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Ted Harvard 19-06-2004 11:02 AM

Ancient dungeons found under my garden
 
Should I enter or run away ?

There could be treasures inside or dangerous monsters ...

pixi 19-06-2004 01:03 PM

Ancient dungeons found under my garden
 
Call in the archaeologists. Do not disturb ancient ruins.


"Ted Harvard" wrote in message
om...
Should I enter or run away ?

There could be treasures inside or dangerous monsters ...




Salty Thumb 19-06-2004 06:03 PM

Ancient dungeons found under my garden
 
(Ted Harvard) wrote in
om:

Should I enter or run away ?

There could be treasures inside or dangerous monsters ...


If the dungeon is actually under your garden, then you should enter.
If the entrance is actually a portal to another dimension, then you should
run away.

Regardless, if you decide enter, make sure you bring your longsword +1/+5
vs. giant chipmunks, available at Tru-valor Home and Dungeon (hurry on sale
this week only 500 gold pieces).

If you see a flesh-eating rutabaga root, don't be a hero, run away.

Zemedelec 19-06-2004 08:02 PM

Ancient dungeons found under my garden
 
Or it could be a mushroom farm.
zemedelec

Ka30P 19-06-2004 08:03 PM

Ancient dungeons found under my garden
 

Watch for Dementors and Death Eaters and
He Who Must Not Be Named...


kathy :-)
algae primer
http://hometown.aol.com/ka30p/myhomepage/garden.html

nina 19-06-2004 09:03 PM

Ancient dungeons found under my garden
 
Enter.
"Ted Harvard" wrote in message
om...
Should I enter or run away ?

There could be treasures inside or dangerous monsters ...




John McGaw 19-06-2004 09:04 PM

Ancient dungeons found under my garden
 
"Ted Harvard" wrote in message
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Should I enter or run away ?

There could be treasures inside or dangerous monsters ...


Possibly an alternate entrance to the colossal cave? Enter. Be sure to catch
the bird and remember that the word is "xyzzy".
--
John McGaw
[Knoxville, TN, USA]
http://johnmcgaw.com



madgardener 19-06-2004 10:03 PM

Ancient dungeons found under my garden
 

"Salty Thumb" wrote in message
...
(Ted Harvard) wrote in
om:

Should I enter or run away ?

There could be treasures inside or dangerous monsters ...


If the dungeon is actually under your garden, then you should enter.
If the entrance is actually a portal to another dimension, then you should
run away.

Regardless, if you decide enter, make sure you bring your longsword +1/+5
vs. giant chipmunks, available at Tru-valor Home and Dungeon (hurry on

sale
this week only 500 gold pieces).

If you see a flesh-eating rutabaga root, don't be a hero, run away.


If upon entering the dungeon you encounter large gelatinous cubes with
garden tools imbedded inside them, FLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
madgardener (who had a little help with this from her son, St.Dharma who
resides upstairs in the attic computer loft, writing lengthy phrases with
others of his kindred)



Paulo 19-06-2004 10:05 PM

Ancient dungeons found under my garden
 
How about a subway line ?....THis can be your private station?

--
Paulo
"Zemedelec" wrote in message
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Or it could be a mushroom farm.
zemedelec




Suzie-Q 20-06-2004 12:02 AM

Ancient dungeons found under my garden
 
In article ,
(Ted Harvard) wrote:

Should I enter or run away ?

There could be treasures inside or dangerous monsters ...



Go for it. Make sure you let us know what you find.
--
8^)~~~ Sue (remove the x to e-mail)
~~~~~~
"I reserve the absolute right to be smarter
today than I was yesterday." -Adlai Stevenson

http://home.earthlink.net/~sme617

The Watcher 20-06-2004 04:02 AM

Ancient dungeons found under my garden
 
Xref: kermit rec.gardens:283079

On 19 Jun 2004 02:58:33 -0700, (Ted Harvard) wrote:

Should I enter or run away ?

There could be treasures inside or dangerous monsters ...


Enter only lighted areas. If you go into a dark area you may be eaten by a grue.
;)


'enry VIII 20-06-2004 04:03 AM

Ancient dungeons found under my garden
 

"Suzie-Q" wrote in message
...
In article ,
(Ted Harvard) wrote:

Should I enter or run away ?

There could be treasures inside or dangerous monsters ...



Go for it. Make sure you let us know what you find.


Yes, if you manage to survive the experience, by all means let us know what
you find or what found you! ;-0

'enry VIII



Alice B 20-06-2004 05:02 AM

Ancient dungeons found under my garden
 

"Ted Harvard" wrote in message
om...
Should I enter or run away ?

There could be treasures inside or dangerous monsters ...


And what was that you said you have been smoking?



Antipodean Bucket Farmer 21-06-2004 08:02 AM

Ancient dungeons found under my garden
 
In article
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says...
Should I enter or run away ?

There could be treasures inside or dangerous monsters ...



I suggest avoiding it. There is annoying troll living
down there. Your time would be better spent in the
garden.


--
Guide To DIY Living
http://www.self-reliance.co.nz
(Work in progress)

Gardñ@Gardñ.info 28-06-2004 12:03 PM

Ancient dungeons found under my garden
 
(Ted Harvard) in news:f89143b2.0406190158.752e0240
@posting.google.com:

Should I enter or run away ?

There could be treasures inside or dangerous monsters ...


over the last few years, i've been seeing numerous reports similar to
yours. at this rate, gopher civilization will soon surpass ours.


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