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EVP MAN 22-07-2010 03:27 AM

Neighbor never has good tomatoes and it's his own fault
 

My next door neighbor never has good tomatoes and each year he complains
: I'm never going to buy my plants there again! LOL He don't
fertilize his soil at all, he don't water them at all and he plants
them right next to his asparagus bed that he dumps 20 pounds of rock
salt on each year. An area of about four by four foot. Every year I
have been getting nice crops of tomatoes and offering him some. This
year I also have a nice crop but guess what? No tomatoes for him this
year! I grew all my plants from seed indoors under grow lights before
setting them in the garden. I gave both of my next door neighbors eight
tomato plants, two cantaloupe plants and a purple cauliflower plant.
All our plants are doing fine except for the one neighbor who don't take
care of his. He won't have any excuse this year because all our plants
came from the same seed and he won't be getting any of my fruit either
since he neglected to care for his sorry looking plants! He says: I
just stick them in the ground and let them do whatever they want to do!
Oh, no more plants for him either come next season. I work too hard
raising them from seed just to watch them die a slow death in his yard!

Rich from PA


ChairMan 22-07-2010 05:26 AM

Neighbor never has good tomatoes and it's his own fault
 
In ,
EVP MAN spewed forth:
My next door neighbor never has good tomatoes and each year he
complains
I'm never going to buy my plants there again! LOL He don't

fertilize his soil at all, he don't water them at all and he plants
them right next to his asparagus bed that he dumps 20 pounds of rock
salt on each year. An area of about four by four foot. Every year I
have been getting nice crops of tomatoes and offering him some. This
year I also have a nice crop but guess what? No tomatoes for him this
year! I grew all my plants from seed indoors under grow lights before
setting them in the garden. I gave both of my next door neighbors
eight tomato plants, two cantaloupe plants and a purple cauliflower
plant. All our plants are doing fine except for the one neighbor who
don't take care of his. He won't have any excuse this year because
all our plants came from the same seed and he won't be getting any of
my fruit either since he neglected to care for his sorry looking
plants! He says: I just stick them in the ground and let them do
whatever they want to do! Oh, no more plants for him either come
next season. I work too hard raising them from seed just to watch
them die a slow death in his yard!

Rich from PA


Best be careful, he might get Obama to make you share your fruits of labor
with him anywayeg



Billy[_10_] 22-07-2010 06:18 AM

Neighbor never has good tomatoes and it's his own fault
 
In article ,
"ChairMan" wrote:

In ,
EVP MAN spewed forth:
My next door neighbor never has good tomatoes and each year he
complains
I'm never going to buy my plants there again! LOL He don't

fertilize his soil at all, he don't water them at all and he plants
them right next to his asparagus bed that he dumps 20 pounds of rock
salt on each year. An area of about four by four foot. Every year I
have been getting nice crops of tomatoes and offering him some. This
year I also have a nice crop but guess what? No tomatoes for him this
year! I grew all my plants from seed indoors under grow lights before
setting them in the garden. I gave both of my next door neighbors
eight tomato plants, two cantaloupe plants and a purple cauliflower
plant. All our plants are doing fine except for the one neighbor who
don't take care of his. He won't have any excuse this year because
all our plants came from the same seed and he won't be getting any of
my fruit either since he neglected to care for his sorry looking
plants! He says: I just stick them in the ground and let them do
whatever they want to do! Oh, no more plants for him either come
next season. I work too hard raising them from seed just to watch
them die a slow death in his yard!

Rich from PA


Best be careful, he might get Obama to make you share your fruits of labor
with him anywayeg


Ha, ha. Glad to know that the self imposed, simple minded are still with
us. It makes us look good to have plenty of posts, even if they are from
those who enjoy the WWF (World Wrestling Federation). He-haw.
--
- Billy
"Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the
merger of state and corporate power." - Benito Mussolini.
http://www.democracynow.org/2010/7/2/maude
http://www.democracynow.org/2010/6/2...al_crime_scene

ChairMan 23-07-2010 12:39 AM

Neighbor never has good tomatoes and it's his own fault
 
In ,
Billy spewed forth:
In article ,
"ChairMan" wrote:

In ,
EVP MAN spewed forth:
My next door neighbor never has good tomatoes and each year he
complains
I'm never going to buy my plants there again! LOL He don't
fertilize his soil at all, he don't water them at all and he plants
them right next to his asparagus bed that he dumps 20 pounds of rock
salt on each year. An area of about four by four foot. Every year
I have been getting nice crops of tomatoes and offering him some.
This year I also have a nice crop but guess what? No tomatoes for
him this year! I grew all my plants from seed indoors under grow
lights before setting them in the garden. I gave both of my next
door neighbors eight tomato plants, two cantaloupe plants and a
purple cauliflower plant. All our plants are doing fine except for
the one neighbor who don't take care of his. He won't have any
excuse this year because all our plants came from the same seed and
he won't be getting any of my fruit either since he neglected to
care for his sorry looking plants! He says: I just stick them in
the ground and let them do whatever they want to do! Oh, no more
plants for him either come next season. I work too hard raising
them from seed just to watch them die a slow death in his yard!

Rich from PA


Best be careful, he might get Obama to make you share your fruits of
labor with him anywayeg


Ha, ha. Glad to know that the self imposed, simple minded are still
with us. It makes us look good to have plenty of posts, even if they
are from those who enjoy the WWF (World Wrestling Federation). He-haw.


Glad to see that the party of tolerance still has no sense of humor or
tolerance of other opinion.
Keep drinkin the koolaid, comrade



gloria.p 23-07-2010 02:41 AM

Neighbor never has good tomatoes and it's his own fault
 
EVP MAN wrote:
My next door neighbor never has good tomatoes and each year he complains
: I'm never going to buy my plants there again! LOL He don't
fertilize his soil at all, he don't water them at all and he plants
them right next to his asparagus bed that he dumps 20 pounds of rock
salt on each year.



Why on earth (no pun intended) would he do that?

gloria p

EVP MAN 23-07-2010 07:11 AM

Neighbor never has good tomatoes and it's his own fault (Gloria)
 

Seems a lot of folks dump rock salt on their asparagus beds to kill off
all the weeds. Asparagus is salt tolerant but the weeds aren't.

Rich



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