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RichD 20-12-2009 05:35 AM

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What happens if I pee in my garden?

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Rich

hubops 20-12-2009 12:45 PM

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On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:35:41 -0800 (PST), RichD
wrote:

What happens if I pee in my garden?



.. you'll grow leeks ?
jt

Gardenjunkie 20-12-2009 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RichD (Post 872266)
What happens if I pee in my garden?

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Rich

Don't waste it on the garden, pee in the compost instead.

Urine is a perfect compost activator, high in nitrogen and minerals.

But don't let the neighbours see you, they may think you're a bit weird.

All the best
Gardenjunkie
S.E.England

EJ Willson 21-12-2009 03:35 AM

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Gardenjunkie wrote:
RichD;872266 Wrote:
What happens if I pee in my garden?

--
Rich


Don't waste it on the garden, pee in the compost instead.

Urine is a perfect compost activator, high in nitrogen and minerals.

But don't let the neighbours see you, they may think you're a bit
weird.

All the best
Gardenjunkie
S.E.England




It also can keep nuisance animals like mice away.

EJ in NJ

David Hare-Scott[_2_] 21-12-2009 04:45 AM

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EJ Willson wrote:
Gardenjunkie wrote:
RichD;872266 Wrote:
What happens if I pee in my garden?

--
Rich


Don't waste it on the garden, pee in the compost instead.

Urine is a perfect compost activator, high in nitrogen and minerals.

But don't let the neighbours see you, they may think you're a bit
weird.

All the best
Gardenjunkie
S.E.England




It also can keep nuisance animals like mice away.

EJ in NJ


Maybe but I think fertilising the lemon tree is going to be accepted more
readily than ridding the shed of mice.

David


Coffee's For Closers[_2_] 21-12-2009 08:08 PM

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In article 9f98252c-5760-40ad-a67c-
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says...

What happens if I pee in my garden?



A little extra nitrogen, good for leafy growth.


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Not@home 21-12-2009 11:02 PM

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Coffee's For Closers wrote:
In article9f98252c-5760-40ad-a67c-
,
says...

What happens if I pee in my garden?



A little extra nitrogen, good for leafy growth.


Many years ago I was stationed on an atoll in the Pacific. There was a
row of palm trees on the path outside the NCO club, and a tradition that
you ****ed on the last tree in the row. They had all been planted at
the same time, but the last tree was at least twice as big as any of the
others.

Cheryl Isaak 22-12-2009 12:01 AM

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On 12/20/09 7:45 AM, in article ,
"hubops" wrote:

On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:35:41 -0800 (PST), RichD
wrote:

What happens if I pee in my garden?



.. you'll grow leeks ?
jt

pees


brooklyn1 22-12-2009 12:37 AM

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On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:01:46 -0500, Cheryl Isaak
wrote:

On 12/20/09 7:45 AM, in article ,
"hubops" wrote:

On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:35:41 -0800 (PST), RichD
wrote:

What happens if I pee in my garden?



.. you'll grow leeks ?
jt

pees


Tangurines.


RichD 22-12-2009 09:33 PM

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On Dec 21, "Not@home" wrote:
What happens if I pee in my garden?


A little extra nitrogen, good for leafy growth.


Many years ago I was stationed on an atoll in the Pacific. *
There was a row of palm trees on the path outside the NCO
club, and a tradition that you ****ed on the last tree in the row. *
They had all been planted at the same time, but the last tree
was at least twice as big as any of the others.


Science is a beautiful thing...

--
Rich


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