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Beer And Piss Make Great Compost Starters
Save your money on expensive compost starters. Beer and human urine work wonders as a compost activator. While I don't enjoy wasting money by dumping beer into the composter, I found it best to drink the beer and then urinate into your composter. This method really gets things cooking! It's best to either **** in a empty gallon milk jug and add it to the compost OR **** into the composter after dark and late at night when most neighbors are in bed sleeping. After all, we don't want to **** off any of our neighbors now do we? While some people may consider urine wast matter, it's packed full of vitamins, minerals and loaded with nitrogen! Sooooooo, that also makes ****ing on your garden fine also. I do this while my garden is at rest and before it's planted the following spring. I do stop this practice a month before planting time after which I till the soil after adding further amendments. Shake it easy and give your garden what mother nature has provided :) |
Beer And Piss Make Great Compost Starters
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Beer And Piss Make Great Compost Starters
Sounds like a great idea! Should I till it in or just use it as a top dressing? By God Brook you do come up with some useful ideas after all :) .............. LOL |
Ha ha i can remember watching Garderners world when i was little. one fella (andy i think cannot remember) used to go in his potting shed with an empty watering can and come out with a full one to put on his garden, wonder what was in it? lol.
Ever wonder why, when a dog wee's on your grass you have lovely thick glossy grass (only in odd patches?). |
Beer And Piss Make Great Compost Starters
Brooklyn1 wrote:
On Sat, 22 Jan 2011 01:20:34 -0500, (EVP MAN) wrote: Save your money on expensive compost starters. Beer and human urine work wonders as a compost activator. While I don't enjoy wasting money by dumping beer into the composter, I found it best to drink the beer and then urinate into your composter. This method really gets things cooking! It's best to either **** in a empty gallon milk jug and add it to the compost OR **** into the composter after dark and late at night when most neighbors are in bed sleeping. After all, we don't want to **** off any of our neighbors now do we? While some people may consider urine wast matter, it's packed full of vitamins, minerals and loaded with nitrogen! Sooooooo, that also makes ****ing on your garden fine also. I do this while my garden is at rest and before it's planted the following spring. I do stop this practice a month before planting time after which I till the soil after adding further amendments. Shake it easy and give your garden what mother nature has provided :) Geeze, yer missing out.. next time you eat kielbasa take a dump on your cabbage patch. It's a shame you are not consistently wrong then we could simply reverse whatever you say. Feces do contain nutrients for the soil but are not safe unless sterilized which most people are not equiped to do so don't try this. Urine on the other hand is sterile (unless you have a urinary tract infection) and so is quite safe to put in your compost heap or straight on your nitrogen-loving plants such as citrus trees. Whether you want to apply it via a bucket or in person is a matter of personal choice but consider your aim and how friendly you are with your neighbours. I believe that fathers should teach their sons (at least) to water the lemon tree. David |
Beer And Piss Make Great Compost Starters
On Sat, 22 Jan 2011 11:49:34 -0800, Billy
wrote: In article , Brooklyn1 Gravesend1 wrote: On Sat, 22 Jan 2011 01:20:34 -0500, (EVP MAN) wrote: Save your money on expensive compost starters. Beer and human urine work wonders as a compost activator. While I don't enjoy wasting money by dumping beer into the composter, I found it best to drink the beer and then urinate into your composter. This method really gets things cooking! It's best to either **** in a empty gallon milk jug and add it to the compost OR **** into the composter after dark and late at night when most neighbors are in bed sleeping. After all, we don't want to **** off any of our neighbors now do we? While some people may consider urine wast matter, it's packed full of vitamins, minerals and loaded with nitrogen! Sooooooo, that also makes ****ing on your garden fine also. I do this while my garden is at rest and before it's planted the following spring. I do stop this practice a month before planting time after which I till the soil after adding further amendments. Shake it easy and give your garden what mother nature has provided :) Geeze, yer missing out.. next time you eat kielbasa take a dump on your cabbage patch. More egregiously, bad advice from the anti-Christian, pin-head Shelly. Human manure is a source for E. coli 0157:H7, typhoid, and cholera, to name a few, if not properly composted first. That makes you the worst offender, you Piece Of BILLY SHIT! |
Beer And Piss Make Great Compost Starters
In article ,
Brooklyn1 Gravesend1 wrote: On Sat, 22 Jan 2011 11:49:34 -0800, Billy wrote: In article , Brooklyn1 Gravesend1 wrote: On Sat, 22 Jan 2011 01:20:34 -0500, (EVP MAN) wrote: Save your money on expensive compost starters. Beer and human urine work wonders as a compost activator. While I don't enjoy wasting money by dumping beer into the composter, I found it best to drink the beer and then urinate into your composter. This method really gets things cooking! It's best to either **** in a empty gallon milk jug and add it to the compost OR **** into the composter after dark and late at night when most neighbors are in bed sleeping. After all, we don't want to **** off any of our neighbors now do we? While some people may consider urine wast matter, it's packed full of vitamins, minerals and loaded with nitrogen! Sooooooo, that also makes ****ing on your garden fine also. I do this while my garden is at rest and before it's planted the following spring. I do stop this practice a month before planting time after which I till the soil after adding further amendments. Shake it easy and give your garden what mother nature has provided :) Geeze, yer missing out.. next time you eat kielbasa take a dump on your cabbage patch. More egregiously, bad advice from the anti-Christian, pin-head Shelly. Human manure is a source for E. coli 0157:H7, typhoid, and cholera, to name a few, if not properly composted first. That makes you the worst offender, you Piece Of BILLY SHIT! Very creative of you, dimwit, and it's Mr. Billy to you. Now go out and play in the traffic. -- - Billy "When you give food to the poor, they call you a saint. When you ask why the poor have no food, they call you a communist." -Archbishop Helder Camara http://peace.mennolink.org/articles/...acegroups.html http://english.aljazeera.net/indepth...130964689.html 20111812130964689.html |
Beer And Piss Make Great Compost Starters
On Jan 22, 1:20*am, (EVP MAN) wrote:
Save your money on expensive compost starters. *Beer and human urine work wonders as a compost activator. *While I don't enjoy wasting money by dumping beer into the composter, *I found it best to drink the beer and then urinate into your composter. *This method really gets things cooking! *It's best to either **** in a empty gallon milk jug and add it to the compost OR **** into the composter after dark and late at night when most neighbors are in bed sleeping. *After all, *we don't want to **** off any of our neighbors now do we? *While some people may consider urine wast matter, *it's packed full of vitamins, minerals and loaded with nitrogen! *Sooooooo, *that also makes ****ing on your garden fine also. *I do this while my garden is at rest and before it's planted the following spring. *I do stop this practice a month before planting time after which I till the soil after adding further amendments. *Shake it easy and give your garden what mother nature has provided :) In fact, there are no vitamins in urine. They have all been absorbed in the digestive tract, unless you are taking megadoses of water- soluble vitamins. There are also few if any minerals, since you reabsorb virtually 100% of the sodium, chloride, calcium, magnesium, manganese, and every other important ion. Look up any decent text on kidney function, and see what gets reabsorbed in the proximal and distal tubules of the nephron. But yes, human urine contains significant of nitrogen in the form of urea. I can think of better ways of adding nitrogen to my garden, though. Chris |
Beer And Piss Make Great Compost Starters
In article
, Chris wrote: On Jan 22, 1:20*am, (EVP MAN) wrote: Save your money on expensive compost starters. *Beer and human urine work wonders as a compost activator. *While I don't enjoy wasting money by dumping beer into the composter, *I found it best to drink the beer and then urinate into your composter. *This method really gets things cooking! *It's best to either **** in a empty gallon milk jug and add it to the compost OR **** into the composter after dark and late at night when most neighbors are in bed sleeping. *After all, *we don't want to **** off any of our neighbors now do we? *While some people may consider urine wast matter, *it's packed full of vitamins, minerals and loaded with nitrogen! *Sooooooo, *that also makes ****ing on your garden fine also. *I do this while my garden is at rest and before it's planted the following spring. *I do stop this practice a month before planting time after which I till the soil after adding further amendments. *Shake it easy and give your garden what mother nature has provided :) In fact, there are no vitamins in urine. They have all been absorbed in the digestive tract, unless you are taking megadoses of water- soluble vitamins. There are also few if any minerals, since you reabsorb virtually 100% of the sodium, chloride, calcium, magnesium, manganese, and every other important ion. Look up any decent text on kidney function, and see what gets reabsorbed in the proximal and distal tubules of the nephron. Unless, of course, you are taking a diuretic. But yes, human urine contains significant of nitrogen in the form of urea. I can think of better ways of adding nitrogen to my garden, though. What's better than "free", or are you saving it for . . . ? Chris -- - Billy ³When you give food to the poor, they call you a saint. When you ask why the poor have no food, they call you a communist.² -Archbishop Helder Camara http://peace.mennolink.org/articles/...acegroups.html http://english.aljazeera.net/indepth...130964689.html 20111812130964689.html |
Beer And Piss Make Great Compost Starters
On Jan 23, 1:44*am, Billy wrote:
In article , *Chris wrote: On Jan 22, 1:20*am, (EVP MAN) wrote: Save your money on expensive compost starters. *Beer and human urine work wonders as a compost activator. *While I don't enjoy wasting money by dumping beer into the composter, *I found it best to drink the beer and then urinate into your composter. *This method really gets things cooking! *It's best to either **** in a empty gallon milk jug and add it to the compost OR **** into the composter after dark and late at night when most neighbors are in bed sleeping. *After all, *we don't want to **** off any of our neighbors now do we? *While some people may consider urine wast matter, *it's packed full of vitamins, minerals and loaded with nitrogen! *Sooooooo, *that also makes ****ing on your garden fine also. *I do this while my garden is at rest and before it's planted the following spring. *I do stop this practice a month before planting time after which I till the soil after adding further amendments. *Shake it easy and give your garden what mother nature has provided :) In fact, there are no vitamins in urine. They have all been absorbed in the digestive tract, unless you are taking megadoses of water- soluble vitamins. There are also few if any minerals, since you reabsorb virtually 100% of the sodium, chloride, calcium, magnesium, manganese, and every other important ion. Look up any decent text on kidney function, and see what gets reabsorbed in the proximal and distal tubules of the nephron. Unless, of course, you are taking a diuretic. Well, no, not really. Most diuretics simply cause you to reabsorb less water. The other nutrients are still extracted unless you have impaired kidney function. But yes, human urine contains significant of nitrogen in the form of urea. I can think of better ways of adding nitrogen to my garden, though. What's better than "free", or are you saving it for . . . ? Something that doesn't smell so much maybe? :) Chris |
Beer And Piss Make Great Compost Starters
In article
, Chris wrote: On Jan 23, 1:44*am, Billy wrote: In article , *Chris wrote: On Jan 22, 1:20*am, (EVP MAN) wrote: Save your money on expensive compost starters. *Beer and human urine work wonders as a compost activator. *While I don't enjoy wasting money by dumping beer into the composter, *I found it best to drink the beer and then urinate into your composter. *This method really gets things cooking! *It's best to either **** in a empty gallon milk jug and add it to the compost OR **** into the composter after dark and late at night when most neighbors are in bed sleeping. *After all, *we don't want to **** off any of our neighbors now do we? *While some people may consider urine wast matter, *it's packed full of vitamins, minerals and loaded with nitrogen! *Sooooooo, *that also makes ****ing on your garden fine also. *I do this while my garden is at rest and before it's planted the following spring. *I do stop this practice a month before planting time after which I till the soil after adding further amendments. *Shake it easy and give your garden what mother nature has provided :) In fact, there are no vitamins in urine. They have all been absorbed in the digestive tract, unless you are taking megadoses of water- soluble vitamins. There are also few if any minerals, since you reabsorb virtually 100% of the sodium, chloride, calcium, magnesium, manganese, and every other important ion. Look up any decent text on kidney function, and see what gets reabsorbed in the proximal and distal tubules of the nephron. Unless, of course, you are taking a diuretic. Well, no, not really. Most diuretics simply cause you to reabsorb less water. The other nutrients are still extracted unless you have impaired kidney function. But yes, human urine contains significant of nitrogen in the form of urea. I can think of better ways of adding nitrogen to my garden, though. What's better than "free", or are you saving it for . . . ? Something that doesn't smell so much maybe? :) Chris All I know, I read in the newspaper. http://www.rxlist.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=94169 What are diuretics and how do they work? The amount of fluid (water) retained by the body is controlled primarily by the kidneys. This occurs due to the kidney's ability to control the retention and elimination of sodium and chloride, because the amounts of sodium, chloride, and water in the body are carefully balanced. Thus, if sodium and chloride are eliminated from the body, water also is eliminated. Conversely, if sodium and chloride are retained by the body, so is water. The elimination of sodium, chloride, and water from the body is somewhat complex. In the kidneys, sodium, chloride, and other small molecules are filtered out of the blood and into the tubules of the kidney where urine is formed. Most of the sodium, chloride, and water are reabsorbed into the blood before the filtered fluid leaves the kidney in the form of urine. To make matters even more complex, there are different mechanisms that are active in different parts of the tubules that affect the reabsorption of sodium and chloride. ----- If you can smell it, you're smelling the the urea breaking down into ammonia, which isn't good for any plant. Spread the wealth around ;O) -- - Billy ³When you give food to the poor, they call you a saint. When you ask why the poor have no food, they call you a communist.² -Archbishop Helder Camara http://peace.mennolink.org/articles/...acegroups.html http://english.aljazeera.net/indepth...130964689.html 20111812130964689.html |
Beer And Piss Make Great Compost Starters
In article
, Billy wrote: In article , Chris wrote: On Jan 23, 1:44*am, Billy wrote: In article , *Chris wrote: On Jan 22, 1:20*am, (EVP MAN) wrote: Save your money on expensive compost starters. *Beer and human urine work wonders as a compost activator. *While I don't enjoy wasting money by dumping beer into the composter, *I found it best to drink the beer and then urinate into your composter. *This method really gets things cooking! *It's best to either **** in a empty gallon milk jug and add it to the compost OR **** into the composter after dark and late at night when most neighbors are in bed sleeping. *After all, *we don't want to **** off any of our neighbors now do we? *While some people may consider urine wast matter, *it's packed full of vitamins, minerals and loaded with nitrogen! *Sooooooo, *that also makes ****ing on your garden fine also. *I do this while my garden is at rest and before it's planted the following spring. *I do stop this practice a month before planting time after which I till the soil after adding further amendments. *Shake it easy and give your garden what mother nature has provided :) In fact, there are no vitamins in urine. They have all been absorbed in the digestive tract, unless you are taking megadoses of water- soluble vitamins. There are also few if any minerals, since you reabsorb virtually 100% of the sodium, chloride, calcium, magnesium, manganese, and every other important ion. Look up any decent text on kidney function, and see what gets reabsorbed in the proximal and distal tubules of the nephron. Unless, of course, you are taking a diuretic. Well, no, not really. Most diuretics simply cause you to reabsorb less water. The other nutrients are still extracted unless you have impaired kidney function. But yes, human urine contains significant of nitrogen in the form of urea. I can think of better ways of adding nitrogen to my garden, though. What's better than "free", or are you saving it for . . . ? Something that doesn't smell so much maybe? :) Chris All I know, I read in the newspaper. http://www.rxlist.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=94169 What are diuretics and how do they work? The amount of fluid (water) retained by the body is controlled primarily by the kidneys. This occurs due to the kidney's ability to control the retention and elimination of sodium and chloride, because the amounts of sodium, chloride, and water in the body are carefully balanced. Thus, if sodium and chloride are eliminated from the body, water also is eliminated. Conversely, if sodium and chloride are retained by the body, so is water. The elimination of sodium, chloride, and water from the body is somewhat complex. In the kidneys, sodium, chloride, and other small molecules are filtered out of the blood and into the tubules of the kidney where urine is formed. Most of the sodium, chloride, and water are reabsorbed into the blood before the filtered fluid leaves the kidney in the form of urine. To make matters even more complex, there are different mechanisms that are active in different parts of the tubules that affect the reabsorption of sodium and chloride. ----- If you can smell it, you're smelling the the urea breaking down into ammonia, which isn't good for any plant. Spread the wealth around ;O) What I meant to say was, if you can smell ammonia, then its concentration is too high. A little ammonia is good, but if you can smell it, the concentration is too high, and it is probably damaging the roots of your plants. -- - Billy ³When you give food to the poor, they call you a saint. When you ask why the poor have no food, they call you a communist.² -Archbishop Helder Camara http://peace.mennolink.org/articles/...acegroups.html http://english.aljazeera.net/indepth...130964689.html 20111812130964689.html |
Beer And Piss Make Great Compost Starters
On Jan 24, 12:38*pm, Billy wrote:
In article , *Billy wrote: In article , *Chris wrote: On Jan 23, 1:44 am, Billy wrote: In article , Chris wrote: On Jan 22, 1:20 am, (EVP MAN) wrote: Save your money on expensive compost starters. Beer and human urine work wonders as a compost activator. While I don't enjoy wasting money by dumping beer into the composter, I found it best to drink the beer and then urinate into your composter. This method really gets things cooking! It's best to either **** in a empty gallon milk jug and add it to the compost OR **** into the composter after dark and late at night when most neighbors are in bed sleeping. After all, we don't want to **** off any of our neighbors now do we? While some people may consider urine wast matter, it's packed full of vitamins, minerals and loaded with nitrogen! Sooooooo, that also makes ****ing on your garden fine also. I do this while my garden is at rest and before it's planted the following spring. I do stop this practice a month before planting time after which I till the soil after adding further amendments. Shake it easy and give your garden what mother nature has provided :) In fact, there are no vitamins in urine. They have all been absorbed in the digestive tract, unless you are taking megadoses of water- soluble vitamins. There are also few if any minerals, since you reabsorb virtually 100% of the sodium, chloride, calcium, magnesium, manganese, and every other important ion. Look up any decent text on kidney function, and see what gets reabsorbed in the proximal and distal tubules of the nephron. Unless, of course, you are taking a diuretic. Well, no, not really. Most diuretics simply cause you to reabsorb less water. The other nutrients are still extracted unless you have impaired kidney function. But yes, human urine contains significant of nitrogen in the form of urea. I can think of better ways of adding nitrogen to my garden, though. What's better than "free", or are you saving it for . . . ? Something that doesn't smell so much maybe? :) Chris All I know, I read in the newspaper. http://www.rxlist.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=94169 What are diuretics and how do they work? The amount of fluid (water) retained by the body is controlled primarily by the kidneys. This occurs due to the kidney's ability to control the retention and elimination of sodium and chloride, because the amounts of sodium, chloride, and water in the body are carefully balanced. Thus, if sodium and chloride are eliminated from the body, water also is eliminated. Conversely, if sodium and chloride are retained by the body, so is water. The elimination of sodium, chloride, and water from the body is somewhat complex. In the kidneys, sodium, chloride, and other small molecules are filtered out of the blood and into the tubules of the kidney where urine is formed. Most of the sodium, chloride, and water are reabsorbed into the blood before the filtered fluid leaves the kidney in the form of urine. To make matters even more complex, there are different mechanisms that are active in different parts of the tubules that affect the reabsorption of sodium and chloride. ----- If you can smell it, you're smelling the the urea breaking down into ammonia, which isn't good for any plant. Spread the wealth around ;O) What I meant to say was, if you can smell ammonia, then its concentration is too high. A little ammonia is good, but if you can smell it, the concentration is too high, and it is probably damaging the roots of your plants. Indeed. Also, your diet will influence the composition of urine. If you have a steak for dinner, chances are there's going to be more urea in the urine. If you have an all grain muffing, not so much. And some things have odd effects- asparagus is notorious for dumping smelly sulfur compounds into urine, and broccoli will cause you to excrete microscopic crystals (too much broccoli over extended periods can lead to kidney stones). Chris -- - Billy When you give food to the poor, they call you a saint. When you ask why the poor have no food, they call you a communist. -Archbishop Helder Camarahttp://peace.mennolink.org/articles/israelpeacegroups.htmlhttp://english.aljazeera.net/indepth/opinion/2011/01/2011181213096468... 20111812130964689.html |
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