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In the Garden of Osama bin Laden
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IN THE GARDEN OF OSAMA BIN LADEN Osama bin Laden Went into the garden To talk to his henchmen ten 'Lie for me! Die for me! Make worlds go awry for me! Keep going until I say "when"!' Osama bin Laden Went into the garden To talk to his henchmen nine 'We'll bugger the West At Great Allah's behest,' And gave them a smile malign Osama bin Laden Went into the garden To talk to his henchmen eight 'Why not, just for starters, Create a few martyrs -- (Though I'd rather not share their fate)' Osama bin Laden Went into the garden To talk to his henchmen seven 'I want you to know When I deal your death blow, The Prophet awaits you in heaven.' Osama bin Laden Went into the garden To talk to his henchmen six 'Incite Pakistanis To die for Afghanis? It's one of my favourite tricks.' Osama bin Laden Went into the garden To talk to his henchmen five 'Please hand me that gun For I feel like some fun Just as soon as the cameras arrive.' Osama bin Laden Went into the garden To talk to his henchmen four 'For taunting the Yanks I receive little thanks That's the one thing I really deplore.' Osama bin Laden Went into the garden To talk to his henchmen three: 'Let's knock over towers! Confound the Great Powers! Then hide in our caves and have tea.' Osama bin Laden Went into the garden To talk to his henchmen two 'I'm sick of this shanty. Why not up the ante? I've anthrax and sarin for you.' Osama bin Laden Went into the garden To talk to his henchman one 'Till the West is destroyed And New York is a void Our mission's not nearly done.' Osama bin Laden Went into the garden To talk to himself alone 'I've lost all my men But I'd do it again --' Then a bomb fell ... and then there was none. -by an unnamed author from an anti-terrorist coalition nation. -- "Of what are you afraid, my child?" inquired the kindly teacher. "Oh, sir! The flowers, they are wild," replied the timid creature. -from Peter Newell's "Wild Flowers" See the Garden of Paghat the Ratgirl: http://www.paghat.com/ |
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