL and
VALID address (no bullshit, if that's what you mean by "b.s."), disguised
from harvesting bots, yet readable by humans. The fact that you don't do
something like that may explain the mountain of spam/junk mail you find in
your inbox (I get none at all). There is no particular virtue in making
yourself and your ISP the target of malicious spammers and virus
distributors -- especially for Outlook users like yourself.

I am not sure what "funky" can mean in this context; I'm sure I could look
that up, if it seemed worthwhile.

From: "Stan Goodman"
Newsgroups: rec.gardens.edible
Date: 9 Aug 2004 21:15:08 GMT
Subject: Diogs where they don't belong

On Mon, 9 Aug 2004 18:57:11 UTC, opined:
in australia, and this might only work in australia...i don't know...it's
worth a try, though. in australia (as i was saying) they fill up those
2-litre plastic pop bottles with plain old water and they place these
bottles on the parking strips and the dogs will not pass these bottles to
get to the other side of the sidewalk!!!!!!!!!

like i said...try it.


I don't have "parking strips", whatever they may be, and I am not near a
sidewalk. But I understand you to be telling me to put out some
water-filled two-liter bottles along the property line, and to expect that
they will prevent the passage of dogs. Have I got it right? I do this when
the moon is full, right? I don't need any holly stakes or anything like
that?


--
Stan Goodman
Qiryat Tiv'on
Israel

Saddam is gone. Ceterum, censeo Arafat esse delendam.

To send me email, please replace the CAPITAL_LETTERS with "sig". Please do
not send me HTML-formatted messages.Please do not send me attachments
without telling me beforehand.


Stan Goodman 12-08-2004 12:42 PM

On Thu, 12 Aug 2004 00:43:45 UTC, opined:

you're welcome for my time because i offered it in good faith. and hey!!
you know what? i used my REAL email address without any b.s. pumped into
it. so don't get funky. why don't YOU spend some time and look it up!!!!!!


I can't apologize for my doubt or for my bemused reaction, which seemed
pretty well to match the nature of the suggestion.

I have no idea what offends you about my email address, which is a REAL and
VALID address (no bullshit, if that's what you mean by "b.s."), disguised
from harvesting bots, yet readable by humans. The fact that you don't do
something like that may explain the mountain of spam/junk mail you find in
your inbox (I get none at all). There is no particular virtue in making
yourself and your ISP the target of malicious spammers and virus
distributors -- especially for Outlook users like yourself.

I am not sure what "funky" can mean in this context; I'm sure I could look
that up, if it seemed worthwhile.

From: "Stan Goodman"
Newsgroups: rec.gardens.edible
Date: 9 Aug 2004 21:15:08 GMT
Subject: Diogs where they don't belong

On Mon, 9 Aug 2004 18:57:11 UTC, opined:
in australia, and this might only work in australia...i don't know...it's
worth a try, though. in australia (as i was saying) they fill up those
2-litre plastic pop bottles with plain old water and they place these
bottles on the parking strips and the dogs will not pass these bottles to
get to the other side of the sidewalk!!!!!!!!!

like i said...try it.


I don't have "parking strips", whatever they may be, and I am not near a
sidewalk. But I understand you to be telling me to put out some
water-filled two-liter bottles along the property line, and to expect that
they will prevent the passage of dogs. Have I got it right? I do this when
the moon is full, right? I don't need any holly stakes or anything like
that?


--
Stan Goodman
Qiryat Tiv'on
Israel

Saddam is gone. Ceterum, censeo Arafat esse delendam.

To send me email, please replace the CAPITAL_LETTERS with "sig". Please do
not send me HTML-formatted messages.Please do not send me attachments
without telling me beforehand.


Susan K. Wehe 14-08-2004 02:20 AM

No cameras, but they should have told you that being naked is a requirement in
order to make it work.

susan

wrote:

in australia, and this might only work in australia...i don't know...it's
worth a try, though. in australia (as i was saying) they fill up those
2-litre plastic pop bottles with plain old water and they place these
bottles on the parking strips and the dogs will not pass these bottles to
get to the other side of the sidewalk!!!!!!!!!

like i said...try it.

From: "Stan Goodman"
Newsgroups: rec.gardens.edible
Date: 26 Jul 2004 21:00:48 GMT
Subject: Diogs where they don't belong

What can I do to discourage feral, and not so feral, dogs from coming into
my property both in daylight and at night, crapping here and there as the
spirit moves them (no pun intended), and making threatening noises at me?

--
Stan Goodman
Qiryat Tiv'on
Israel

Saddam is gone. Ceterum, censeo Arafat esse delendam.

To send me email, please replace the CAPITAL_LETTERS with "sig". Please do
not send me HTML-formatted messages.Please do not send me attachments
without telling me beforehand.



Susan K. Wehe 14-08-2004 02:20 AM

No cameras, but they should have told you that being naked is a requirement in
order to make it work.

susan

wrote:

in australia, and this might only work in australia...i don't know...it's
worth a try, though. in australia (as i was saying) they fill up those
2-litre plastic pop bottles with plain old water and they place these
bottles on the parking strips and the dogs will not pass these bottles to
get to the other side of the sidewalk!!!!!!!!!

like i said...try it.

From: "Stan Goodman"
Newsgroups: rec.gardens.edible
Date: 26 Jul 2004 21:00:48 GMT
Subject: Diogs where they don't belong

What can I do to discourage feral, and not so feral, dogs from coming into
my property both in daylight and at night, crapping here and there as the
spirit moves them (no pun intended), and making threatening noises at me?

--
Stan Goodman
Qiryat Tiv'on
Israel

Saddam is gone. Ceterum, censeo Arafat esse delendam.

To send me email, please replace the CAPITAL_LETTERS with "sig". Please do
not send me HTML-formatted messages.Please do not send me attachments
without telling me beforehand.




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