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Don't feed the republicans
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Actual news... Warning: Graphic violence depected. http://www.cnn.com/US/9708/14/police.torture/ The initiation of the Skull & Bones initiates find humor, and perhaps George W. Bush or John Kerry do as well... http://www.nyobserver.com/pages/story.asp?ID=4136 Skull and Bones... who is going to talk ? -- Jim Carlock Condaleeza Rice sings like a rock star... http://www.microcosmotalk.com/thefacts/crsong01.mp3 Post replies to the newsgroup. "B & J" wrote: "Cereus-validus" wrote: Looking forward to hearing that master debater Dubya debating with Kerry. Dubya will surely lose mucho points in the popularity polls with every malaprop that spring from his mouth!!!! Only the diehard Archie Bunkers will be unswayed by the babblings of that addled twit. ******************* As long as this thread is totally OT, I figured many in the group might enjoy this Republican Convention Schedule: John ;-) Republican National Convention Schedule Revised July 2004 6:00pm - Opening prayer 6:15pm - Supplementary opening prayer 6:30pm - Prayer in thanks of first two prayers 6:45pm - New energy policy presented by Exxon 7:00pm - Canonization of Reagan 7:15pm - Additional prayers 7:30pm - Opening remarks by Halliburton 8:00pm - Prayer for the safety and well-being of Ken "Kenny-boy" Lay 8:15pm - Additional remarks by Halliburton 8:30pm - Stoning of the first homosexual 8:45pm - New healthcare polices presented by HMO leader, Kaiser Permanente 9:00pm - Invasion of Iran or North Korea (TBA) 9:15pm - Halliburton contributes 1.4 billion to Republican party 9:30pm - Reagan elevated to savior, Holy Trinity now referred to as "the quads" 9:45pm - Bush undergoes plastic surgery to look more like Reagan 10:00pm - Cheney runs into Ron Reagan, Jr. Tells him to go f*ck himself 10:15pm - Recall of troops from accidental invasion of South Korea (Bush: "Damn, the SOUTH is our ally. My bad.") 10:30pm - Burning at the stake of 16 year-old Jenny Williams, who had an illegal abortion after being raped by her cousin 10:45pm - Dancing around the golden calf 11:00pm - Stoning of the partner of the first homosexual 11:15pm - New forestry policy presented by Weyerhaeuser 11:45pm - Thanking God for his wisdom in choosing Bush as president 12:00pm - Closing prayers (lasting until 2:00am) 2:00 am - Hookers arrive for all delegates |
Landover Baptist are a spoof by anti Christian group
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glad they were that AIDS was here to punish those evil homosexuals. :/ People like that make me glad I'm not a theist(as if I wasn't already). Satirists? I prefer to think of them as hypocrites. ;) You are lieing because Landover Baptists are a spoof, a satire and does not even exist. It is a product of Americhrist Ltd, an anti religion organization. http://www.bee.net/cardigan/attic/050502.htm What kills me is how many people leave this site thinking it's serious. It's a spoof, folks! If one clicks on the link to Americhrist, Ltd., found at the bottom of several of the pages there, the truth is revealed: "The Landover Baptist Church® is a satirical newsletter/website published by Americhrist Ltd. landoverbaptist.com/.org enjoy an average of 215,000 unique sessions, 1.3 million unique pageviews, and over 24 million hits per month. The Landover Baptist Church® uses invented names in every article, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental." Wil |
Landover Baptist are a spoof by anti Christian group
"Wil" wrote in message ... . glad they were that AIDS was here to punish those evil homosexuals. :/ People like that make me glad I'm not a theist(as if I wasn't already). Satirists? I prefer to think of them as hypocrites. ;) You are lieing because Landover Baptists are a spoof, a satire and does not even exist. It is a product of Americhrist Ltd, an anti religion organization. http://www.bee.net/cardigan/attic/050502.htm What kills me is how many people leave this site thinking it's serious. It's a spoof, folks! If one clicks on the link to Americhrist, Ltd., found at the bottom of several of the pages there, the truth is revealed: "The Landover Baptist Church® is a satirical newsletter/website published by Americhrist Ltd. landoverbaptist.com/.org enjoy an average of 215,000 unique sessions, 1.3 million unique pageviews, and over 24 million hits per month. The Landover Baptist Church® uses invented names in every article, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental." It is one of the best humor sites on the internet, in my opion. I also love www.bettybowers.com Wil |
Landover Baptist are a spoof by anti Christian group
"Vox Humana" wrote in message ... "Wil" wrote in message ... . glad they were that AIDS was here to punish those evil homosexuals. :/ People like that make me glad I'm not a theist(as if I wasn't already). Satirists? I prefer to think of them as hypocrites. ;) "The Landover Baptist Church® is a satirical newsletter/website published by Americhrist Ltd. landoverbaptist.com/.org enjoy an average of 215,000 unique sessions, 1.3 million unique pageviews, and over 24 million hits per month. The Landover Baptist Church® uses invented names in every article, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental." It is one of the best humor sites on the internet, in my opion. I also love www.bettybowers.com Yeah, me too, it's a great site. Christian crack whores and turning tricks for Jesus! LOL Cindy |
Landover Baptist are a spoof by anti Christian group
"Vox Humana" wrote in message ... "Wil" wrote in message ... . glad they were that AIDS was here to punish those evil homosexuals. :/ People like that make me glad I'm not a theist(as if I wasn't already). Satirists? I prefer to think of them as hypocrites. ;) You are lieing because Landover Baptists are a spoof, a satire and does not even exist. It is a product of Americhrist Ltd, an anti religion organization. http://www.bee.net/cardigan/attic/050502.htm What kills me is how many people leave this site thinking it's serious. It's a spoof, folks! If one clicks on the link to Americhrist, Ltd., found at the bottom of several of the pages there, the truth is revealed: "The Landover Baptist Church® is a satirical newsletter/website published by Americhrist Ltd. landoverbaptist.com/.org enjoy an average of 215,000 unique sessions, 1.3 million unique pageviews, and over 24 million hits per month. The Landover Baptist Church® uses invented names in every article, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental." It is one of the best humor sites on the internet, in my opion. I also love www.bettybowers.com to each his own, but I am not amused. Wil |
Landover Baptist are a spoof by anti Christian group
"Wil" wrote in message ... "Vox Humana" wrote in message ... "Wil" wrote in message ... . glad they were that AIDS was here to punish those evil homosexuals. :/ People like that make me glad I'm not a theist(as if I wasn't already). Satirists? I prefer to think of them as hypocrites. ;) You are lieing because Landover Baptists are a spoof, a satire and does not even exist. It is a product of Americhrist Ltd, an anti religion organization. http://www.bee.net/cardigan/attic/050502.htm What kills me is how many people leave this site thinking it's serious. It's a spoof, folks! If one clicks on the link to Americhrist, Ltd., found at the bottom of several of the pages there, the truth is revealed: "The Landover Baptist Church® is a satirical newsletter/website published by Americhrist Ltd. landoverbaptist.com/.org enjoy an average of 215,000 unique sessions, 1.3 million unique pageviews, and over 24 million hits per month. The Landover Baptist Church® uses invented names in every article, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental." It is one of the best humor sites on the internet, in my opion. I also love www.bettybowers.com to each his own, but I am not amused. That's what I think when I am hounded by the religious fanatics from groups such as the American Family Association, Family Research Council, Focus on the Family, Concerned Women for America, and so on. |
Landover Baptist are a spoof by anti Christian group
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"Wil" wrote: . glad they were that AIDS was here to punish those evil homosexuals. :/ People like that make me glad I'm not a theist(as if I wasn't already). Satirists? I prefer to think of them as hypocrites. ;) You are lieing because Landover Baptists are a spoof, a satire and does not even exist. It is a product of Americhrist Ltd, an anti religion organization. Where do you get that they're anti-religion? They're clearly anti-a certain flavor of what calls itself Christianity, but their attitude seems to me to be coming from a perspective that's quite consistent with the religion I practice. You know, love, acceptance, compassion? Priscilla |
Landover Baptist are a spoof by anti Christian group
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"Vox Humana" wrote: That's what I think when I am hounded by the religious fanatics from groups such as the American Family Association, Family Research Council, Focus on the Family, Concerned Women for America, and so on. I find myself often tempted to join one of those "pro-family" organizations and get all eager about asking how they're going to help support families I care about who have two mommies or two daddies and a mommy or one mommy or.... Priscilla |
Landover Baptist are a spoof by anti Christian group
"Wil" wrote in message ... "Vox Humana" wrote in message ... "Wil" wrote in message ... . It is one of the best humor sites on the internet, in my opion. I also love www.bettybowers.com to each his own, but I am not amused. No? Why am I not surprised that most Fundies have no sense of humor! Rosewood Wil |
Landover Baptist are a spoof by anti Christian group
"Priscilla Ballou" wrote in message ... In article , "Wil" wrote: . glad they were that AIDS was here to punish those evil homosexuals. :/ People like that make me glad I'm not a theist(as if I wasn't already). Satirists? I prefer to think of them as hypocrites. ;) You are lieing because Landover Baptists are a spoof, a satire and does not even exist. It is a product of Americhrist Ltd, an anti religion organization. Where do you get that they're anti-religion? They're clearly anti-a certain flavor of what calls itself Christianity, but their attitude seems to me to be coming from a perspective that's quite consistent with the religion I practice. You know, love, acceptance, compassion? Priscilla According to a lot of these Fundies, anyone that doesn't believe their version of the fairy tale bible, must be the anti-christ or devil. Seems Wil is of that persuasion and he and the rest of the Fundies are clearly anti-religion unless that religion is the same as they believe. Rosewood |
They never seem to hold them baptists under quite long enough!
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Quit picking on the Baptists!
But there is a couple of things with their beliefs that I don't understand. Baptists are against abortions. Baptists are against homosexuals. But, I can't think of anyone who has less abortions than homosexuals! -- |
"TOM KAN PA" wrote in message ... Quit picking on the Baptists! But there is a couple of things with their beliefs that I don't understand. Baptists are against abortions. Baptists are against homosexuals. But, I can't think of anyone who has less abortions than homosexuals! -- They would be for abortions to eliminate homosexuals. |
"Rosewood" wrote in message According to a lot of these Fundies, anyone that doesn't believe their version of the fairy tale bible, must be the anti-christ or devil. One of the funniest real-life religious events of recent times was when the Southern Baptists of Alabama accidentally released a memo of their "census" of "the saved" in Alabama. Coincidentally, it exactly matched the attendance figures for that denomination's churches. Needless to say, there were quite a few ****ed off Methodists, Presbyterians, and other Protestants, never mind the Catholics, who, if you turn on a radio anywhere in the deep South, you will learn are the spawn of Satan and the devil's own workers. |
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