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Dan Simper 23-01-2005 10:32 AM

My garden is full of magic !!!!
 
It's an enchanted garden, full of magical mushrooms and enchanted
fruits.But there is an evil witch inside the garden who wants to turn
me into a toad.

What can I do ?

Richard Frodage 23-01-2005 12:00 PM

On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 02:32:13 -0800, Dan Simper wrote:

It's an enchanted garden, full of magical mushrooms and enchanted
fruits.But there is an evil witch inside the garden who wants to turn
me into a toad.

What can I do ?



Ummmm, take your meds?



Cereus-validus... 23-01-2005 01:37 PM

Get used to eating bugs, you simpleton.


"Dan Simper" wrote in message
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It's an enchanted garden, full of magical mushrooms and enchanted
fruits.But there is an evil witch inside the garden who wants to turn
me into a toad.

What can I do ?




Carolyn LeCrone 23-01-2005 01:42 PM

Avoid the magic mushrooms.
"Cereus-validus..." wrote in message
m...
Get used to eating bugs, you simpleton.


"Dan Simper" wrote in message
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It's an enchanted garden, full of magical mushrooms and enchanted
fruits.But there is an evil witch inside the garden who wants to turn
me into a toad.

What can I do ?






madgardener 23-01-2005 02:07 PM


"Dan Simper" wrote in message
om...
It's an enchanted garden, full of magical mushrooms and enchanted
fruits.But there is an evil witch inside the garden who wants to turn
me into a toad.

What can I do ?

Find you some protective herbal spells and you'll be juuuuuust fine. From
the sounds of it, you've already been in the magical mushrooms and enchanted
fruits a wee bit too much. Next time don't eat so many of the 'shrooms and
enchanted fruits and allow yourself time to mellow back out. And don't watch
horror movies...................
madgardener



Salty Thumb 23-01-2005 05:08 PM

(Dan Simper) wrote in
om:

It's an enchanted garden, full of magical mushrooms and enchanted
fruits.But there is an evil witch inside the garden who wants to turn
me into a toad.

What can I do ?


Go to the nearest magic pond. Look at your reflection. You will learn
that getting changed into a toad is an improvement.

Lawrence Akutagawa 23-01-2005 05:17 PM


"Dan Simper" wrote in message
om...
It's an enchanted garden, full of magical mushrooms and enchanted
fruits.But there is an evil witch inside the garden who wants to turn
me into a toad.

What can I do ?


Well, traditionally, find yourself a beautiful princess who is willing to
kiss you. Once she does that, you'll transform into a handsome prince and
live happily ever after with her.

Of course in these days of Disney and Pixar, all bets are off.....



Suzie-Q 24-01-2005 12:55 AM

In article ,
(Dan Simper) wrote:

- It's an enchanted garden, full of magical mushrooms and enchanted
- fruits.But there is an evil witch inside the garden who wants to turn
- me into a toad.
-
- What can I do ?

Surrender, Dorothy^H^H^H^H^H^Han

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Wavy G 24-01-2005 06:39 AM

Don't blame me. I voted for (Dan Simper).

It's an enchanted garden, full of magical mushrooms and enchanted
fruits.But there is an evil witch inside the garden who wants to turn
me into a toad.

What can I do ?


Well, did you try talking to the evil witch? She must have some reason
for feeling this way.



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