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Cereus-validus 01-02-2004 12:36 AM

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Just what the world needs, yet another freaking gardening website.

Everybody and his uncle already has one. Every newbie that learns how to set
up web pages starts another gardening website because they can't think of
anything original. The market is already beyond flooded and spread way too
thin already. Its best that you try really hard to think up something
different.

Instead of us going to yours, why don't you farkles come here and we can
answer your questions.

Somebody aught to create a website with nothing but the malaprops and faux
pas in prez Dubaya's speeches. There are so many of them, its hysterical.
Who elected that dyslexic clown to office in the first place?


Yann wrote in message
.. .
Hello all,

We are a small team working to build a site on Gardening and plants.
We set up a first draft there :
- http://www.gardenandco.com/
The site just opened, so you will find it pretty empty. But this is why we
are writing here to you: would you have some information to share there?
At the moment, we focus mainly on:
- web links (Yahoo style directory)
- Articles and News
- Forums

We are looking forward for your comments, any advice will be most welcome.

Yann & Franck
--
http://www.gardenandco.com/




Fred Garvin 01-02-2004 02:32 AM

(not another) New site on garden
 
"Cereus-validus" wrote in
om:

Just what the world needs, yet another freaking gardening website.

Everybody and his uncle already has one. Every newbie that learns how to
set up web pages starts another gardening website because they can't
think of anything original. The market is already beyond flooded and
spread way too thin already. Its best that you try really hard to think
up something different.

Instead of us going to yours, why don't you farkles come here and we can
answer your questions.

Somebody aught to create a website with nothing but the malaprops and
faux pas in prez Dubaya's speeches. There are so many of them, its
hysterical. Who elected that dyslexic clown to office in the first
place?




Bad day huh? That must suck.


Fred Garvin 01-02-2004 02:42 AM

(not another) New site on garden
 
"Cereus-validus" wrote in
om:

Just what the world needs, yet another freaking gardening website.

Everybody and his uncle already has one. Every newbie that learns how to
set up web pages starts another gardening website because they can't
think of anything original. The market is already beyond flooded and
spread way too thin already. Its best that you try really hard to think
up something different.

Instead of us going to yours, why don't you farkles come here and we can
answer your questions.

Somebody aught to create a website with nothing but the malaprops and
faux pas in prez Dubaya's speeches. There are so many of them, its
hysterical. Who elected that dyslexic clown to office in the first
place?




Bad day huh? That must suck.


David Hill 01-02-2004 07:32 AM

(not another) New site on garden
 
".......... Just what the world needs, yet another freaking gardening
website........."

Do you say the same about yet another gardening book........?

--
David Hill
Abacus nurseries
www.abacus-nurseries.co.uk





Cereus-validus 01-02-2004 09:32 AM

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The point just went way over your tiny head, Peewee.

I'm tired of seeing unimaginitive people repeatedly doing uninspired things.

Just like you and your lame answer, Fluffboy.


Fred Garvin wrote in message
...
"Cereus-validus" wrote in
om:

Just what the world needs, yet another freaking gardening website.

Everybody and his uncle already has one. Every newbie that learns how to
set up web pages starts another gardening website because they can't
think of anything original. The market is already beyond flooded and
spread way too thin already. Its best that you try really hard to think
up something different.

Instead of us going to yours, why don't you farkles come here and we can
answer your questions.

Somebody aught to create a website with nothing but the malaprops and
faux pas in prez Dubaya's speeches. There are so many of them, its
hysterical. Who elected that dyslexic clown to office in the first
place?




Bad day huh? That must suck.




Cereus-validus 01-02-2004 10:02 AM

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I certainly do.

I often cringe when I thumb through a new gardening book.

So many of them are such badly done uninspired flashy fluff pieces for the
coffee table with lots of misidentified pictures (especially the succulents)
and the same old lame advice rehashed. "Houseplant" books are usually the
worst offenders, especially when they put wrong info in those weird charts.

If gardening is supposed to be the #1 hobby, then why is the gardening
section in the book stores always way in the back of the room?


David Hill wrote in message
...
".......... Just what the world needs, yet another freaking gardening
website........."

Do you say the same about yet another gardening book........?

--
David Hill
Abacus nurseries
www.abacus-nurseries.co.uk







Mary Elden 01-02-2004 11:42 AM

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Stop your whining hemorrhoid. Many people have left here and gone to
mail lists, forums, etc., because of your consistent arrogance,
bullying, and putrid sense of humor. This could have been a better
place if it weren't for you.

Mary

On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 00:22:52 GMT, "Cereus-validus"
wrote:

Just what the world needs, yet another freaking gardening website.

Everybody and his uncle already has one. Every newbie that learns how to set
up web pages starts another gardening website because they can't think of
anything original. The market is already beyond flooded and spread way too
thin already. Its best that you try really hard to think up something
different.

Instead of us going to yours, why don't you farkles come here and we can
answer your questions.

Somebody aught to create a website with nothing but the malaprops and faux
pas in prez Dubaya's speeches. There are so many of them, its hysterical.
Who elected that dyslexic clown to office in the first place?


Yann wrote in message
. ..
Hello all,

We are a small team working to build a site on Gardening and plants.
We set up a first draft there :
- http://www.gardenandco.com/
The site just opened, so you will find it pretty empty. But this is why we
are writing here to you: would you have some information to share there?
At the moment, we focus mainly on:
- web links (Yahoo style directory)
- Articles and News
- Forums

We are looking forward for your comments, any advice will be most welcome.

Yann & Franck
--
http://www.gardenandco.com/




Mary Elden 01-02-2004 11:46 AM

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Ok, you can do better. Lets see it. You don't even have the talent
to write a script or to html editing. hahaha. Maybe that's where
this underlying jealousy of yours comes in at.

Mary

On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 09:25:42 GMT, "Cereus-validus"
wrote:

The point just went way over your tiny head, Peewee.

I'm tired of seeing unimaginitive people repeatedly doing uninspired things.

Just like you and your lame answer, Fluffboy.


Fred Garvin wrote in message
.. .
"Cereus-validus" wrote in
om:

Just what the world needs, yet another freaking gardening website.

Everybody and his uncle already has one. Every newbie that learns how to
set up web pages starts another gardening website because they can't
think of anything original. The market is already beyond flooded and
spread way too thin already. Its best that you try really hard to think
up something different.

Instead of us going to yours, why don't you farkles come here and we can
answer your questions.

Somebody aught to create a website with nothing but the malaprops and
faux pas in prez Dubaya's speeches. There are so many of them, its
hysterical. Who elected that dyslexic clown to office in the first
place?




Bad day huh? That must suck.




Mary Elden 01-02-2004 11:51 AM

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I think he's just having another one of his prozac moments! ;)

Mary

On Sun, 1 Feb 2004 07:26:44 -0000, "David Hill"
wrote:

".......... Just what the world needs, yet another freaking gardening
website........."

Do you say the same about yet another gardening book........?



David Hill 01-02-2004 12:32 PM

(not another) New site on garden
 
".......If gardening is supposed to be the #1 hobby, then why is the
gardening section in the book stores always way in the back of the
room?......."

Elementary marketing.
You place the things most wanted furthest from the door to get your
customers walking past a load of other things in the hope they will also buy
things they see on impulse.
Just look where the essentials are in your supermarket..
Same as they don't put the most popular brands at eye level., that's where
they put the things they want to push.

Remember that amongst the 98% of dross that is produced as Gardening books,
articles and web sites etc there will always be that 2% worth looking at
/buying/ reading.


--
David Hill
Abacus nurseries
www.abacus-nurseries.co.uk





Fred Garvin 01-02-2004 01:42 PM

(not another) New site on garden
 
"Cereus-validus" wrote in
. com:

The point just went way over your tiny head, Peewee.

I'm tired of seeing unimaginitive people repeatedly doing uninspired
things.

Just like you and your lame answer, Fluffboy.




Get a life. Look folks, another moron who thinks they're perfect.....




Fred Garvin wrote in message
...
"Cereus-validus" wrote in
om:

Just what the world needs, yet another freaking gardening website.

Everybody and his uncle already has one. Every newbie that learns how
to set up web pages starts another gardening website because they
can't think of anything original. The market is already beyond
flooded and spread way too thin already. Its best that you try really
hard to think up something different.

Instead of us going to yours, why don't you farkles come here and we
can answer your questions.

Somebody aught to create a website with nothing but the malaprops and
faux pas in prez Dubaya's speeches. There are so many of them, its
hysterical. Who elected that dyslexic clown to office in the first
place?




Bad day huh? That must suck.



Jim Lewis 01-02-2004 03:02 PM

(not another) New site on garden
 
Somebody aught to create a website with nothing but the
malaprops and faux
pas in prez Dubaya's speeches. There are so many of them, its

hysterical.
Who elected that dyslexic clown to office in the first place?


Lots of those, too.

Jim Lewis - - Tallahassee, FL - Apples and
Oranges: A Demonstration -- Welcome to Hooterville! Population:
2000. Elevation: 3000. Established: 1850. TOTAL = 6850 -- Bob
Lilienfield


Jim Lewis 01-02-2004 03:12 PM

(not another) New site on garden
 
Somebody aught to create a website with nothing but the
malaprops and faux
pas in prez Dubaya's speeches. There are so many of them, its

hysterical.
Who elected that dyslexic clown to office in the first place?


Lots of those, too.

Jim Lewis - - Tallahassee, FL - Apples and
Oranges: A Demonstration -- Welcome to Hooterville! Population:
2000. Elevation: 3000. Established: 1850. TOTAL = 6850 -- Bob
Lilienfield


Cereus-validus 01-02-2004 06:03 PM

(not another) New site on garden
 
Mary, Mary, quite contrary, you are obviously way overdue for another
therapy session with your vibrating cucumber!!!!


Mary Elden wrote in message
...
Stop your whining hemorrhoid. Many people have left here and gone to
mail lists, forums, etc., because of your consistent arrogance,
bullying, and putrid sense of humor. This could have been a better
place if it weren't for you.

Mary

On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 00:22:52 GMT, "Cereus-validus"
wrote:

Just what the world needs, yet another freaking gardening website.

Everybody and his uncle already has one. Every newbie that learns how to

set
up web pages starts another gardening website because they can't think of
anything original. The market is already beyond flooded and spread way

too
thin already. Its best that you try really hard to think up something
different.

Instead of us going to yours, why don't you farkles come here and we can
answer your questions.

Somebody aught to create a website with nothing but the malaprops and

faux
pas in prez Dubaya's speeches. There are so many of them, its hysterical.
Who elected that dyslexic clown to office in the first place?


Yann wrote in message
. ..
Hello all,

We are a small team working to build a site on Gardening and plants.
We set up a first draft there :
- http://www.gardenandco.com/
The site just opened, so you will find it pretty empty. But this is why

we
are writing here to you: would you have some information to share

there?
At the moment, we focus mainly on:
- web links (Yahoo style directory)
- Articles and News
- Forums

We are looking forward for your comments, any advice will be most

welcome.

Yann & Franck
--
http://www.gardenandco.com/






Cereus-validus 01-02-2004 06:12 PM

(not another) New site on garden
 
Mary, Mary, quite contrary, you are obviously way overdue for another
therapy session with your vibrating cucumber!!!!


Mary Elden wrote in message
...
Stop your whining hemorrhoid. Many people have left here and gone to
mail lists, forums, etc., because of your consistent arrogance,
bullying, and putrid sense of humor. This could have been a better
place if it weren't for you.

Mary

On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 00:22:52 GMT, "Cereus-validus"
wrote:

Just what the world needs, yet another freaking gardening website.

Everybody and his uncle already has one. Every newbie that learns how to

set
up web pages starts another gardening website because they can't think of
anything original. The market is already beyond flooded and spread way

too
thin already. Its best that you try really hard to think up something
different.

Instead of us going to yours, why don't you farkles come here and we can
answer your questions.

Somebody aught to create a website with nothing but the malaprops and

faux
pas in prez Dubaya's speeches. There are so many of them, its hysterical.
Who elected that dyslexic clown to office in the first place?


Yann wrote in message
. ..
Hello all,

We are a small team working to build a site on Gardening and plants.
We set up a first draft there :
- http://www.gardenandco.com/
The site just opened, so you will find it pretty empty. But this is why

we
are writing here to you: would you have some information to share

there?
At the moment, we focus mainly on:
- web links (Yahoo style directory)
- Articles and News
- Forums

We are looking forward for your comments, any advice will be most

welcome.

Yann & Franck
--
http://www.gardenandco.com/






Cereus-validus 01-02-2004 07:42 PM

(not another) New site on garden
 
Mary, Mary, quite contrary, you are obviously way overdue for another
therapy session with your vibrating cucumber!!!!

I already have 7 groups of my own, you misinformed delusional frustrated
dizzy biatch.


Mary Elden wrote in message
...
Ok, you can do better. Lets see it. You don't even have the talent
to write a script or to html editing. hahaha. Maybe that's where
this underlying jealousy of yours comes in at.

Mary

On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 09:25:42 GMT, "Cereus-validus"
wrote:

The point just went way over your tiny head, Peewee.

I'm tired of seeing unimaginitive people repeatedly doing uninspired

things.

Just like you and your lame answer, Fluffboy.


Fred Garvin wrote in message
.. .
"Cereus-validus" wrote in
om:

Just what the world needs, yet another freaking gardening website.

Everybody and his uncle already has one. Every newbie that learns how

to
set up web pages starts another gardening website because they can't
think of anything original. The market is already beyond flooded and
spread way too thin already. Its best that you try really hard to

think
up something different.

Instead of us going to yours, why don't you farkles come here and we

can
answer your questions.

Somebody aught to create a website with nothing but the malaprops and
faux pas in prez Dubaya's speeches. There are so many of them, its
hysterical. Who elected that dyslexic clown to office in the first
place?



Bad day huh? That must suck.






Cereus-validus 01-02-2004 07:46 PM

(not another) New site on garden
 
Xref: kermit rec.gardens:263961

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, you are obviously way overdue for another
therapy session with your vibrating cucumber!!!!

You can think of it as organic prozac.

Mary Elden wrote in message
...
I think he's just having another one of his prozac moments! ;)

Mary

On Sun, 1 Feb 2004 07:26:44 -0000, "David Hill"
wrote:

".......... Just what the world needs, yet another freaking gardening
website........."

Do you say the same about yet another gardening book........?





Cereus-validus 01-02-2004 07:47 PM

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Wrong again, Fredo.

Its dim witted stooges like you with low expectation that are a major part
of the reason why such dreck is out there dumbing down to your simplistic
level of understanding. There is no incentive to put out a good product if
the typical consumer is a clueless nitwit like you. You aren't even bright
enough to be a moron.


Fred Garvin wrote in message
. ..
"Cereus-validus" wrote in
. com:

The point just went way over your tiny head, Peewee.

I'm tired of seeing unimaginitive people repeatedly doing uninspired
things.

Just like you and your lame answer, Fluffboy.




Get a life. Look folks, another moron who thinks they're perfect.....




Fred Garvin wrote in message
...
"Cereus-validus" wrote in
om:

Just what the world needs, yet another freaking gardening website.

Everybody and his uncle already has one. Every newbie that learns how
to set up web pages starts another gardening website because they
can't think of anything original. The market is already beyond
flooded and spread way too thin already. Its best that you try really
hard to think up something different.

Instead of us going to yours, why don't you farkles come here and we
can answer your questions.

Somebody aught to create a website with nothing but the malaprops and
faux pas in prez Dubaya's speeches. There are so many of them, its
hysterical. Who elected that dyslexic clown to office in the first
place?



Bad day huh? That must suck.





Mary Elden 01-02-2004 10:18 PM

(not another) New site on garden
 
Hahaha...this is all you can come up with. Now run and play child. I
have no time for your little tantrums. Off to find someone who really
knows how to handle a woman.

Mary

On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 17:34:29 GMT, "Cereus-validus"
wrote:

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, you are obviously way overdue for another
therapy session with your vibrating cucumber!!!!




Mary Elden 01-02-2004 10:26 PM

(not another) New site on garden
 
Hahaha...this is all you can come up with. Now run and play child. I
have no time for your little tantrums. Off to find someone who really
knows how to handle a woman.

Mary

On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 17:34:29 GMT, "Cereus-validus"
wrote:

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, you are obviously way overdue for another
therapy session with your vibrating cucumber!!!!




Mary Elden 01-02-2004 10:35 PM

(not another) New site on garden
 
Hahaha...this is all you can come up with. Now run and play child. I
have no time for your little tantrums. Off to find someone who really
knows how to handle a woman.

Mary

On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 17:34:29 GMT, "Cereus-validus"
wrote:

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, you are obviously way overdue for another
therapy session with your vibrating cucumber!!!!




Cereus-validus 02-02-2004 10:42 AM

(not another) New site on garden
 
Xref: kermit rec.gardens:264016

You sure are a pip, Melonhead.

You are tripping, you frustrated biatch!!

Why don't you go and play "hide the cucumber" with your Lebanese girlfriend.


Mary Elden wrote in message
...
Hahaha...this is all you can come up with. Now run and play child. I
have no time for your little tantrums. Off to find someone who really
knows how to handle a woman.

Mary

On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 17:34:29 GMT, "Cereus-validus"
wrote:

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, you are obviously way overdue for another
therapy session with your vibrating cucumber!!!!






DavidPT40 02-02-2004 01:32 PM

(not another) New site on garden
 
I love GW!



Cereus-validus 02-02-2004 09:02 PM

(not another) New site on garden
 
No accounting for taste.

You probably like to eat dog shit too!!!


DavidPT40 wrote in message
news:ugsTb.204560$I06.2257070@attbi_s01...
I love GW!





Cereus-validus 02-02-2004 09:15 PM

(not another) New site on garden
 
No accounting for taste.

You probably like to eat dog shit too!!!


DavidPT40 wrote in message
news:ugsTb.204560$I06.2257070@attbi_s01...
I love GW!





Tom Randy 02-02-2004 09:32 PM

(not another) New site on garden
 
"DavidPT40" wrote in news:ugsTb.204560$I06.2257070
@attbi_s01:

I love GW!



I do too, I don't know why some people seem to have a problem with it. I
never had a problem there and the people are very nice.

Tom


Cereus-validus 03-02-2004 10:02 AM

(not another) New site on garden
 
Obviously clueless you think things there are so nice and hunky dory there
because you know absolutely nothing about what really goes on behind the
scenes at GW.

Its because the arrogant mofo that runs GW is an evil autocratic despot with
delusions of godhood.

All the knowledgeable people who were once contributors there have all been
banished to Disneyland by him and the only people who remain are clueless
butt-kissing dimwits who make lame guesses and don't know a damn thing. Most
of the advice given out by the newbie beginners there is completely wrong.
Nice but dim and ineffectual. If you are too stupid to know that, then you
are of no use to anyone here either.


Tom Randy wrote in message
. 90...
"DavidPT40" wrote in news:ugsTb.204560$I06.2257070
@attbi_s01:

I love GW!



I do too, I don't know why some people seem to have a problem with it. I
never had a problem there and the people are very nice.

Tom




quest 03-02-2004 11:02 AM

(not another) New site on garden
 

"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
m...
Obviously clueless you think things there are so nice and hunky dory there
because you know absolutely nothing about what really goes on behind the
scenes at GW.

Its because the arrogant mofo that runs GW is an evil autocratic despot

with
delusions of godhood.

All the knowledgeable people who were once contributors there have all

been
banished to Disneyland by him and the only people who remain are clueless
butt-kissing dimwits who make lame guesses and don't know a damn thing.

Most
of the advice given out by the newbie beginners there is completely wrong.
Nice but dim and ineffectual. If you are too stupid to know that, then you
are of no use to anyone here either.


Tom Randy wrote in message
. 90...
"DavidPT40" wrote in

news:ugsTb.204560$I06.2257070
@attbi_s01:

I love GW!



I do too, I don't know why some people seem to have a problem with it. I
never had a problem there and the people are very nice.

Tom

Yes it is a very good and helpful place to go for information, trade, and
fun! But Cereus _is_ half right, in that rude crude unkind know-it-all types
that can't play nicely are asked to leave. Happily, it's that way on the
"pay to play" garden forums too ;)




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