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joan brown 10-05-2007 11:54 AM

Easily Increase Fertility
 
If you have had all the tests: ultra sounds, dye tests, semen analysis
and the results were fine but you still fail to conceive then chances
are that you and/or your partner have low sexual energy and all you
need is to strengthen it a tiny bit (it could take only a few weeks)
and you will succeed. If you have had tests and the results were not
good you are likely to be very low on sexual energy and what you are
reading right now could genuinely be the most important thing you have
ever read. You can strengthen your sexual energy and you can overcome
physical problems as a result.
Low sperm count, even defective sperm can easily be fixed by
increasing sexual energy as can irregular periods, anovulation and any
other problem with the reproductive organs...
You can search and search for the reason for your inability to
conceive and while you only look in the general direction of the
western medical establishment you will not find anything that works
directly on your sexual organs, to strengthen them and make you more
fertile. They may tell you to eat better, do more exercise or take
vitamins which is all well and good as whatever makes you healthier
will help your sexual organs but none of their advise will work
directly on the organs themselves.
The methods I have learned worked extremely quickly and my husband and
I could actually feel it working. Its like when you do exercise and
you can feel yourself becoming fitter and healthier, we could really
feel our sexual energy increasing and our sexual organs becoming
stronger. We had tried everything else we could find accept for IVF
and for 5 years nothing happened. 2 Months after starting with these
ancient Taoist methods I was pregnant!
http://fertilityswl.blogspot.com/#


FragileWarrior 10-05-2007 12:08 PM

Easily Increase Fertility
 
joan brown illiterate spammer, wrote:

If you have had all the tests: ultra sounds, dye tests, semen analysis
and the results were fine


Seems like a lot of testing when a simple soil test would have told you all
you needed to know.

Persephone 10-05-2007 05:25 PM

Easily Increase Fertility
 
On 10 May 2007 03:54:08 -0700, joan brown
wrote:

If you have had all the tests: ultra sounds, dye tests, semen analysis
and the results were fine but you still fail to conceive then chances
are that you and/or your partner have low sexual energy and all you
need is to strengthen it a tiny bit (it could take only a few weeks)
and you will succeed. If you have had tests and the results were not
good you are likely to be very low on sexual energy and what you are
reading right now could genuinely be the most important thing you have
ever read. You can strengthen your sexual energy and you can overcome
physical problems as a result.
Low sperm count, even defective sperm can easily be fixed by
increasing sexual energy as can irregular periods, anovulation and any
other problem with the reproductive organs...
You can search and search for the reason for your inability to
conceive and while you only look in the general direction of the
western medical establishment you will not find anything that works
directly on your sexual organs, to strengthen them and make you more
fertile. They may tell you to eat better, do more exercise or take
vitamins which is all well and good as whatever makes you healthier
will help your sexual organs but none of their advise will work
directly on the organs themselves.
The methods I have learned worked extremely quickly and my husband and
I could actually feel it working. Its like when you do exercise and
you can feel yourself becoming fitter and healthier, we could really
feel our sexual energy increasing and our sexual organs becoming
stronger. We had tried everything else we could find accept for IVF
and for 5 years nothing happened. 2 Months after starting with these
ancient Taoist methods I was pregnant!
http://fertilityswl.blogspot.com/#


Y'know, every time I think I've seen every possible kind of OT/spam,
somebody comes along and blasts my preconceptions (heh, heh)
out of the water.

Persephone




FragileWarrior 10-05-2007 06:18 PM

Easily Increase Fertility
 
Persephone wrote in :

Y'know, every time I think I've seen every possible kind of OT/spam,
somebody comes along and blasts my preconceptions (heh, heh)
out of the water.


You're just egging them on now.

pregnant pause

Cheryl Isaak 10-05-2007 06:35 PM

Easily Increase Fertility
 
On 5/10/07 1:18 PM, in article ,
"FragileWarrior" wrote:

Persephone wrote in :

Y'know, every time I think I've seen every possible kind of OT/spam,
somebody comes along and blasts my preconceptions (heh, heh)
out of the water.


You're just egging them on now.

pregnant pause


Does any one else find the juxtaposition between this thread and the latest
rabbit thread just to ironic...

Wonder what Smiling Bob thinks...

Cheryl


William Rose 10-05-2007 06:50 PM

Easily Increase Fertility
 
In article ,
Cheryl Isaak wrote:

On 5/10/07 1:18 PM, in article ,
"FragileWarrior" wrote:

Persephone wrote in :

Y'know, every time I think I've seen every possible kind of OT/spam,
somebody comes along and blasts my preconceptions (heh, heh)
out of the water.


You're just egging them on now.

pregnant pause


Does any one else find the juxtaposition between this thread and the latest
rabbit thread just to ironic...

Wonder what Smiling Bob thinks...

Cheryl


Unbearable!

- Bill
Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (mostly)

FragileWarrior 10-05-2007 11:59 PM

Easily Increase Fertility
 
Janet Baraclough wrote in
:

The message
from FragileWarrior contains these
words:

Persephone wrote in
:


Y'know, every time I think I've seen every possible kind of
OT/spam, somebody comes along and blasts my preconceptions (heh,
heh) out of the water.


You're just egging them on now.


pregnant pause


Come on now, this is a gardening group.

I wonder what sort of germination rate Onan managed.

Janet.


I dig where you're comin' from.

Cheryl Isaak 11-05-2007 01:36 AM

Easily Increase Fertility
 
On 5/10/07 1:50 PM, in article
, "William
Rose" wrote:

In article ,
Cheryl Isaak wrote:

On 5/10/07 1:18 PM, in article ,
"FragileWarrior" wrote:

Persephone wrote in :

Y'know, every time I think I've seen every possible kind of OT/spam,
somebody comes along and blasts my preconceptions (heh, heh)
out of the water.


You're just egging them on now.

pregnant pause


Does any one else find the juxtaposition between this thread and the latest
rabbit thread just to ironic...

Wonder what Smiling Bob thinks...

Cheryl


Unbearable!

- Bill
Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (mostly)


A few bears would take care of the rabbits?


Persephone 11-05-2007 03:35 AM

Easily Increase Fertility
 
On Thu, 10 May 2007 20:36:31 -0400, Cheryl Isaak
wrote:

On 5/10/07 1:50 PM, in article
, "William
Rose" wrote:

In article ,
Cheryl Isaak wrote:

On 5/10/07 1:18 PM, in article ,
"FragileWarrior" wrote:

Persephone wrote in :

Y'know, every time I think I've seen every possible kind of OT/spam,
somebody comes along and blasts my preconceptions (heh, heh)
out of the water.


You're just egging them on now.

pregnant pause

Does any one else find the juxtaposition between this thread and the latest
rabbit thread just to ironic...

Wonder what Smiling Bob thinks...

Cheryl


Unbearable!

- Bill
Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (mostly)


A few bears would take care of the rabbits?


Sirrah! I sperm your rabbit-hostile suggestion!

Persephone




William Rose 11-05-2007 06:25 AM

Easily Increase Fertility
 
In article , Persephone
wrote:

On Thu, 10 May 2007 20:36:31 -0400, Cheryl Isaak
wrote:

On 5/10/07 1:50 PM, in article
, "William
Rose" wrote:

In article ,
Cheryl Isaak wrote:

On 5/10/07 1:18 PM, in article
,
"FragileWarrior" wrote:

Persephone wrote in :

Y'know, every time I think I've seen every possible kind of OT/spam,
somebody comes along and blasts my preconceptions (heh, heh)
out of the water.


You're just egging them on now.

pregnant pause

Does any one else find the juxtaposition between this thread and the
latest
rabbit thread just to ironic...

Wonder what Smiling Bob thinks...

Cheryl

Unbearable!

- Bill
Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (mostly)


A few bears would take care of the rabbits?


Sirrah! I sperm your rabbit-hostile suggestion!

Persephone


Sirrah (Sirah? sp) she ejaculated. In that case, I presume we are past
any preconceptions.

- Bill
Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (Is it getting hot in here?)

Cheryl Isaak 11-05-2007 11:24 AM

Easily Increase Fertility
 
On 5/11/07 1:25 AM, in article
, "William
Rose" wrote:

In article , Persephone
wrote:

On Thu, 10 May 2007 20:36:31 -0400, Cheryl Isaak
wrote:

On 5/10/07 1:50 PM, in article
, "William
Rose" wrote:

In article ,
Cheryl Isaak wrote:

On 5/10/07 1:18 PM, in article
,
"FragileWarrior" wrote:

Persephone wrote in :

Y'know, every time I think I've seen every possible kind of OT/spam,
somebody comes along and blasts my preconceptions (heh, heh)
out of the water.


You're just egging them on now.

pregnant pause

Does any one else find the juxtaposition between this thread and the
latest
rabbit thread just to ironic...

Wonder what Smiling Bob thinks...

Cheryl

Unbearable!

- Bill
Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (mostly)

A few bears would take care of the rabbits?


Sirrah! I sperm your rabbit-hostile suggestion!

Persephone


Sirrah (Sirah? sp) she ejaculated. In that case, I presume we are past
any preconceptions.

- Bill
Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (Is it getting hot in here?)



ROTFL


mleblanca 11-05-2007 04:40 PM

Easily Increase Fertility
 


A few bears would take care of the rabbits?


Sirrah! I sperm your rabbit-hostile suggestion!


Persephone


Sirrah (Sirah? sp) she ejaculated. In that case, I presume we are past
any preconceptions.


- Bill
Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (Is it getting hot in here?)


ROTFL


Oh my! This could go on from here to maternity!!

Emilie


FragileWarrior 11-05-2007 04:49 PM

Easily Increase Fertility
 
William Rose wrote in
:

In article , Persephone
wrote:

On Thu, 10 May 2007 20:36:31 -0400, Cheryl Isaak
wrote:

On 5/10/07 1:50 PM, in article
,
"William Rose" wrote:

In article ,
Cheryl Isaak wrote:

On 5/10/07 1:18 PM, in article
,
"FragileWarrior" wrote:

Persephone wrote in
:

Y'know, every time I think I've seen every possible kind of
OT/spam, somebody comes along and blasts my preconceptions
(heh, heh) out of the water.


You're just egging them on now.

pregnant pause

Does any one else find the juxtaposition between this thread and
the latest
rabbit thread just to ironic...

Wonder what Smiling Bob thinks...

Cheryl

Unbearable!

- Bill
Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (mostly)

A few bears would take care of the rabbits?


Sirrah! I sperm your rabbit-hostile suggestion!

Persephone


Sirrah (Sirah? sp) she ejaculated. In that case, I presume we are
past any preconceptions.

- Bill
Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (Is it getting hot in here?)


Take a deep breath and count to sex.

mleblanca 11-05-2007 05:08 PM

Easily Increase Fertility
 
On May 11, 8:49 am, FragileWarrior
wrote

Take a deep breath and count to sex.


Ahh, she murmured petulantly, " I'm a young thing
and cannot leave my mother. Forgive my nativity,
but is this Internet Sex? It's so titilating"

Anon.



Persephone 11-05-2007 07:15 PM

Easily Increase Fertility
 
On 11 May 2007 09:08:19 -0700, mleblanca wrote:

On May 11, 8:49 am, FragileWarrior
wrote

Take a deep breath and count to sex.


Ahh, she murmured petulantly, " I'm a young thing
and cannot leave my mother. Forgive my nativity,
but is this Internet Sex? It's so titilating"

Anon.


Keep you Anon hands off my tits!

Persephone




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