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and itches. Know of a cure?



Ah...."Mr. C" has finally gotten another turn to use the shared computer in
the group home. Hurry, Mr. C. Others are waiting behind you, and the nurses
are watching.


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Charlie wrote in message
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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:01:38 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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Ah...."Mr. C" has finally gotten another turn to use the shared computer
in
the group home. Hurry, Mr. C. Others are waiting behind you, and the
nurses
are watching.


I live in a group home, Joe.

This lame riposte is well below your usual high-quality replies.

Charlie


They have those in Ireland?


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Charlie wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 15:02:34 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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Charlie wrote in message
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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:01:38 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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Ah...."Mr. C" has finally gotten another turn to use the shared computer
in
the group home. Hurry, Mr. C. Others are waiting behind you, and the
nurses
are watching.


I live in a group home, Joe.

This lame riposte is well below your usual high-quality replies.

Charlie


They have those in Ireland?


? what...lame replies? Not a chance, boyo! ;-)



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Charlie wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 15:19:11 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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Charlie wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 15:02:34 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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Charlie wrote in message
m...
On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:01:38 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

Ah...."Mr. C" has finally gotten another turn to use the shared
computer
in
the group home. Hurry, Mr. C. Others are waiting behind you, and the
nurses
are watching.


I live in a group home, Joe.

This lame riposte is well below your usual high-quality replies.

Charlie

They have those in Ireland?

? what...lame replies? Not a chance, boyo! ;-)



Charles Carolan,
13 Yellow Clay Manor,
Commons Road,
Navan,
Meath.
Ireland.


Now Joe, you know puttin' out a man's privates on the Usenet is brutal.

Never figgered you for such cute hoor.

CHarlie


Igualmente.




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Charles Carolan,
13 Yellow Clay Manor,
Commons Road,
Navan,
Meath.
Ireland.

Now Joe, you know puttin' out a man's privates on the Usenet is brutal.

Never figgered you for such cute hoor.

CHarlie


Igualmente.


Nothin' like a crisp Saturday, walkin' the dog and acting the maggot.



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In article ,
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and itches. Know of a cure?


Bidet.

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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:59:53 -0400, "Doug Kanter"
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and itches. Know of a cure?



I think they used to call them M-80s
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Were you in the Mens Romm at the airport lately?
JR

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I was at the glory hole there, why would that cause my ass to itch and burn?

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Doug Kanter wrote:
and itches. Know of a cure?



This same question was brought up to a comedian radio show host named
"Phillip McCraken" his advice was:

tell your boyfriend to quit using "Ben Gay" and go back to KY jelly.."

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ups.com...

Doug Kanter wrote:
and itches. Know of a cure?



This same question was brought up to a comedian radio show host named
"Phillip McCraken" his advice was:

tell your boyfriend to quit using "Ben Gay" and go back to KY jelly.."


We use saliva!



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Doug Kanter wrote:
and itches. Know of a cure?


Yes. Drag it across the carpet like your dog does. Join him in the
activity, in fact. Make a game of it: a race or a relay. Let your hair
down and enjoy yourselves, both of you!
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Doug Kanter wrote:
and itches. Know of a cure?


Yes. Drag it across the carpet like your dog does. Join him in the
activity, in fact. Make a game of it: a race or a relay. Let your hair
down and enjoy yourselves, both of you!

I hate dogs, they should all be killed!



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I hate dogs, they should all be killed!


Joe?


What?



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