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John A. Keslick, Jr. 09-01-2005 09:34 PM

hurricanes and your safety (Florida!)
 

KESLICK AND SON

MODERN ARBORICULTURE

214 N. PENN STREET

WEST CHESTER, PA 19380

610-696-5353 Cell 610-864-5251

WEB: http://www.chesco.com/~treeman/service

EMAIL:



TREES - hurricanes, windstorms and safety.



With the hurricane and windstorms the trees have been exposed to this year,
a visual inspection for safety by a tree biologist is recommended.

Cracks, hanging broken branches and trees partially uprooted are common and
can pose a high risk of hazard for humans and properties. Many of these
conditions can be seen by a professional.



We at KESLICK AND SON have a consulting tree biologist.

Call for our cost and availability.

Contact us at 610-696-5353 or cell 610-864-5251



Our tree biologist resume can be found he

http://www.chesco.com/~treeman/educat.html



Sincerely,



John A. Keslick, Jr.
Tree Biologist
http://www.chesco.com/~treeman
Beware of so-called TREE EXPERTS who do not understand TREE BIOLOGY!

Storms, fires, floods, earthquakes, and volcanic eruptions keep reminding us
that we are not the boss.



Ricky 10-01-2005 12:42 AM


"John A. Keslick, Jr." wrote in message
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KESLICK AND SON

MODERN ARBORICULTURE

214 N. PENN STREET

WEST CHESTER, PA 19380


Stay in PA. Anyone with a good set of eyes can look at a tree and see if
something is hanging loose. Stupid yankees. Go shovel snow.



John A. Keslick, Jr. 10-01-2005 07:35 PM

Explain how bark forms being you understand trees so well.


"Ricky" wrote in message
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"John A. Keslick, Jr." wrote in message
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KESLICK AND SON

MODERN ARBORICULTURE

214 N. PENN STREET

WEST CHESTER, PA 19380


Stay in PA. Anyone with a good set of eyes can look at a tree and see if
something is hanging loose. Stupid yankees. Go shovel snow.





John A. Keslick, Jr. 10-01-2005 07:36 PM

Explain how bark forms beings you seem to be the expert on trees.


"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
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With the hurricane and windstorms the trees have been exposed to this

year,
a visual inspection for safety by a tree biologist is recommended.


Cracks, hanging broken branches and trees partially uprooted are common

and
can pose a high risk of hazard for humans and properties. Many of these
conditions can be seen by a professional.


Even a one-eyed drunk can spot hanging branches and uprooted trees.
Still, it takes a real expert to persuade owners of said trees to pay
him to say "Uh oh, your partially uprooted tree is lying on top of your
partially wrecked car".

Janet.




Cereus-validus... 10-01-2005 09:54 PM

Hey Broccoli Biatch, stop being such a smart-ass limey interloper. Word to
YOUR mother. You should go back to trolling uk.wreck.gardens!!!!

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Explain how bark forms beings you seem to be the expert on trees.


Bark doesn't form beings. Ask your mummy to explain reproduction again.

Janet.




John A. Keslick, Jr. 10-01-2005 10:34 PM

So you do not understand tree growth.


"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
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from "John A. Keslick, Jr." contains these words:

Explain how bark forms beings you seem to be the expert on trees.


Bark doesn't form beings. Ask your mummy to explain reproduction

again.

Janet.




Ed Clarke 11-01-2005 01:11 AM

In article , John A. Keslick, Jr. wrote:
So you do not understand tree growth.


"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
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The message
from "John A. Keslick, Jr." contains these words:

Explain how bark forms beings you seem to be the expert on trees.


Bark doesn't form beings. Ask your mummy to explain reproduction

again.

Janet.


She was making fun of your grammar and writing skills. And you missed
that completely.


--
"De inimico non loquaris sed cogites."

paghat 11-01-2005 01:16 AM

In article , wrote:

In article , John A. Keslick, Jr. wrote:
So you do not understand tree growth.


"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
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The message
from "John A. Keslick, Jr." contains these words:

Explain how bark forms beings you seem to be the expert on trees.

Bark doesn't form beings. Ask your mummy to explain reproduction

again.

Janet.


She was making fun of your grammar and you missed
that completely.


It's not very nice to make fun of someone's grandmother.

-paghat the ratgirl

--
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"Oh, sir! The flowers, they are wild," replied the timid creature.
-from Peter Newell's "Wild Flowers"
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John A. Keslick, Jr. 12-01-2005 11:51 AM

Here's a little help. You contractors could buy these and give them to your
valued clients.

http://www.treedictionary.com/DICT20...azardtree.html

You may call me a Yankee but let it be know in 1990 I was one of the first
20 people in the state of florida to become an Certified Landscape
Maintenance Supervisor and Operator with the Landscape Maintenance
Association of Florida. In 1991 due to family problems I moved back to Pa.
I planted, added essential elements (not nutrients or tree food), and
trimmed trees in florida for 2 years. I made a lot of happy customers and
clients.

A tree should not be cut if it does not pose a risk to property or people.
Trees are for use by wildlife as well as for humans. If you have a wooded
area, you could use nurse logs rather than hauling the wood out. For some
of the benefits of wood with soil contact. Remember wood with soil contact
is not a fire hazard. For a review of some of the benefits of wood in a
wooded area see "A CALL FOR SOUND SCIENCE in the management of the
ecological stages of trees"
http://www.treedictionary.com/DICT2003/SOUND/index.html






--
Sincerely,

John A. Keslick, Jr.
http://www.chesco.com/~treeman
Beware of so-called TREE EXPERTS who do not understand TREE BIOLOGY!
www.treedictionary.com
Storms, fires, floods, earthquakes, and volcanic eruptions keep reminding us
that we are not the boss.




Tom Jaszewski 13-01-2005 02:34 AM


John stop taking it so serious (cereus?) like the rest of us you're
not getting out alive!


On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 17:34:50 -0500, "John A. Keslick, Jr."
wrote:

So you do not understand tree growth.


"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
...
The message
from "John A. Keslick, Jr." contains these words:

Explain how bark forms beings you seem to be the expert on trees.


Bark doesn't form beings. Ask your mummy to explain reproduction

again.

Janet.




John A. Keslick, Jr. 14-01-2005 04:19 PM

TOM
I just wondered how bark forms or trees. Tree anatomy must precede
physiology.

I guess I will have to look else where for intelligent conversation. So be
it.


Sincerely,

John A. Keslick, Jr.
http://www.chesco.com/~treeman
Beware of so-called TREE EXPERTS who do not understand TREE BIOLOGY!
www.treedictionary.com
Storms, fires, floods, earthquakes, and volcanic eruptions keep reminding us
that we are not the boss.






"Tom Jaszewski" wrote in message
...

John stop taking it so serious (cereus?) like the rest of us you're
not getting out alive!


On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 17:34:50 -0500, "John A. Keslick, Jr."
wrote:

So you do not understand tree growth.


"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
...
The message
from "John A. Keslick, Jr." contains these

words:

Explain how bark forms beings you seem to be the expert on trees.

Bark doesn't form beings. Ask your mummy to explain reproduction

again.

Janet.







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