I Can't turn off my ceiling fan
 

I refuse to grow up.

I just require re-potting every once in awhile.

Murri

(Shopping for those who don't catch my meaning.)


"Warren" wrote in message
news:agFMc.24453$8_6.18457@attbi_s04...
MLEBLANCA wrote:

Who wants to grow up???


I agree
"Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional"
Somebody



"You're only young once, but you can be immature for ever."

Germaine Greer
Australian writer and feminist
1939-????


--
Warren H.

==========
Disclaimer: My views reflect those of myself, and not my
employer, my friends, nor (as she often tells me) my wife.
Any resemblance to the views of anybody living or dead is
coincidental. No animals were hurt in the writing of this
response -- unless you count my dog who desperately wants
to go outside now.
Blatant Plug: Books for the Pacific Northwest gardener:
http://www.holzemville.com/mall/nwgardener/index.html

I Can't turn off my ceiling fan
 

I have no idea why, but this reminded me of the *old* Robert Klein skit
where he's playing blues harp and singing "I Can't Stop My Leg"

Thanks, :-)
Bob

I Can't turn off my ceiling fan
 

I have no idea why, but this reminded me of the *old* Robert Klein skit
where he's playing blues harp and singing "I Can't Stop My Leg"

Thanks, :-)
Bob

I Can't turn off my ceiling fan
 

LOL.. thanks for the laugh, Gary.. I needed that! server been driving
me crazy kicking me off line, not connecting properly or timely, for
two weeks now.. at a time when i needed to down load some important
(to me) software! and get important info from out of state
relatives!. like you say, another chapter!
lee h

(Gary) wrote in message . com...
It's been my experience that mechanical things just work better if you
periodically kick the living sh*t out of them. In this case, it may
not be practical to kick the offending machine, unless you have a very
high kick, or a very low ceiling. My advice would be to jump up and
hang onto the damned thing until you and it come crashing to the
floor. From there, you can easily get a foot, hand, or sledge hammer
on it to reduce it to a multitude of minute pieces, which can then
easily be scooped up and placed in the dustbin. Then go out to Wally
World and get yourself a $9.99 portable, oscillating fan that will
faithfully run longer than your grandchildren will be on this earth.
Another chapter in the "Life Sucks When Things Don't Work" book,
huh!!!
:)
Gary

I Can't turn off my ceiling fan
 

Sounds like you haven't grown up.

"Jim Carlock" wrote in message
.. .
:-) Put your mouth up to it and do the Ahghghghghgh sound into it.
You'll get a nice tremolo effect. Reminds me of when I was a kid
and made that sound while someone pounded on my back.

--
Jim Carlock
http://www.microcosmotalk.com/
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sytech.at.oohay.moc wrote:

I have a Hunter-Douglas (Home Depot) ceiling fan in my office.

It has one of those chain "puller" switches to adjust the speed and to
turn it on or off. As I was turning on the fan, the chain pulled out
and now I can't turn the fan off. HELP!!!!!!!!!

Any advice will be appreciated.

Thanks,

Sy

I Can't turn off my ceiling fan
 

sytech.at.oohay.moc wrote:

I have a Hunter-Douglas (Home Depot) ceiling fan in my office.

It has one of those chain "puller" switches to adjust the speed and to
turn it on or off. As I was turning on the fan, the chain pulled out
and now I can't turn the fan off. HELP!!!!!!!!!

Any advice will be appreciated.

Thanks,

Sy


"Jim Carlock" wrote in message
.. .

:-) Put your mouth up to it and do the Ahghghghghgh sound into it.
You'll get a nice tremolo effect. Reminds me of when I was a kid
and made that sound while someone pounded on my back.

--
Jim Carlock
http://www.microcosmotalk.com/
Post replies to the newsgroup.

Douglas E. wrote:
Sounds like you haven't grown up.


Who wants to grow up???

I Can't turn off my ceiling fan
 

Douglas E. wrote:
Sounds like you haven't grown up.


Who wants to grow up???


I agree
"Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional"
Somebody

Emilie
NorCal

I Can't turn off my ceiling fan
 

I stopped growing up a long long time ago. I'm currently
growing out. :-)

--
Jim Carlock
http://www.votetoimpeach.org/
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"MLEBLANCA" wrote:
Douglas E. wrote:
Sounds like you haven't grown up.


Who wants to grow up???


I agree
"Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional"
Somebody

Emilie
NorCal

I Can't turn off my ceiling fan
 

MLEBLANCA wrote:

Who wants to grow up???


I agree
"Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional"
Somebody



"You're only young once, but you can be immature for ever."

Germaine Greer
Australian writer and feminist
1939-????


--
Warren H.

==========
Disclaimer: My views reflect those of myself, and not my
employer, my friends, nor (as she often tells me) my wife.
Any resemblance to the views of anybody living or dead is
coincidental. No animals were hurt in the writing of this
response -- unless you count my dog who desperately wants
to go outside now.
Blatant Plug: Books for the Pacific Northwest gardener:
http://www.holzemville.com/mall/nwgardener/index.html

I Can't turn off my ceiling fan
 

I prefer pedestal fans too. A ceiling fan feels like a giant lawn mower. :)

(Gary) wrote in message . com...
It's been my experience that mechanical things just work better if you
periodically kick the living sh*t out of them. In this case, it may
not be practical to kick the offending machine, unless you have a very
high kick, or a very low ceiling. My advice would be to jump up and
hang onto the damned thing until you and it come crashing to the
floor. From there, you can easily get a foot, hand, or sledge hammer
on it to reduce it to a multitude of minute pieces, which can then
easily be scooped up and placed in the dustbin. Then go out to Wally
World and get yourself a $9.99 portable, oscillating fan that will
faithfully run longer than your grandchildren will be on this earth.
Another chapter in the "Life Sucks When Things Don't Work" book,
huh!!!
:)
Gary

I Can't turn off my ceiling fan
 

I refuse to grow up.

I just require re-potting every once in awhile.

Murri

(Shopping for those who don't catch my meaning.)


"Warren" wrote in message
news:agFMc.24453$8_6.18457@attbi_s04...
MLEBLANCA wrote:

Who wants to grow up???


I agree
"Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional"
Somebody



"You're only young once, but you can be immature for ever."

Germaine Greer
Australian writer and feminist
1939-????


--
Warren H.

==========
Disclaimer: My views reflect those of myself, and not my
employer, my friends, nor (as she often tells me) my wife.
Any resemblance to the views of anybody living or dead is
coincidental. No animals were hurt in the writing of this
response -- unless you count my dog who desperately wants
to go outside now.
Blatant Plug: Books for the Pacific Northwest gardener:
http://www.holzemville.com/mall/nwgardener/index.html

I Can't turn off my ceiling fan
 

I have no idea why, but this reminded me of the *old* Robert Klein skit
where he's playing blues harp and singing "I Can't Stop My Leg"

Thanks, :-)
Bob

I Can't turn off my ceiling fan
 

LOL.. thanks for the laugh, Gary.. I needed that! server been driving
me crazy kicking me off line, not connecting properly or timely, for
two weeks now.. at a time when i needed to down load some important
(to me) software! and get important info from out of state
relatives!. like you say, another chapter!
lee h

(Gary) wrote in message . com...
It's been my experience that mechanical things just work better if you
periodically kick the living sh*t out of them. In this case, it may
not be practical to kick the offending machine, unless you have a very
high kick, or a very low ceiling. My advice would be to jump up and
hang onto the damned thing until you and it come crashing to the
floor. From there, you can easily get a foot, hand, or sledge hammer
on it to reduce it to a multitude of minute pieces, which can then
easily be scooped up and placed in the dustbin. Then go out to Wally
World and get yourself a $9.99 portable, oscillating fan that will
faithfully run longer than your grandchildren will be on this earth.
Another chapter in the "Life Sucks When Things Don't Work" book,
huh!!!
:)
Gary

I Can't turn off my ceiling fan
 

I stopped growing up a long long time ago. I'm currently
growing out. :-)

--
Jim Carlock
http://www.votetoimpeach.org/
Post replies to the newsgroup.


"MLEBLANCA" wrote:
Douglas E. wrote:
Sounds like you haven't grown up.


Who wants to grow up???


I agree
"Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional"
Somebody

Emilie
NorCal

I Can't turn off my ceiling fan
 

MLEBLANCA wrote:

Who wants to grow up???


I agree
"Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional"
Somebody



"You're only young once, but you can be immature for ever."

Germaine Greer
Australian writer and feminist
1939-????


--
Warren H.

==========
Disclaimer: My views reflect those of myself, and not my
employer, my friends, nor (as she often tells me) my wife.
Any resemblance to the views of anybody living or dead is
coincidental. No animals were hurt in the writing of this
response -- unless you count my dog who desperately wants
to go outside now.
Blatant Plug: Books for the Pacific Northwest gardener:
http://www.holzemville.com/mall/nwgardener/index.html