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14-08-2004 06:48 PM

Democrat convention schedule
 
Democrat National Convention Schedule

6:00pm - Opening prayer by Bishop Eugene Anderson

6:15pm - Supplementary opening prayer by Imam Sadiq al-Sadir

via satellite

6:30pm - French national anthem sung by Hole

6:45pm - Opening remarks by Larry Flint

7:00pm - Canonization of New Jersey governor James McGreevey

7:15pm - Additional prayers to GAIA

7:30pm - Exhibition by NAMBLA: How to pick up young boys

8:00pm - Presentation of policy paper on lowering age of consent

of males to eight

8:15pm - Celebration of the burning of 200 Christian churches by

Albanian moslems

8:30pm - Stoning of two Boy Scouts

8:45pm - New healthcare polices presented by Jack Kevorkian

9:00pm - Homily to the invasion of Waco

9:15pm - Currency trafficking robber barron, George Soros, contributes

1.4 billion to Democrat party

9:30pm - Harvey Feirstein declares Kerry the first queer president

9:45pm - Kerry tells how botox erased the scars for which he received

three purple hearts

9:50pm - Kerry intones his ³Christmas in Cambodia² story, declares

it central turning point in his life

10:00pm - Theresa Heinz bumps into peasant, tells him to go f*ck himself

10:15pm - Recall of troops from everywhere

10:30pm - Burning at the stake of doctor who accidentally allowed

partial birth abortion ³patient² to be born alive.

10:45pm - Supplementary demonstration by NAMBLA: How to pick up

really young boys

11:00pm - Ritual scourging of two tax protesters

11:15pm - New marriage policy presented by PETA

11:45pm - Democrat platform amended to include preferential adoption

of young boys by gay male couples

12:00pm - John Edwards tells the secret of getting rich by suing

hospitals into bankruptcy

12:15am - Berkeley and Fallujah named sister cities

1:30am - Closing speech by Dick Cutter, president, Transsexuals for Kerry

1:45am - Instead of balloons, thousands of tubes of K/Y jelly drop

from the ceiling onto excited convention revelers below

2:00am - Doors are locked, males and females segregated, saturnalia

lasts until dawn

9:00am to Noon - Exhausted Democrats butt-walk to their rented SUV¹s

and drive to airport

michelle 14-08-2004 07:49 PM

Is it trut that his male lover is the head groundskeeper at the Mirage
in Las Vegas?


wrote:
Democrat National Convention Schedule...........



7:00pm - Canonization of New Jersey governor James McGreevey......









Priscilla Ballou 14-08-2004 09:28 PM

In article ,
michelle wrote:

Is it trut that his male lover is the head groundskeeper at the Mirage
in Las Vegas?


wrote:


7:00pm - Canonization of New Jersey governor James McGreevey......


The man with whom he was having an affair and who is now suing him for
sexual harassment was given a high position in the NJ government by
McGreevey -- a position for which he was not qualified.

Priscilla

John P. Mullen 14-08-2004 09:39 PM



Priscilla Ballou wrote:
In article ,
michelle wrote:


Is it trut that his male lover is the head groundskeeper at the Mirage
in Las Vegas?



wrote:



7:00pm - Canonization of New Jersey governor James McGreevey......



The man with whom he was having an affair and who is now suing him for
sexual harassment was given a high position in the NJ government by
McGreevey -- a position for which he was not qualified.

Priscilla


It's an inside joke. Apparently you do not know who the head
groundskeeper at Mirage is.


Priscilla Ballou 14-08-2004 09:41 PM

In article ,
"John P. Mullen" wrote:

The man with whom he was having an affair and who is now suing him for
sexual harassment was given a high position in the NJ government by
McGreevey -- a position for which he was not qualified.

It's an inside joke. Apparently you do not know who the head
groundskeeper at Mirage is.


Oh, sorry. No. Who?

Priscilla

gregpresley 15-08-2004 12:33 AM

You seem awfully fixated on young boys, mr. insister, and on homosexuals in
general. You might want to talk to a therapist about what that fixation says
about you.
wrote in message
...
Democrat National Convention Schedule

6:00pm - Opening prayer by Bishop Eugene Anderson

6:15pm - Supplementary opening prayer by Imam Sadiq al-Sadir

via satellite

6:30pm - French national anthem sung by Hole

6:45pm - Opening remarks by Larry Flint

7:00pm - Canonization of New Jersey governor James McGreevey

7:15pm - Additional prayers to GAIA

7:30pm - Exhibition by NAMBLA: How to pick up young boys

8:00pm - Presentation of policy paper on lowering age of consent

of males to eight

8:15pm - Celebration of the burning of 200 Christian churches by

Albanian moslems

8:30pm - Stoning of two Boy Scouts

8:45pm - New healthcare polices presented by Jack Kevorkian

9:00pm - Homily to the invasion of Waco

9:15pm - Currency trafficking robber barron, George Soros, contributes

1.4 billion to Democrat party

9:30pm - Harvey Feirstein declares Kerry the first queer president

9:45pm - Kerry tells how botox erased the scars for which he received

three purple hearts

9:50pm - Kerry intones his ³Christmas in Cambodia² story, declares

it central turning point in his life

10:00pm - Theresa Heinz bumps into peasant, tells him to go f*ck himself

10:15pm - Recall of troops from everywhere

10:30pm - Burning at the stake of doctor who accidentally allowed

partial birth abortion ³patient² to be born alive.

10:45pm - Supplementary demonstration by NAMBLA: How to pick up

really young boys

11:00pm - Ritual scourging of two tax protesters

11:15pm - New marriage policy presented by PETA

11:45pm - Democrat platform amended to include preferential adoption

of young boys by gay male couples

12:00pm - John Edwards tells the secret of getting rich by suing

hospitals into bankruptcy

12:15am - Berkeley and Fallujah named sister cities

1:30am - Closing speech by Dick Cutter, president, Transsexuals for Kerry

1:45am - Instead of balloons, thousands of tubes of K/Y jelly drop

from the ceiling onto excited convention revelers below

2:00am - Doors are locked, males and females segregated, saturnalia

lasts until dawn

9:00am to Noon - Exhausted Democrats butt-walk to their rented SUV¹s

and drive to airport




Priscilla Ballou 15-08-2004 03:57 AM


wrote in message
...
Democrat National Convention Schedule

6:00pm - Opening prayer by Bishop Eugene Anderson


Who's Bishop Eugene Anderson? Is the name you're looking for Bishop V.
Gene Robinson? He'd be a great one for an opening prayer. Wonderful
presence he has. Good man.

Priscilla

Dan Hartung 15-08-2004 06:41 AM

wrote:
Democrat National Convention Schedule


You only wish.

Mommy Bartlo 16-08-2004 03:45 AM

gregpresley wrote:

You seem awfully fixated on young boys, mr. insister, and on homosexuals in
general. You might want to talk to a therapist about what that fixation says
about you.
wrote in message
...

Democrat National Convention Schedule

6:00pm - Opening prayer by Bishop Eugene Anderson

6:15pm - Supplementary opening prayer by Imam Sadiq al-Sadir

via satellite

6:30pm - French national anthem sung by Hole

6:45pm - Opening remarks by Larry Flint

7:00pm - Canonization of New Jersey governor James McGreevey

7:15pm - Additional prayers to GAIA

7:30pm - Exhibition by NAMBLA: How to pick up young boys

8:00pm - Presentation of policy paper on lowering age of consent

of males to eight

8:15pm - Celebration of the burning of 200 Christian churches by

Albanian moslems

8:30pm - Stoning of two Boy Scouts

8:45pm - New healthcare polices presented by Jack Kevorkian

9:00pm - Homily to the invasion of Waco

9:15pm - Currency trafficking robber barron, George Soros, contributes

1.4 billion to Democrat party

9:30pm - Harvey Feirstein declares Kerry the first queer president

9:45pm - Kerry tells how botox erased the scars for which he received

three purple hearts

9:50pm - Kerry intones his ³Christmas in Cambodia² story, declares

it central turning point in his life

10:00pm - Theresa Heinz bumps into peasant, tells him to go f*ck himself

10:15pm - Recall of troops from everywhere

10:30pm - Burning at the stake of doctor who accidentally allowed

partial birth abortion ³patient² to be born alive.

10:45pm - Supplementary demonstration by NAMBLA: How to pick up

really young boys

11:00pm - Ritual scourging of two tax protesters

11:15pm - New marriage policy presented by PETA

11:45pm - Democrat platform amended to include preferential adoption

of young boys by gay male couples

12:00pm - John Edwards tells the secret of getting rich by suing

hospitals into bankruptcy

12:15am - Berkeley and Fallujah named sister cities

1:30am - Closing speech by Dick Cutter, president, Transsexuals for Kerry

1:45am - Instead of balloons, thousands of tubes of K/Y jelly drop

from the ceiling onto excited convention revelers below

2:00am - Doors are locked, males and females segregated, saturnalia

lasts until dawn

9:00am to Noon - Exhausted Democrats butt-walk to their rented SUV¹s

and drive to airport






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